Guys, I have to come clean. I give up.
nessokman is right. Vaztor is right. Mr. Lange is right. Those countless "idiots" I dismissed unfairly in the past were all right, and I bear every ounce of humility at this admission with a stiff upper lip.
Fact of the matter is, Ridley is
too big. I don't know why I never saw it to begin with, but I came to a horrid realization not long ago.
Playable Ridley activists have taken the issue far beyond playable Ridley. They want to bring the issue into
my life.
A storm is gathering, the clouds are dark, the wind is strong, and I am afraid.
But it's not too late to set things straight. Enlighten yourselves with this latest advertisement from the National Organization of Smash Bros. Canon to understand exactly why it is that playable Ridley cannot be allowed to devalue the sanctity of Smash canon.
I hope you'll join me in taking back
our Smash Bros. Spread this video everywhere possible so that the playable Ridley issue will vanish back into the storm clouds from whence it came.