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Strangest Compliment/Insult Gotten/Given

Megavitamins

Megavitamins

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Jammer said:
Heh, sorry to stereotype you, a member of Smashboards, as a male. When you said he complimented you on your shirt, I figured you were a guy, so his comment would have been homosexual if it was said in a sexual way. Obviously, I was wrong.

I remember one teacher, a Technology teacher, who was staring down this girl's shirt as she was bending over, sanding something with a belt sander. He was having her demonstrate to the class, and we all saw him staring, except for the girl herself, who was, of course, disgusted when we told her what happened.

I don't know you or your teacher, but I doubt just a simple compliment like "I like your shirt" is sexual. I mean, I tell guys and girls I like their shirt, or shoes, or earings, or whatever, and all it means is that I like their shirt--no sexual meaning implied.
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Wow, before there was a tech teacher at my school (fired now thank god) who would drop a pencil and ask a girl with a skirt on to pick it up. Then he would proceed to look up the girls skirt. Finally, one of the girls got up the courage to tell the main office and he got fired. Now we have a normal, non pervy teacher.
 
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MattDel

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Megavitamins said:
Wow, before there was a tech teacher at my school (fired now thank god) who would drop a pencil and ask a girl with a skirt on to pick it up. Then he would proceed to look up the girls skirt. Finally, one of the girls got up the courage to tell the main office and he got fired. Now we have a normal, non pervy teacher.
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wow... thats pretty messed up... im glad none of my teachers are like that (even though im not a girl... its still weird)
 
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Jammer

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thecatinthehat said:
hehehe, i was in bio class, the teacher, was giving a test. She says there was no excuses for missing the test, e.g. absence, sick, w/e. So a smartass in my class says,
"Uhh, what if we're suffering from sexual exhaustion." *class laughs*
The teacher says "It's ok Eric, you could always use your other hand"
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This is a widely told joke, and not something that actually happened to you. I'm disappointed that you would try to trick us like that.

To stay on topic, I'll give you a strange insult. Let me think...

You're a strange insult.

Do you need some ointment for that burn?
 
pwnzorz

pwnzorz

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Insult taken:
Mexican: Hey.
Me (white): yeah?
Mexican: You're hella white!
Me: I am hella white!
(i am hella white)
 
MASAHIROx

MASAHIROx

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wow its pretty sad how some people make **** up and then jammer actually calls them out on it...

LOL

i already told the weird compliment that i get from my mom. shes obsessed with my legs... =P
 
Fawriel

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By some weird twist of fate, I just handed out this... compliment... seconds before coming across this bumped thread.

Me at Aeris:
"It just.. doesn't.. compute. ... you're... so.... NICE. I mean, like. Dude. You're like one of those celestial beings who come on earth and don't know how to act like a realistic human being and cause hilarity to ensue, like on TV!"


EDIT: This just in.

Sliq: "Gimpyfish, I'm going to poop in your butt."
 
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