Frozen
Smash Lord
Lol Fed Ex won't deliver to your area? That sucks. People get *****y when we tell them they live in ****ty neighborhoods and we don't deliver there after dark.
-Sorry sir we don't deliver to your street after dark
---Why?
-Cause it's dangerous, our drivers have gotten mugged there.
---Fine then, I'll just call Papa Johns
-Go ahead, they don't deliver there either
---Then what am I supposed to do if I want a pizza delivered?
-I don't know, why don't you move to a decent neighborhood?
*click*
We're such *******s to our customers.
-Sorry sir we don't deliver to your street after dark
---Why?
-Cause it's dangerous, our drivers have gotten mugged there.
---Fine then, I'll just call Papa Johns
-Go ahead, they don't deliver there either
---Then what am I supposed to do if I want a pizza delivered?
-I don't know, why don't you move to a decent neighborhood?
*click*
We're such *******s to our customers.