Went back and answered your call so I will be undisputed.
Well then, you're finally gonna fight the #1 number one contender. After all, I'm so good and nice, you gotta mention I'm numero uno twice.
I guess you must be playing Brawl, because you seem to be tripping.
You're just another easy Nintendo boss,
I bested you once, twice, and soon to be thrice,
and then it's all over, all over your loss.
So yeah, this is real good and nice.
I'm going to throw you on your back and hit a hole in your face!
This is gonna be a one-sided pounding and I'M SWINGING THE HAMMER!!!
I'm not just another smash Wii U challenger, I'm the Ace of Spades and you are NOT GOING TO GET PAST ME!!!
Playing with items, you must be a casual. But I can understand how you don't want a fair fight! Going on about making holes, just wait until you see what my fists can do!
I acknowledge that you are a fantastic fighter.
You may be the champion...
BUT I AM THE BEST!!!
I WILL RETIRE YOU, and I WILL RETIRE WITH THAT BELT!!!
When your'e the best in the world, they have a name for you
And that name... is John... knight... ONE!!!
Oh please, you can't take on this.
Just like Jigglypuff
You try to put me at Rest and I'll still knock you out!
I'll never retire, I couldn't stop me even if I tried.
Right now I'm Holder of the Heel
But real soon I'll be known worldwide as Holder of the WORLD!
Heck, you run so much, now your mouth is running, and it can't stop. So let the act drop, let's get to the shop, and get ready to get socked, and then you get dropped, your belt that I've sought is mine, and I show it off a lot, your remains are getting moped.
My mouth is running no less than yours, the only difference is that I'm going the right direction. After my election, you better get ready for your dissection to get rid of your defection right before your ejection, because face it there's no protection from this perfection.