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St.Louis Area Discussion Thread
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Cook
Smash Master
I do what I can.
MJG
Smash Hero
Not as much as you crying because you can't beat me in a video game, lol.
Also, it IS common practice to date people for two years when you can't stand looking at them.
Timeline: March/April: **** Greg (attractive guy).
April/May: Make out with Lain (attractive guy).
June: Start dating Andrew for two years (guy I apparently can't stand looking at).
Throughout this period, turn down Greg repeatedly in favor of Andrew.
July of NEXT year: Go on date with Jack (attractive guy), but decide not to get with him and to cancel open relationship because I like Andrew (guy I apparently can't stand looking at).
Yep, seems like you were pretty disgusted with me.
ooooooooh.l
I think ive witnessed that too (and nicole getting mad when you guys lost to MMM and LUCAS@!!!11!@@!#@!@!!).
Nicole: 6
Cook: 2
EDIT: Damn cook lmao...read that whole quote...plus 2 more loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Cook
Smash Master
NO. WE LOST TO DDD AND LUCAS. That **** is not REMOTELY FAIR. Lucas heals like 87% damage from a Waddle Doo AND they can do like 80% in one d-throw combo. Team is broken, imo.
How's your online dating going? Seems like you woulda found someone on there by now since it's for desparate losers like yourself.
I heard you kept getting stood up though. Better hope your ex-gf's 18 year old sister will date a 24 year old. Play more beer pong with her, get her drunk enough and maybe someday she'll let you touch her boobies. DAT ANDREW SWAG YO.
I heard you kept getting stood up though. Better hope your ex-gf's 18 year old sister will date a 24 year old. Play more beer pong with her, get her drunk enough and maybe someday she'll let you touch her boobies. DAT ANDREW SWAG YO.
Ripple
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sheik/MK destroys that team
MJG
Smash Hero
Best. Post. Ever.
Cook
Smash Master
Lol, gotta date tomorrow, gurl.
And ANYONE would love to touch that 18-year-old's boobies because she's fkn hot as hell. BARELY LEGAL FTW.
And ANYONE would love to touch that 18-year-old's boobies because she's fkn hot as hell. BARELY LEGAL FTW.
_Kain_
Smash Champion
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Brb calling 911
Cook
Smash Master
You're right, I should just whip it out, lol. NEW PLAN! Thx 4 pro tips, haha.
Cook
Smash Master
What can I say? 100% white boy!
MJG
Smash Hero
Legan
Smash Lord
Cook
Smash Master
I want to see image...
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
I agree, that's why I talk **** to animal abusers in the Wolf boards.
If my current signature wasn't purrfect, I would have taken this.
This.
tldr: you are totally not invited to his birthday partyAnd David wants to do Kahoka on the 22nd and you said you can't go that weekend, so I don't have to worry about it.
I'm mean to you for a lot of valid reasons, #1 is that you sexually harassed me like every single time we'd hang out for like a year (no troll). #2 is that you were a complete a$$clown at Echos that one time and talked **** about Mega Man and games you don't even understand, sounding like a 12 year old with your inability to explain what you mean in concrete terms, instead of "nope, that game sux, my name is Thugz with a Z". We nerds take things like that seriously. #3 is that you are 17 years old and ha(d) no social interaction experience with negativity. If I didn't troll the hell out of you and make you realize your "internet mortality" you wouldn't be the person you are today, a bit stronger and less annoyingly ignorant. I've told you in person the last few times that you are becoming a stronger individual outside of the gaming realm, and I mean it. <3
tldr: if I didn't troll you, I doubt you'd handle college as well as you will now.
Also, I agree. I can understand the frustration between Cook/Nicole, but as individuals both of them are perfectly cromulant people. I especially miss JoWii
This.
Reminds me of that 2+2=vagina song where he's like "I'm good at sex!!!!"
Metal proving that he's not only straight, but gets with really hot chicks that don't know how to screw. I agree with this for the most part though, but a lot of it has to do with these attractive womans ability to get a big d!ck so they can't really go crazy on it because they will be in pain, so they just lay there and get ****ed.
Shhh, you said you werne't gonna tell anyone
Remember that part where I said thugz was a homo and half of the people believed me but the other half didn't or were gay so they didn't give a **** anyway?
This was decent until I read this.
Good joerb.
I find crying is best to be done on someone else's bed.
RAPEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stealth Raptor
Smash Legend
the drama llama sooooo approves
well now you're just insulting yourself along with me. i need material to work with here...oh wait no i dont.
HEY NICOLE IF U MAYBE WILL DATE ME AGAIN OR AT LEAST HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN (CAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR SO TERRIBLE AT IT) I WILL PAY 700 DOLLARS FOR YOUR TICKET TO GENESIS
HEY NICOLE IF U MAYBE WILL DATE ME AGAIN OR AT LEAST HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN (CAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR SO TERRIBLE AT IT) I WILL PAY 700 DOLLARS FOR YOUR TICKET TO GENESIS
Ripple
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this conversation is 110% serious
MJG
Smash Hero
Cook
Smash Master
Thugz, I still can't see it, lol.
Also, mah bad at offering to loan you money to go to a tournament. What a bad friend I am. I mean, clearly I was doing it to get with you, that's why I was gonna help you go to a tournament where you were planning on ****ing someone else, lol. I'M CRAFTY LIKE YOU THAT, YOU CAN'T SEE ME COMING!
I guess Corey must also be trying to **** you, since he loaned you money to go see your bf?
Also, mah bad at offering to loan you money to go to a tournament. What a bad friend I am.
I mean, clearly I was doing it to get with you, that's why I was gonna help you go to a tournament where you were planning on ****ing someone else, lol. I'M CRAFTY LIKE YOU THAT, YOU CAN'T SEE ME COMING!I guess Corey must also be trying to **** you, since he loaned you money to go see your bf?
Cook
Smash Master
Oh. You can see when I ***. And then you can't see after.
IT'S A RIDDLE.
IT'S A RIDDLE.
Cook
Smash Master
Actually, I SHOULD go to Lux's so this can happen in person. Let's not even have a tournament, let's have a *****-off!
MJG
Smash Hero
^Thank god. I am glad I will be there lmao.
Dear Andrew,
We can't be friends anymore because you are incapable of doing so, since you wanted to fk me after you gave me money for genesis.
Love Nicole
Dear Nicole,
Oh really? Well I'm going to come into your house and you can wake up to the sultry sounds of my monotone voice telling you "YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME."
Also I thought about bringing you breakfast but I drove here drunk so it wasn't really an option.
Love, Andrew
We can't be friends anymore because you are incapable of doing so, since you wanted to fk me after you gave me money for genesis.
Love Nicole
Dear Nicole,
Oh really? Well I'm going to come into your house and you can wake up to the sultry sounds of my monotone voice telling you "YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME."
Also I thought about bringing you breakfast but I drove here drunk so it wasn't really an option.
Love, Andrew
MetalMusicMan
Sleepwalk our lives away.
FFffffffffffff
God damn mother****ing Sheik.
No Ripple, you are clearly mistaken. The average penis size is over 8 inches, don't you watch porn?
I can't tell who's trolling who with Nicole and Cook anymore, lol. <3 you guys, you're so ****ing stupid but <3 anyway.