That's What HE Said

[KirbyForAll]

Pretty much the most amazing line ever.

Share any times you've used this phrase.
My best one so far was my brother, my dad, and I were pulling out of a driving in the car and my cousin ran out of the house and yelled, "Don't pull out I'm still coming!"

I died.

 

[hellbourne]

I was in physics lab and we were using a light source that had openings on both sides for the light. I asked which way it went and my lab partner responded with "It doesn't matter as long as there's a hole." To which my other lab partner promptly replied, "That's what he said."

 

[Bevo]

I had some friends over and we were about to go swimming in my pool. One of them said "get in, it feels great..." I laughed and replied with a hearty "That's what he said!"

 

[selendrile]

Makes me think of The Office.

 

[GoldShadow]

My friends and I drove to New Jersey one weekend, and it was very hot and humid. By the end of the day, everyone felt the moisture, dust, dirt and grime on their bodies.

One of my friends said "I've got to wash this stuff off my face."
I saw the opportunity and went for an epic "that's what he said."

 

[Pikaville]

In maths class I was messing with a meter stick.My teacher shouted "Put that thing away Aidan!"I quickly responded with a that's what he said followed by thunderous laughter(including the teacher)

 

[Blazey]

At a party one of my friends (friend 1) was paying out another friend about his thick beard (we're talking lumberjack beard here). He replied by saying that his (friend 1's) mother didn't complain about it in bed the previous night. Friend 1 counter-replied with "I'mma **** you up". Friend 2 replied again with arguably the most perfectly placed "that's what he said" ever.

 

[__Lewis__]

Two friends and I were discussing a math test, which he had just had previous period.

"So how'd you go?"
"Oh we'll see"
"Was it long?"
"Nah, I was done really early."

My arm was slightly sore afterwards.

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

I was at work and I put a bunch of stuff in one box because I'm a jerk like that and someone said, "You put too many things in here. How do you plan on getting them out?"

 

[Mini Mic]

O can't remember the circumstances but a friend of mine said "I didn't give consent to that", how could I resist?

 

[KosukeKGA]

Excuse me... but what does the line really mean?

*Didn't watch The Office* >_>

 

[Vicious Delicious]

...it's "That's what she said." One can use this line in conversation if the previous statement of someone else can be translated in a semi-perverted or sexual meaning without the speaker's intention. I.E.: "Oh lawdy, this boss is so hard!" "That's what he said." "*mixed reactions*"

Anyway, my dad and I were working on something in the garage a couple weeks ago. Conversation went something like this:
"Eric."
"Yeah?"
"When I push this bad boy though the hole, wait until I wiggle it before you take it, okay?"
"That's what he said."
*hearty laughter*

 

[psicicle]

I think it basically is a phrase you use to alert other people of a double entendre (sp?)

 

[GoldShadow]

Excuse me... but what does the line really mean?

*Didn't watch The Office* >_>

It's not really an Office reference, just a funny phrase that people use. Michael from The Office just happens to enjoy it too.

 

[the melon!!!!!]

I was talking with my friend DA JUSE while he was plugging in his Wii in his TV (we were at a Smash tourney the day before, and he took his Wii so it would run faster). He finished putting in the Wii and this happened...

"You're finished already?"

"That's What he Said."

We both died.

 

[Pluvia's other account]

*Robert tries to get a bottle top off with his teeth*

"No Robert, you're not supposed to suck it."

"That's what he said."

 

[Recognize]

I stuck my hand into a Nalgen bottle and I couldn't get it out. My dad walks in and of course he goes and says. " well you got it in there real good"

<.< you know what to say.

 

[SkylerOcon]

Pretty much the most amazing line ever..

That's what he said.

 

[Cookiez]

This single line has possessed me for the greater part of two months.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oktSEw7izB4

 

[Hot_ArmS]

my friend and i walking in a field thing at night, pretty dark

her: watch out, isnt there suppose to be a hole here somewhere
me: thats what he saidd

 

[Autydragoon]

My classmates are getting angry at me for using this phrase 'cause even though they won't admit it I'm really good at it and I use it overexcessively.

This is the same with so is your face and yo momma.

Can you say that's what he said? Cause if so my first sentence would be a great one.

 

[L__]

Me and my friend were walking to another friend's house.

Friend: This heat...I can't bear it. It's making me sweat too much.

Meh: That's what he said.

Friend: ****, you're good.

Meh: That's what he said

Friend: Stop doing this to me!

Meh: That's what he said

Friend: God dammit Alvin.

Meh: That's what he said.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

Well i was in biology class and my teacher was lecturing us on this one type of tree (or plant i forgot) but somewhere in that lecture he said "it's long and tall but it's also very hard and stiff" and that's when i came in lol
I got kicked out of class but **** was it funny

 

[Zook]

I drew a comic of a guy screaming, with another guy in his mouth.

Screaming guy: "HOW THE **** DID YOU GET INSIDE ME???"

Other guy: "That's what he said!"

Result: Uncontrollable laughter from my friends.

 

[~rh]

Me and my friend were walking to another friend's house.

Friend: This heat...I can't bear it. It's making me sweat too much.

Meh: That's what he said.

Friend: ****, you're good.

Meh: That's what he said

Friend: Stop doing this to me!

Meh: That's what he said

Friend: God dammit Alvin.

Meh: That's what he said.

I feel so dumb for laughing at this conversation for about a minute now.

 

[blink777]

Can you say that's what he said?

I've done it a few times... Helps if you're gay though Hiemie Edit: Or a woman, stupid

hilarity in yellow

Shouldn't have been as funny as it was... First real "lol" I've had in years.

 

[notftomearth7]

Friend-"This is so hard!"
Me- "That's what he said"

 

[GoldShadow]

A few other moments I've remembered:

(While asking a friend how to enter his house):
Friend: "Just use the back door, it's unlocked."
"That's what he said."

(Discussing how quickly one of my friends ate):
Friend: "Wow, that was pretty quick."
"That's what he said."




And one of my favorites, while ordering sandwiches at Subway with friends:
Friend: "I'll have a footlong-"
"That's what he said."

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

I was in one of my classes today, and I had a project on oak tag that was rolled up. I started waving it in this really annoying kid's face, and he started getting mad. Then he was like, "I'll destroy you if you keep doing that!"

My friend and I started laughing uncontrollably when I delivered the inevitable "That's what he said."

 

[BlackFoxPariah]

I did something that made my sister jealous. and I was kind of showing off.

Well he said: "Just rub it in my face more."

Me: "Thats what he said."

XD

 

[Kitten]

I find it kind of weird that so many of these sexual references are being made to family members.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Well, I was sitting at the table during lunch period with some of my friends when another one of my friends comes out of nowhere and jumps on one of their backs.

The friend who got jumped on responded with "Get the **** off of me!"

I couldn't resist.

 

[sugarpoultry]

It's my custom CR on Zelda Universe.

Sometimes Buzz and I just say it.

 

[Fly_Amanita]

"Well, this is gonna be a pain in the ***."

 

[Negi-Kun]

*Referring to Jiggles' FS*

My Friend: "****, that thing's HUGE!"

Me: "That's what he said."

 

[Darkurai]

I was up all night playing Rock Band at a school event.

Me: It was really fun, especially with a lot of people. I did pretty good for my first time. I'm really tired now though.

Yeah...

 

[omfgomfg]

i have never had one of these moments.
i have also never had somebody pull one of those on me.
however, if they did manage to pull a "that's what he said" on me, then i would call them a pervert
because saying that phrase basically proves it Hiemie edit: No it doesn't, you're just a prude.
i'll have to be careful not to say it even though i have never said it before
if that makes any sense to you..

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

Quote (originally posted by CoolGreenApple ):
I will try something nobody has tried before...


There that should get me anything/everything I want.


That's what he said.

 

[shinobiknight0]

There's always this moment everyday at my school. We have an anime/TCG/Brawl club going on, and it always happens.

It doesn't always work, but it's worthwhile if a really funny one gets in.

 

[JonBeBonanza]

SmileyStation (8:12:45 PM): that was my only reason for swallowing him

Thats what he said.... lol


He mains kirby.