NeverKnowsBest
Monochrome Like A Panda
ROFL! Chipotle is serious business.lmfao! son you looked mad serious eating that burrito
=D
I seriously laughed my *** off!
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ROFL! Chipotle is serious business.lmfao! son you looked mad serious eating that burrito
I seriously laughed my *** off!
Out of a new book supposedly detailing MLG 2006, with so many mistakes I lol'd hardBut in a back corner of the room, a heady new movement is in bloom. Super Smash Bros. Melee may never be the main event at an MLG tournament. Super Smash Bros. Melee is, by design, kind of a children's game, or, as one of its top players, Wife, puts it, "a party game." It certainly doesn't project the stony seriousness of Halo's scarred environments, where barely a single weed struggles through the cracks in the pavement. The backgrounds upon which the action unfolds in SSBM are Fisher-Price-like. There are oak trees whose mouths are prone to open in awe when somebody executes a difficult move, jungles where the palm leaves are as thick and soft as tongues. SSBM games don't go up on the Jumbotrons here, and nobody watches them from bleachers. Only one quarter of one of the rows of monitors in the hall belongs to SSBM. SSBM is a speck of volcanic activity in the gray wash of Halo 2.
In SSBM, you are an Italian guy (Mario or Luigi), a turtle monster, a princess, Donkey Kong, or a Pokemon lump creature. You and your partner must bounce into the other team, knocking them offscreen. It's generally acknowledged that there is a West Coast style and an East Coast style, the former defensive, the latter offensive. This is plausible because SSBM is not an online game, like Halo 2, so there are regional networks of players who meet in physical locations. Beyond the difference in styles, there is an East Coast vs. West Coast rivalry.
There have been no shootings perpetrated in the Super Smash Bros. Melee East Coast vs. West Coast feud, but "somebody got hit once," at a tournament, SSBM players tell me. The New York SSBM tournament is an unusually loud event; the East Coast players are the more aggressive of the two regions, and the New York players are reputedly the most volatile in the country.
PC Chris is the only white kid in the Deadly Alliance, a group of New York City-area SSBMers who travel together and coach each other. He also happens to be one of the best-looking kids in the room, with thick dark hair in his eyes and porcelain skin, and there's a cult following around him, even if it exists mostly in the way people talk about him online. One player, Bach, has made an "I <3 PC Chris" T-shirt, and another kid here is actually wearing it.
One of the most stoical looking of the East Coasters is Wes, who wears a leather jacket and keeps a thick ponytail under a newsboy cap. He seems ambivalent about the fashion statement sported by the other black kid who's an East Coast player: the letters QT penned under his right eye.
Wes taps him on the shoulder. "Did you kill somebody?"
"It's a name a girl gave me." The other kid shrugs, inching away.
Wes dismisses him with a wave. "Get out of here."
QT is an IM designation, Wes's target explains to me, meaning "cutie."
Soon after, I meet the Team Ben partnership who go by the names Husband and Wife. "They aren't gay," Bach explains to me. Wife's character is Princess Peach and Husband's character is Prince, who is Peach's husband in the game.
When we arrive at the final brackets, Ken and Isai face PC Chris and his partner, a kid who goes by the undiplomatic name of I-****-A. This is it: the New Yorkers of the Deadly Alliance are ready to represent for their side, hoping for an upset. Every jump-and-bump combo that New York executes is a coup, met with wide-eyed excitement ("HOOOOH!").
"Ye-ah!" says one of the white onlookers, when New York carries off a joint attack.
"YEE-ah!" says one of the Deadly Alliance guys. "Whatever that **** means."
Then the mood starts to change. Ken and Isai actually appear to be falling to Chris and I-****-A. The Deadly Alliance guy's satirical YEE-ahs give way, and he lets out an "Oh, ****."
"Ha! Hoh! HOH!"
Finally, jaws drop and baseball caps come off. Chris and I-****-A have won. PC Chris and I-****-A stand and embrace, and a New York kid yells and waves his NYC cap in the air. In response the Deadly Alliance's manager waves his signature old-school Nintendo power glove, and his players thud into him to hug and rejoice.
I don't know how much non-smash stuff I will be doing at Pound 4...HOWEVER Poker is one of those very few exceptions!!!
I would love to play poker with you guys =D
Related:
My cousin wants to open a bar that also hosts poker games.
But only so he can have a neon sign that reads:
LIQUOR IN THE FRONT
POKER IN THE BACK
XD
LOLOLOLOLWife's character is Princess Peach and Husband's character is Prince, who is Peach's husband in the game.
I know I know, I'm really sorry man. I've been really busy with college an **** though. But i don't have work tomorrow and get out of class @ 4, so I'll head over there after I get out tomorrow. No Johnswait KageMurphy isn't EE?
yo Okin you never brought me my Controller!
I enjoyed it. Good **** thumbs.my set vs Lambchops is up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD74ZmetXDc
http://www.youtube.com/user/chred2akrisp#p/a/u/0/Lj75K9nBXf0
I suck
I did some cool stuff in match 2 but couldn't get the kill and got ***** instead