Starcraft TWO thread

[sprint2k]

omfg

leenok vs clide

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you will not be disappointed

 

[The Greater Leon]

i know that they really wanted to make an OGSp-enis joke when the voice said ogsVINES

but they kept it classy

 

[Lovage]

trying to get my m&m ball to attack then move back into my siege tanks. I hotkey all my army units so I have trouble making my siege tanks go siege mode while moving out. I'm also notorious for having my own army attack my **** loool

for mm+tank, 1 hotkey is fine, quickly tab between your army to siege and stim (siege first of course)

in general you need to know where his army is at all times if you want to push with tanks effectively. you can use 1 medivac/viking to move ahead of your army just to see where his army is, or you can use a scan too if you're lazy.

if you're playing scrubs they'll probably rush in as soon as they find your army, so check where his army is with medivac/scan, have your tanks sieged up, and let him run into you to get *****. good players will almost never attack a full tank like unless they're at a huge advantage, but noobs won't know if you're sieged or not and will get *****.

 

[Lovage]

lol dang

this season i'm definitely sticking to the recommended games section on TL
once again theres some really bad and boring games in the ro64

 

[pockyD]

I don't like the idea of marines and tanks in the same control group

 

[ConnorTheKid]

put your tanks on a different key

a out and m back in

wow I feel so stupid for not knowing to do that. thanks brendan

for mm+tank, 1 hotkey is fine, quickly tab between your army to siege and stim (siege first of course)

in general you need to know where his army is at all times if you want to push with tanks effectively. you can use 1 medivac/viking to move ahead of your army just to see where his army is, or you can use a scan too if you're lazy.

if you're playing scrubs they'll probably rush in as soon as they find your army, so check where his army is with medivac/scan, have your tanks sieged up, and let him run into you to get *****. good players will almost never attack a full tank like unless they're at a huge advantage, but noobs won't know if you're sieged or not and will get *****.

wow thanks for the advice oscar. I'll definitely keep the whole medivac/viking thing in mind when playing fiction tonight!



edit: @pocky: why do you not like rines+tanks in one group? just curious.

 

[The Greater Leon]

connor lets play

 

[pockyD]

haha artosis, 'oh i see now, here's why nexchoa might have no brain'

 

[Lovage]

jesus christ idra **** all over that kid

 

[The Greater Leon]

release the gracken

 

[ConnorTheKid]

my bad brendan if you wanna play aim me next time

 

[The Greater Leon]

i dont even have oscars current password anyway lol

 

[keeper]

Seeing Check and Boxer tonight's gonna be sweeeeet.

Also, for the Swarm.

 

[NyTeStRiDeR]

ne1 wanna play? my mid-late game is pretty bad

 

[Nasty_Nate]

im down. Message me when your on

 

[Nasty_Nate]

omg the icehouse VODs are working again

***ken ****

edit* roach snake is the ****

 

[Lovage]

ret vs. thebest

Spoiler

aosgnajerngh gaepirgnqhiegIPHB PIQETFWE4T4 PIECE OF **** CHINK ****** KOREAN ******* OMG NWIRUNQ34IUR2OR EIUFPNDF8wfwhFG9 W

 

[Incronaut]

omg the icehouse VODs are working again

***ken ****

edit* roach snake is the ****

whats icehouse? i have no VOD sources -.- besides gomtv

 

[Sizzle]

http://kowiz.cowxp.net/SC2/?season=3

For all VODs.

 

[kirbyraeg]

that looks really good i'll check it out later

 

[The Greater Leon]

lets do favorite artosis quotes

'do you want me to spit in your mouth?'

 

[Kira-]

Tasteless - "Actually just straight up sunflower seeds are good"
Artosis - "Yeah that's true too. But it's so annoying opening all of them"
Tasteless - "I just actually eat the shells"

.. long pause ..

Artosis - "Do you eat the can after you drink a coke? You're like a goat"
tasteless- "depends on how hungry I am"

 

[Kira-]

"I thought it was gonna be GG but it turns out i was wrong"
"That player is definitely going with x strategy. Oh it looks like he isn't doing that at all"
"There is no way one guy can win this battle. Oh somehow he won it. He is just too good."
"This may be the best ZvT/TvT I've ever seen"
"That player [who is still extremely more skilled than I am] is pretty terrible and I'm surprised he made it into the GSL"


- "Really bad positioning of the zealots here"
- "Yeah that was actually ********"

 

[Kira-]

nvm

this wins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmqs_6CBzcU

stolen from TL

 

[JTB]

"he probably has balls the size of watermelons.




...or pumpkins."

 

[The Greater Leon]

nvm

this wins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmqs_6CBzcU

stolen from TL

hahahh im trying not to laugh in class

 

[sidefx]

he got trolled again last night


MikeHawk420 ftw

 

[Incronaut]

SlayerS_Boner LOL

 

[The Greater Leon]

omg clide vs leenock

"i wanna touch him, hes just so good"
awkward poke

 

[Nasty_Nate]

Clide was not amused

 

[Nasty_Nate]

Omg yesterday there were some winners

Tasteless- Come down to the studio and maybe me and Artosis will comment on your artwork, and say "wow thats really good". Then you die.
Artosis- Yeah your life is just complete after that. Its like "Oh I wanted to be a doctor.... but this is good enough!"
T- Yeah we are so cool. I wish we could just clone ourselves and hang out together.
A- I would hate the other Artosis... stealing all my thunder.
T- What!? I would love the other tasteless!
(lmao exactly what id expect)

T- Im gonna go get us some tea during the interview. I'm basically the water boy
A- The hot water boy
T- Well yeah, I am a hot boy
A- .... Thats not what I meant Tasteless
T- But its what I meant

T- Build orders are so important, they even help you out with real life. Like your going on a date or something, you gotta know "first I call her, then i pick her up"
A- Yeah and then if something doesn't work out you need backup build orders. Like you wanna go out for Indian food and she says "oh i hate indian food" then you ask what about Thai food, then she goes "I love you"

Last but not least...
::Slowly zooms out on a banana and two oranges in fruitdealers booth conveniently placed to look like a d!ck::
T- Oh god! I swear that is not meant to be phallic imagery..... well we can't unsee that

 

[DJMirror]

http://gamingbolt.com/starcraft-in-south-korea-by-the-numbers

 

[The Greater Leon]

gomtv.net sucking a **** while i try to watch vods in the library ;A;

 

[JTB]

Neural parasite doesn't hit air anymore on the ptr

LOL

 

[The Greater Leon]

LOL indeed

 

[Nasty_Nate]

bah I always end up hating the patch notes

I just learned i can hold off mutas blind in zvz by going faster infestor too....

 

[The Greater Leon]

patch notes never make anyone feel good

they can only cause sadness

and anger

 

[JTB]

oh wait, it was fungal growth, not np

what is this i dont even

lol medivac drops

 

[Nashun]

oh wait, it was fungal growth, not np

what is this i dont even

lol medivac drops

You don't even play! =(

 

[NyTeStRiDeR]

omg omg chat channels!!! smash chat room????????