That's What HE Said

[D13]

I've head a lot of good ones, but I can't remember anything specific atm. I do worry about what will happen to our generation when we're older. Will we still be making these sick jokes when we're all 60? Man, we're gonna freak out a lot of children. :]

 

[Gilman]

i usually give my friends the one-a-day rule. too many "thats what he said's" get old. so if they are gonna say it, they better make it a good one.

 

[Mini Mic]

Hiemie edit: Naw, I won't edit an XKCD comic.

 

[Blazey]

Hiemie edit: Part 2

 

[pikachun00b7]

Don't we have any original sexual innuendo anymore?

Hiemie edit: Thank you. Someone finally said it. We do, just don't expect to find it here.

 

[~rh]

i usually give my friends the one-a-day rule. too many "thats what he said's" get old. so if they are gonna say it, they better make it a good one.

I wish I could do that with my friends. They don't seem to get it unless angry feces are thrown their way.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

As a girl and her friend were walking into my first period class, all I heard was the last part of her sentence.

"...and then all I saw was this giant black thing coming at my face!"

It was too perfect.

 

[1337ZSS]

Wow.. I can't remember half of them.. but my friend cracks those all the time xD

 

[Rici]

Don't we have any original sexual innuendo anymore?

Innurendo.

 

[GoldShadow]

Innurendo.

Classic.

 

[victra♥]

Innurendo.

HAHA. That's great.

Hiemie edit: Pink is not yours.

 

[Pluvia's other account]

I've head a lot of good ones, but I can't remember anything specific atm. I do worry about what will happen to our generation when we're older. Will we still be making these sick jokes when we're all 60? Man, we're gonna freak out a lot of children. :]

Oh believe me, we're not the first generation to use these jokes, it's nothing new.

i usually give my friends the one-a-day rule. too many "thats what he said's" get old. so if they are gonna say it, they better make it a good one.

I once said to my friends, "Right guys, lets see if we can go through this whole lunchtime without making a gay joke."

They all simultaneously made gay jokes.

 

[Hot_ArmS]

Innurendo.

LOL one of the better ones so far

 

[Elysium]

I was at work the other day, and another employee was blowing up a balloon, and made it huge. After it was tied, they looked at it and said "D*mn, I blew a big one huh?"

Thats what she said was the most fitting answer. ^_^

 

[wangston]

At a smash tourney last week one of my friends was losing a match and another friend goes "Come one you can still pull it out." and like all 10 people watching the match went "that's what he said"

 

[ky72x]

There's too many "That's what he said" jokes that my friends and I have cracked over the past school year. Most of the time they're just plain stupid, but sometimes we all end up laughing hysterically together.

 

[The Executive]

One of my friends is completely clueless on how to use this joke and beats it to death at the most inopportune times so it's lost any humor for me. Sorry.

Hiemie edit: To be fair, I would find this funny. Incorrectly using a lame joke is hilarious.

 

[Siddhartha Gautama]

That's what she said didn't start with The Office. Didn't it start with Wayne's World?

Anyways, the best one was when my friend kept saying it to whatever I would say, so I finally said, "Alright, I'm not going to say anything to set it off."

He replied with, "That's what he said." That's the best one I've ever heard.

 

[Junpappy]

As much as I love this saying, its really not even remotely funny(imo) unless you're in the moment.

 

[iankobe]

I love this THREAD!

That's what he said.

 

[D13]

Oh believe me, we're not the first generation to use these jokes, it's nothing new.

Hmm. I should ask my parents about it lol.

I came up with a good one earlier.

"You don't know what you're getting yourself into."

"That's what he said."

 

[Rici]

Classic.

HAHA. That's great.

Sexual innuendo Five! *SLAP* *fingerclick* for knowing where this came from.

You two are my new best friends.

 

[Vaul]

Sociology Professor: And I quote noted feminist Simone de'Beauvoir: "Society, being codified by man, decrees that woman is inferior; she can do away with this inferiority only by destroying the male's superiority."
Me: That's what he said.
(5-10 seconds of silence)
SP: ................................................. yes, yes it is. Hiemie edit: But I'm not changing this line...

 

[Elysium]

Feminists...possibly worse than Scientologists.

^_^

That was a good one Vaul.

 

[Hiemie]

Feminists...possibly worse than Scientologists..

You mean I'm worse than a scientologist? I'm not very happy with this topic anyhow... hrm...

 

[Mini Mic]

I'm not very happy with this topic anyhow... hrm...

That's what he said.

 

[Elysium]

Hiemie, did you seriously go through this whole thread and change the she's to he's?

 

[~rh]

I was wondering the same thing, lol. It's a little disturbing if thats the case.

 

[blink777]

This thread just got a whole lot more fun.

 

[Pluvia's other account]

I had a good laugh re-reading this topic.

 

[MojoMan]

I was on the cyclone is Brooklyn with my friend, and when it ended, he said "that was the best ride ever!" ou can guess the epicness after.

 

[Zema]

Person 1: It was long and hard...

Person 2: Thats what she said.

Person 3: Funny, that's what he said, too.

That was a good one Vaul.

Thats what he said, too.

 

[~rh]

Person 1: It was long and hard...

Person 2: Thats what she said.

Person 3: Funny, that's what he said, too.

lol That's too good.

 

[D13]

Wow, Hiemie.

lol

 

[Greenstreet]

I was in physics lab and we were using a light source that had openings on both sides for the light. I asked which way it went and my lab partner responded with "It doesn't matter as long as there's a hole." To which my other lab partner promptly replied, "That's what he said."

LOL
i was playing smash once and my mate was gaw.

and i kept getting hit by his dtilt (i think it was downtilt)

and i said 'i cant seem to stay away from your manhole'

THATS WHAT HE SAID

so lame.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Wow, Hiemie.

lol

That's what she said.

 

[Kinzer]

i have never had one of these moments.
i have also never had somebody pull one of those on me.
i'll have to be careful not to say it even though i have never said it before
if that makes any sense to you..

Oh yeah, that's what HE said!