--THE ALPHA GUNDAM vs DOGYSAMICH!! WHO IS BLACKER?! -- TODAY'S THE FINAL STRETCH!!

[Dogysamich]

Why dont you go chill in Andrea's room for another two weeks.

YEAH I WENT THERE. o_o

-flex-

I mean, i heard from alpha himself you werent even at that Game Night. WONDER WHY.

I wish I coulda went. COULDNT AFFORD TO DO THAT AND SOMEHOW MAKE IT TO DSJ.

You didnt go to that either. Prac made it.

I made it cause I didnt drive anywhere for a week so I'd have enough gas to get there.

 

[Loto]

Why dont you go chill in Andrea's room for another two weeks.

YEAH I WENT THERE. o_o

-flex-

I mean, i heard from alpha himself you werent even at that Game Night. WONDER WHY.

I wish I coulda went. COULDNT AFFORD TO DO THAT AND SOMEHOW MAKE IT TO DSJ.

You didnt go to that either. Prac made it.

I made it cause I didnt drive anywhere for a week so I'd have enough gas to get there.

Lmao, It's nice having a job I guess. :D

When am I gonna see you again Dogy. Haven't seen you since Fast1.

 

[Dark Iori Yagami]

Know how I know Alpha is blacker? Wes remembers....

We were at Devotion (or was it Falconpunchion?) and it was late at night; like 3 AM late. We were all packing up getting ready for the drive home. The thing is, we couldn't find our driver (Alpha). Wes and I spent a solid 30 minutes looking for him. Afterward, we had to turn on the lights to the building. Turns out he had been sleeping next to our feet the whole time right there on the ground. It was a miracle we didn't step on him during the search.

Alpha has been tazed and gone to jail at the same time.

Alpha's parents are from a country that is unpronouncable in the English language.

Just the other game night Judo spent 5 minutes looking at Alpha's back wondering where Alpha actually was.

Alpha has been pulled over because the cop couldn't see the driver.

Alpha likes young blonde girls; spoken like a true black man.

Alpha is on his third car.

Alpha has attempted to quit work 5 times in the past 6 years that I have known him.

Alpha has a knife, you just can't see it because the handle is black. It technically is not a concealed weapon.

Alpha has been the sole designator of Black Cards in Columbus.

One time at Jx31's apartment, Alpha took chicken from Jx's fridge in a ziplock baggie. I have the picture somewhere.

Alpha can't hold a gun.


Reasons why Dogy ISN'T blacker:


Dogy doesn't like watermelon.

He plays a musical instrument that isn't a harmonica.

Dogy actually did student teaching before graduating. It's common knowledge black people can barely read in the first place, yet alone teach.

When he had a self drawn picture by Eugene, true it contained watermelon and chicken (though he doesn't like watermelon) but it did not include a fat kock like Alpha's did.

At Smash Aid 7 I remember the crowd saying "X2X's ****!!!" (X2X was Alpha's old tag for those of you who don't remember) and not "Dogy's ****!!!"

Alpha caused Darkrain to change his name to Lightrain, because Alpha already stole the dark. Dogy left it alone and got rocked by Shizwiz instead.




If I need to provide more, I will do so.

GO ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D!!!!!!!!!!!!

That just happened, that **** just mother****** happened

 

[Liquid Gen]

Dogy cause he taught me some Melee Bowser.

Yes, bias is included. :D

 

[TheReflexWonder]

-flex-

My misquoting is great.

So, why isn't this thread stickied?

Abuse your mod powers for good, Dogy~

 

[Dogysamich]

My misquoting is great.

So, why isn't this thread stickied?

Abuse your mod powers for good, Dogy~

Well, as a true black man, it would be wrong for me to abuse my power. I would rather opt to milk the system for all it's worth.

The real reason is I dont mod ATL South. XD

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I'm gunna edit the first post with some things. I dont think there's a way ANYWAY can edit the poll, so I'm going to just ask for this thread to be locked sunday at 12am next week. (alpha and I agreed on this)

This poll got a lil TOO HYPE TOO FAST. Cause we're a lil TOO BLACK.

 

[Umby]

Dogysamich: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTIklFsMjjU

 

[rice]

alpha + 1, dogy is reallllllly... white....

 

[PB&J]

alpha hand s down watch the to4 interviews

he ***** the night time

 

[KOkingpin]

Dogy is pretty **** black. But alpha.... He is the darkest skinned person ive ever met. He closes his eyes in a dark room and disappears.

 

[Caleb Wolfbrand]

best thread ever? think so

had to go with Alpha, cause I recall this being said once :


"If Alpha was a Pokemon, his ability would be "Night Escape"

 

[Prac352]

best thread ever? think so

had to go with Alpha, cause I recall this being said once :


"If Alpha was a Pokemon, his ability would be "Night Escape"

Hahaha, and his typing would be "Extra Dark"

 

[SpruceTengu]

+1 Dogy. The hair and mad stubble contribute the requisites to quintessential blackitude.
Also, using the pic from the sig he appears blacker. This is probably shopped anyway. >.>

Also, doc mains rule, and gain darkness points as a bonus.

The numbers in votes right now remind me of the 2000 election...

 

[#HBC | Mac]

wow xif has to be the funniest poster ever.

i also really want some kfc now.

 

[Handorin]

I wasnt really sure at first, so i wasnt going to vote.

Then I looked at the pictures, and it was clear (or black) to me.

+1 alpha

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

I wasnt really sure at first, so i wasnt going to vote.

Then I looked at the pictures, and it was clear (or black) to me.

+1 alpha

This is the most racist mother****er in the midsouth, I think his vote should count extra.

 

[HyperDragon]

dogy all the way. Every tourney I go to that he attends I can hear him from the other side of the venue. xD

Sorry ALPHALPHALPHA, you just weren't loud enough. Are we still bros?

 

[RAM]

This thread made me want to post on this forum again. ( almost been 6 months since I've posted here XP ) I honestly forgot about these forums because I play Mario Kart everyday.


But it's come to my attention that Alpha is blacker due to the fact that when we came down to a tourney once we stopped at the mall with both Dogy and Alpha and Alpha was all geared out and **** and Dogy had on some sweaty blue sweat pants, a MLG shirt and was wearing some terribad shoes that could not be made out by the street trained eye!!! all and all Alpha got my vote. BTW Ethan everytime I;'m having a bad day I think about those sweat pants and I'll probably die laughing. XD ( jk man nothing but love )

anyways SUP peeps!?

 

[Linguini]

dogy you know i love you but you cant compete with the alpha

that man is ****ing negro black son

 

[Gerbil]

Why dont you go chill in Andrea's room for another two weeks.

YEAH I WENT THERE. o_o

-flex-

I mean, i heard from alpha himself you werent even at that Game Night. WONDER WHY.

I wish I coulda went. COULDNT AFFORD TO DO THAT AND SOMEHOW MAKE IT TO DSJ.

You didnt go to that either. Prac made it.

I made it cause I didnt drive anywhere for a week so I'd have enough gas to get there.

1. It's spelled "Aundrea" ... everyone forgets the "u" lol

2. I DID go to that gamenight. Check the IHOP vids lol, I went to BOTH of them. Alpha left 5 minutes before I showed up.

3. I think it's time you check your expiration date because I think matches can only be struck once, and you look like you've been struck 500 times to no avail. :D

On topic:

Alpha's first girlfriend was fried chicken.

O.O

 

[Frames]

ok we have to establish something before we continue

it seems like we should simply measure this contest by pigmentation strictly as it would seem the fairest way to determine who is "blackest"

but what i see happening is people are bringing in outside information and then comparing which candidate best matches a pre-determined set of stereotypes which define a person as "black"

therefore i think i order to make this fair we should stick with straight pigmentation an exact measure of blackness, looking specifically at the ratio between pheomelanin and eumelanin.

also wesley snipes is the blackest ***** on the planet get at me

 

[Dynomite]

Alpha is blacker. He's owed me fried chicken for over a year.
Not only is he in debt to me, he is refusing to give me fried chicken. :<

**** YOU, ALPHA.

Throw in the towel Dogy! uve just been out-black'D!!

<3

 

[Daysoo]

For the record, that's not actually Alpha.
It's a reenactment by some random black d00d off of google images.
First result for "black fried chicken".

XD

 

[Handorin]

but it looks like alpha. =o

But even by pigment, alpha wins

 

[Dark Iori Yagami]

I heard one time doggy didn't pay child support check. What is more black than a hit and run.

 

[Dogysamich]

1. It's spelled "Aundrea" ... everyone forgets the "u" lol

2. I DID go to that gamenight. Check the IHOP vids lol, I went to BOTH of them. Alpha left 5 minutes before I showed up.

3. I think it's time you check your expiration date because I think matches can only be struck once, and you look like you've been struck 500 times to no avail. :D

On topic:

Alpha's first girlfriend was fried chicken.

O.O

1) Everybody forgets the U because nobody gets to talk to you about her cause you're too busy sittin in her room ignoring everybody.

2) You showed up after. Therefore you werent there in my books. That's what's important to me.

3) Again, how would you know, you're too busy finding new Ralph Lauren shirts.

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Ribs for dinner tonight. Yum.

I'll assume alpha had something like Zaxby's since he loves that fake chicken anyway.

And if you will also notice, I was too lazy to actually update the first post.

True blackness.

vote for dogy!

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

1) Everybody forgets the U because nobody gets to talk to you about her cause you're too busy sittin in her room ignoring everybody.

2) You showed up after. Therefore you werent there in my books. That's what's important to me.

3) Again, how would you know, you're too busy finding new Ralph Lauren shirts.

______

Ribs for dinner tonight. Yum.

I'll assume alpha had something like Zaxby's since he loves that fake chicken anyway.

And if you will also notice, I was too lazy to actually update the first post.

True blackness.

vote for dogy!

LOl @ this
LOL@ IORI

welp back to flipping burgers at Mcds

 

[Handorin]

Dogy is at kinkos straight flippn copies

 

[Dogysamich]

Atleast im not on a boat. Real *****s are "afraid of the water" OH NO.

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But I was talkin to Alpha yesterday. Talkin about havin a "real *****s game night."

And we were talkin about games to play.

Stated the obvious. Madden, NBA 2klive, CoD4. Then we were like "But we need some board games"

So Alpha was like.

HEY HOW BOUT THIS

I looked at him and replied, "Blackness Confirmed."

 

[S.R. XXVII]

LMAOOOOO! "YES! I got a double six!" "Go to jail." Game Over. The government wins.

 

[nevershootme]

Looks like that game just ends up being a game of rolling dice and never collect $200 at all. which then in turn you can gamble by rolling dice all day

 

[Dark Iori Yagami]

This is winding down with a 3 point lead, will dogy find the strength to come back.

 

[Laijin]

this Is Winding Down With A 3 Point Lead, Will Dogy Find The Strength To Come Back.

Its Never Over Till Its Over.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

make sure not to smile.

Everyone knows black people don't smile

 

[Dark Iori Yagami]

Dogy, where are you at.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

Atleast im not on a boat. Real *****s are "afraid of the water" OH NO.

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But I was talkin to Alpha yesterday. Talkin about havin a "real *****s game night."

And we were talkin about games to play.

Stated the obvious. Madden, NBA 2klive, CoD4. Then we were like "But we need some board games"

So Alpha was like.

HEY HOW BOUT THIS

I looked at him and replied, "Blackness Confirmed."

XD I ****ing cried from laughing too hard.


Best post

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

He's busy trying to make alts so he can vote for himself.
And now he's realized that there aren't any computers in cotton fields.
Which brings up several extremely important questions:
1. How has he been posting all this time?
2. What happens when you put mayo on a dogy sammich?
3. Does Alpha have a five dolla foot long?
4. Who was phone?

 

[Dark Iori Yagami]

Atleast im not on a boat. Real *****s are "afraid of the water" OH NO.

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But I was talkin to Alpha yesterday. Talkin about havin a "real *****s game night."

And we were talkin about games to play.

Stated the obvious. Madden, NBA 2klive, CoD4. Then we were like "But we need some board games"

So Alpha was like.

HEY HOW BOUT THIS

I looked at him and replied, "Blackness Confirmed."

>.>...........<.< there isn't even a start.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

>.>...........<.< there isn't even a start.

Where do all black people start out, Iori?

IN JAIL. DUH.

Smooth Criminal

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

This thread is full of win ROFL

oh and Dogy's favorite genre of games is Strategy RPG...
*****s cant come up with strategies
hell they cant even rob a 7/11 correctly