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Cook

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Id hit
if she didnt already get wit drake and lil wayne
Wtf, do you only get with virgins? You'd be following in the footsteps of giants!


Unless you're implying that there can't be much left after they were done, lol.
 

Nicole

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Nope, no one likes a ginger. People barely tolerate daywalkers.
and here I was thinking that you were going to call me out.

well i was having fun but i guess this thread can go back to being boring now. :glare:
 

Nicole

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Call you out on what? Being a ****ty person? I mean, I guess I can do that. ur turrible
OH YES OH YES
YOUR CUTTING INSULTS SUSTAIN ME

wasnt what i was talkin about, it was more relevant to the things that were being said at the time.

but that is okay, i forgive your shortcomings if you promise to do better next time. break out the big guns, hit me with your best shot, drama let's gooooooo
 

Nicole

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alright this is a sham now.

DIP.

go back to your boring lives, and dont ever say i didnt try.
 

_Kain_

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Girls can't suck at sex...they just...have to uncover their latent sex powers...trufax

now guys on the otherhand....DIP
 

MetalMusicMan

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Just as a general rule of thumb, most good looking girls are terrible at sex. They don't ever have to learn to do anything because they're hot and people just want to bang them / are satisfied anyway.

YEAH I SAID IT.
 

Nicole

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OH HO HO HO I KNEW YOU WOULDNT LET ME DOWN

some guys aren't ever allowed to take their shirts off during sex, because they are fat and their bodies are disgusting.

also some girls dont put in alot of effort on said guys because they have no attraction to them anyways.

NOW THIS IS GETTING GOOD
 

THuGz

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Idk what you're talking about I think Cook's perfectly attractive.

edit: **** i'm so bored **** this thread ****
 

Cook

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Lol, at least I don't cry if you tell me I'm fat, as opposed to what happens if someone tries to give you sex advice.


Also, usually if you date someone for two years you don't want to have sex withe them and just aren't trying. Sounds plausible, lol.
 

Nicole

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Lol at least the last guy I slept with lasted longer than 60 seconds!

Also he got to take his shirt off you jelly?
 

Cook

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Why last longer than 60 seconds if you aren't gonna do anything interesting? Time management, imo.

And no, I'm not jelly. After about the 20th time it's all the same. I think I've ****ed you enough times for one lifetime, lol.
 

Nicole

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why try to please someone who i cant even stand looking at? maybe if i do a bad job you wont want to fk as much.

STRATEGY BETCH

also the next girl who tries to dump you will probably find your laying in bed for three hours and constant crying ADORABLE.
 

THuGz

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LOL
 

fource

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lol
****. Averil. You set me up you *******.


/caps
 

Cook

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Not as much as you crying because you can't beat me in a video game, lol.

Also, it IS common practice to date people for two years when you can't stand looking at them.

Timeline: March/April: **** Greg (attractive guy).
April/May: Make out with Lain (attractive guy).
June: Start dating Andrew for two years (guy I apparently can't stand looking at).
Throughout this period, turn down Greg repeatedly in favor of Andrew.
July of NEXT year: Go on date with Jack (attractive guy), but decide not to get with him and to cancel open relationship because I like Andrew (guy I apparently can't stand looking at).


Yep, seems like you were pretty disgusted with me. :awesome:
 
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