Strangest Compliment/Insult Gotten/Given

[kinghippo99]

the weirdest insult i have gotten is "I bet you suck **** like kirby" i was pwning a friend in melee. i then told him, " any thing you can do i can do better."

 

[Grim Geno]

Compliment: Your the best boob puncher I've ever met, but that could change in a few years.

This compliment refers to the two incidents where I punched my best friend (a girl!?) in the chest on accident. In my defense, it wasless of a punch and more of a "walk into my hand" deal.

 

[urban_shinobi]

"You're gay."

I try and keep these things simple...

 

[Fawriel]

"You spoony bard!"

 

[Silent_Jester]

"Lions don't like you."

 

[MysticKenji]

"You're fired"

EDIT: This was from me to someone

 

[Matt]

Said one girl, who I spoke to for two minutes: "You're TOO deep!"

Said another after a long contemplation, when asked to answer what she liked about me: "I like this." As she touched my nose.

From every girl who has ever given my blue balls: "You're such a good friend."

Funny how you can't tell the insults from the compliments.

I told a friend once that I was envious of his face. My defense: "I mean, my face is normal, but yours!" lmao

 

[Puffs]

"Your mom's an ocarina."

 

[.::Link::.]

Compliment Given: I like the perkiness of your boobies.
Insult Given: You are like a salty banana.

Compliment Received: Your teeth are like pearly white chic-lits on a flowery island. (wtf? lol)
Insult Received: I hope you rot in a fiery pit filled with toenails and anusus.

-Link-

 

[the.letter.y]

~I'm a girl~

One time, this guy told me I look like a bunny

I told my brother that he sings so well he sounds like my cat the last time we gave her a bath

I have often told my friend that she laughs like a chipmunk, and one time she replied, "Well you laugh like asparagus"

I'll probably remember more interesting ones later... ^^;

 

[commonyoshi]

The strangest compliment I've heard (or at least I think it was one) was "Looking at you two makes me feel warm." A guy said this to two girls. >_>

Actually, now that I think about it, this same guy says a lot of weird things. I think I'll follw him around and write them all down for lols. I just wish I could remember some of them right now.

 

[Sprigginz_Caldo]

Compliment: Girl to myself, a guy: Geez, I love your hair. Why do only guys have nice hair? It sits so nicely on your head...

Insult: Give us back Pearl Harbor. -_-; Ignorance at its prime.

 

[Nerd_of_the_Ages]

Very awkward, but a girl said my butt felt like a marshmellow. From then on, I was known as the marshmellow. This name branched in to many others, like Chub Bub, Chunky Monkey, Chubbanator, stuff like that.

The most awkward insults I saw were in elementary, so cussing was like really big stuff. So this prankster throws some tan bark at another kid from behind, and the kid turns around at an innocent kid and then goes like, "Why the !@#$ did you throw tan bark at me, I know it was you!". And then he throws tan bark at the innocent.
Reply: "What the !@#$ing god, you b!@#h ! I didn't do it, you @ssh0le! He did (points at prankster)

At this point, the prankster runs away.


One of my classmates is really smart, but really hyperactive. He pretends to be drunk and then pretends to be gay (he randomly goes up to people and says, "Hey, you wanna' start something?" in a really...weird tone).

 

[alpha n00b]

Very awkward, but a girl said my butt felt like a marshmellow.

Your lucky you have an @$$...
The strangest insult i remeber giving out was calling someone a Duckf*cker.

 

[Elysium]

insult gotten : "Bring those 24 chromosomes on over here!" by a friend while we were playing smash.
insult given : "At least my moms not a virgin!" to a friend that was pretending he was like Jesus.

Compliment gotten : "Can I have you number cutey?" Said to me by another dude at the mall......
Compliment given : "You got a purdy mouth." Said to one of my ex's, guess what came after that. lol

 

[Mini Mic]

Gotten
Compliment: You're really pretty (I'm a male so this was awkward)

I've had that one too you don't know what to say to it and then comes the awkward silence...

My insult: The choices you made in life have thus far been questionable at best.

 

[twilightprincess*]

My hairdresser asked me if my hair had "gone wrong". Stupid cow.

 

[Jammer]

The strangest compliment I've heard (or at least I think it was one) was "Looking at you two makes me feel warm." A guy said this to two girls. >_>

Actually, now that I think about it, this same guy says a lot of weird things. I think I'll follw him around and write them all down for lols. I just wish I could remember some of them right now.

Yes, please do.

That guy sounds like me when I get into one of my moods...

I told my brother that he sings so well he sounds like my cat the last time we gave her a bath

Yay for creative insults that actually make sense!

I've seen cats who can talk and sing, but none of them are very good at either.

 

[Asian Elephant]

A snooty girl in my class once told me to "shut the hole in your mouth." I thought that was kind of weird.

Other than that, any strange compliments or insults I've heard were more awkward than anything else.

 

[Jammer]

Other than that, any strange compliments or insults I've heard were more awkward than anything else.

Awkward is good, too! Let's hear them!

 

[Asian Elephant]

Awkward is good, too! Let's hear them!

I don't remember most of them, but I do remember this one time when a male teacher complimented a shirt I was wearing.

He was probably just being nice, because he was a pretty cool guy, but it still seemed a little creepy.

As long as you don't love her too much...

Also, are you a guy or a girl? Because I could imagine a mom telling her daughter she has nice legs to raise her self esteem, but not her son.

I don't think my mom would ever tell me that. It'd just be kind of weird.

I agree it'd be even weirder for a guy, though.

Compliment: Your the best boob puncher I've ever met, but that could change in a few years.

This compliment refers to the two incidents where I punched my best friend (a girl!?) in the chest on accident. In my defense, it wasless of a punch and more of a "walk into my hand" deal.

You did this twice? To the same girl?

Are you sure it was an accident? If I was her, I'd be kind of creeped out by you.

 

[Jammer]

I don't remember most of them, but I do remember this one time when a male teacher complimented a shirt I was wearing.

He was probably just being nice, because he was a pretty cool guy, but it still seemed a little creepy.

Ah, yes, I've had my encounters with gay male teachers. The thing is, I'm usually pretty friendly with adults (I don't mind having conversations with them, unlike many kids my age).

I remember a gay male teacher I had told me I was wearing a shirt he owned (the same design, but different shirt, obviously). He asked if I sneaked into his house and stole it.

I think he might have thought I was closeted. I can come across as feminine sometimes because I generally don't act macho.

I know that he's much too mature to really have any sexual feelings for one of his students, but he seemed to be just a little too friendly to me.

 

[Asian Elephant]

Ah, yes, I've had my encounters with gay male teachers. The thing is, I'm usually pretty friendly with adults (I don't mind having conversations with them, unlike many kids my age).

I think you may be mistaking both my teacher's presumed sexuality and my gender.

I'm a girl, so if my teacher was attracted to me it wouldn't make him gay. Just as creepy, though, if he was.

 

[Jammer]

Heh, sorry to stereotype you, a member of Smashboards, as a male. When you said he complimented you on your shirt, I figured you were a guy, so his comment would have been homosexual if it was said in a sexual way. Obviously, I was wrong.

I remember one teacher, a Technology teacher, who was staring down this girl's shirt as she was bending over, sanding something with a belt sander. He was having her demonstrate to the class, and we all saw him staring, except for the girl herself, who was, of course, disgusted when we told her what happened.

I don't know you or your teacher, but I doubt just a simple compliment like "I like your shirt" is sexual. I mean, I tell guys and girls I like their shirt, or shoes, or earings, or whatever, and all it means is that I like their shirt--no sexual meaning implied.

I like your username, Asian Elephant.

 

[Asian Elephant]

I don't know you or your teacher, but I doubt just a simple compliment like "I like your shirt" is sexual. I mean, I tell guys and girls I like their shirt, or shoes, or earings, or whatever, and all it means is that I like their shirt--no sexual meaning implied.

Yeah, I think you're right. It's just that when a male teacher says anything positive about the appearance of a female student, people tend to immediately imagine the worst (myself included).

Like I said, he was a cool guy, and I don't think there was anything wrong with him giving me a compliment. Plus, it was a nice shirt.

I like your username, Asian Elephant.

Just as long as it's not my shirt.

 

[Bailey]

Worst Insult Given: "You are a lesbian!" to my guy friend
Worst Compliment Given: "You are a lesbian!" same friend

Best Compliment Given: "You are a lesbian!"

 

[teeman92]

the smash forums in gamefaqs.com,nuff said(them stupid mods banned me for no frickken reason)

quotes from the forum:

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!! O_o????

EXTENDERRRRRRR!

shiek is top tier

is gamefaqs ********??!!

ps: anyone know any site to i can talk about homebrew?(psp application)

PPS: and dont tell me playstaion.com

 

[CodaBear17]

This is the thread where we list the strangest compliments and insults we've gotton and given. This is what a nice post might look like:

Gotten:
Compliment: Girl to me (a guy): "I like your lipstick a lot." (I wasn't wearing lipstick.)
Insult: My teacher asks me if I know what eBay is. I nod yes. Then he says, "Go there, and buy a life." Ummm, burn? Also, teachers shouldn't insult students.

Given:
Compliment: I told my friend I thought his shirt's tight fit made him look sexy. We're both straight. It was a little awkward.
Insult:

Someone: Hey! Let's go to the mall!
Me: You're a mall.
Someone: ?​

This kind of conversation happens way too much.

Okay, your turn! You don't have to do all four, just whatever ones really stick out in your mind! Go for it!

My math teacher like insults students a lot but its reallly really funny like you know those teachers who are like sarcastic and stuff its really funny

 

[shadowari]

Wierdest insult:

Person: Why does "insert event here" happen?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

 

[Mr.Loser]

The only compliment that i got which i find odd would be "Your Boring,but in a cool way!"

 

[Pustulio]

Another Compliment I got: You know, I like your pants!

 

[Mini Mic]

Good WTF insult I like to use: It's times like these that make me happy you are going to be hit by a bus in 13 years, 78 days, fifteen minutes and fourty seconds, now thirty nine, eight...

 

[the.letter.y]

today my friend Erik told me I'm pretty...and he's gay <.<;;

 

[Jammer]

today my friend Erik told me I'm pretty...and he's gay <.<;;

Um, gay guys are constantly telling girls they're pretty.

"I love your hair."
"Ohhh, nice shoes!"
"Where did you get that necklace?"
"Your eyeshadow looks perfect today!"

It's entirely normal for gay guys. The effeminate ones, at least.

 

[MattDel]

i know i have some good ones but i cant remember them... i probably will later

 

[notftomearth7]

My grandma said I had pretty hair...:embarrass

My mom said I had pretty nails....:embarrass x 3

 

[brawlpro]

You must be a chick.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Oh my gosh, I was out trick-or-treaating tonight, I was a guy with glass sticking out of his head. My freind was Kenny from south park and my other freind didn't really wear a costume.

So we go up to this one house. There's an old guy sitting in the doorway. We get there and he says all seriously "Three worst costumes I've seen tonight". I would have known if it was a joke. He would of sayed "Ha I'm just kiddin'" or something, but he didn't. He just said that we had the worst costumes of the night. I think he was serious >_>

 

[thecatinthehat]

when i want someone to shut up, i go : "Shut UP! You're adopted! YOur parents dont love you"
or when some one makes a random comment, like "It's so cloudy today", i go, "Your face is so cloudy today.

hehehe, i was in bio class, the teacher, was giving a test. She says there was no excuses for missing the test, e.g. absence, sick, w/e. So a smartass in my class says,
"Uhh, what if we're suffering from sexual exhaustion." *class laughs*
The teacher says "It's ok Eric, you could always use your other hand"

BUURRRRNNNN!!!!

The moment i first meet my friends mom, she goes,
"hello, wow, those are some ugly shoes"

 

[MattDel]

The teacher says "It's ok Eric, you could always use your other hand"

BUURRRRNNNN!!!!

wow... thats priceless...