Some of the Noobist things you said or heard someone say while playing a game.

[SirroMinus1]

This is a little joke topic about some of the dumbest things you said or heard while playing games. ill start

I once said to my friend " I don't play fighting games with health bars" haha
A one commonly used by people new to or just suck @ games "They Cheatin" referring to the shadow A.I. there that doesn't seem to want you to win

& a one that stuck with me & my friends throughout the years we knew each other "You ain't beat me! the stage beat me!" thanks to one wise fellow who always made excuses for every time he lose

 

[Kei_Takaro]

"You're gonna be f'n banned!! My brother works for Steam!!1!eleven"
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkfBR6OhPr8

Wish I could remember some, but lol that^ was somehow related and dam.n funny xD

 

[Master Xanthan]

Some quickscoper in call of duty told us to "get pro" one time in search and destroy. As if quickscoping even takes skill, lol. Plus he'd probably get his *** handed to him by any mlg player.

 

[Zero_Gamer]

I'm going to time you out as fast as I can.

 

[Lore]

As if Call of Duty even takes skill, lol.

Fixed.

I'm ashamed to admit this, but when I first played Super Mario 64 way back when I was a kid, I didn't beat the first star for ages because I had no idea how to beat the Bob-omb king guy. I tried everything from jumping on top of him to tricking him into falling off the cliff, but nothing worked.

My mom eventually suggested that I try grabbing him from behind or something, and I easily beat him.

Edit: Oh, this is the noobiest things SAID thread. Hmmm... I'll think of something later.

 

[Fuelbi]

I once heard this old guy on a mic in CoD asking someone how to actually move

Adults are so funny at playing video games

 

[Gatlin]

I joined some random vent server I found on this forum I used to visit, and immediately when I joined, there was this very young sounding kid spurting out any cuss word or racial slur he could think of. I don't think that is too rare of an occurrence though

 

[Kuraudo]

I'm going to time you out as fast as I can.

We have a winner. LMAO I gotta say that to someone next tourney.

 

[mystery_dungeon]

Skilled gamer: *uploads video of him/her manipulating game mechanics*

Random Noob: "OMG U CHEATER!"

 

[GigaBowserXyZ]

how do you attack?

 

[Lurker guy]

"More like Hat Fortress 2"

 

[Luigitoilet]

ventrilo is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno NWS for naughty language and Duke Nukem

 

[SupaSairentoZ7℠]

Good video! I got a good laugh out of it.

 

[disasterABDUL]

a few days ago this guy came into the gameroom for my school and saw me playing TvC out of boredom on my wii and goes "hey do you wanna play smash brothers? I'll kick your *** in that game" so I sighed and agreed then put on smash. he starts going on about how he's the best at that game
then while i'm about to 3 stock him he says the best thing ever
"yeah i'm the best at this game but normally I lose the first 3 or 4 matches that I play, I'm really rusty, the last time I played this game was yesterday"

 

[Spire]

then while i'm about to 3 stock him he says the best thing ever
"yeah i'm the best at this game but normally I lose the first 3 or 4 matches that I play, I'm really rusty, the last time I played this game was yesterday"

lol


Man this is my favorite type of noob response.

 

[Omni]

-> don't know that Smashboards exist
-> automatically *** in any Smash game

 

[Numa Dude]

I once made some guy say that Mario was the cheapest character in brawl.

 

[disasterABDUL]

I once made some guy say that Mario was the cheapest character in brawl.

a friend of mine actually did that too
the funny thing was that he NEVER played mario up until that point

 

[Mr.Freeman]

"More like Hat Fortress 2"

Hey, that just reminded me.

Anything that has to with hats and TF2. Though the people who complain are usually poor and Irish.

 

[mzink*]

"You're not supposed to keep killing me!!!"

Yelled angrily at the CPUs.

 

[disasterABDUL]

"you only beat me because bowser's sideB is broken"
"but i didn't even use sideB...""

 

[SupaSairentoZ7℠]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHfLy7yREjA

 

[WaffleBlaster]

Random CoD/Halo playing *** on Xbox Live/PSN
When they win
"Woo! Yeah! Suck it *****, all skill!"
When they lose
"YOU ***GET!"/"DAMN LAG!"/"1V1 ME NOOB"/"I WAS BUSY HOLDING UP THE TEAM!"
^
The list goes on and on. There are thousands of things people say just so they can feel superior after winning/losing at an online game. A game. A GAME! It's a game, get a life and stop complaining! Here is the definition of game from the Merriam-Webster dictionary website!

Definition of GAME

1
a (1) : activity engaged in for diversion or amusement
AMUSEMENT! Not an outlet for being an ******* to people, people who want to have fun and enjoy a game, just because you're a obsessive ***!

Anywho, yeah, those things I said, they are a wee bit noobish.

 

[F8AL]

One time while playing Melee:

*I win the match*
Opponent: "I wasn't trying."
Me: "Me either."
Him: "..."
Me:

 

[WaffleBlaster]

One time while playing Melee:

*I win the match*
Opponent: "I wasn't trying."
Me: "Me either."
Him: "..."
Me:

Another classic!

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

One time while playing Melee:

*I win the match*
Opponent: "I wasn't trying."
Me: "Me either."
Him: "..."
Me:

Epic I need to write this down.

 

[BigWenz]

best one
*goes 77 and 40*(top score by a good amount on my team) with an rpg and rpd on afghan*
*my team wins game*
*got accused of using an aimbot*
*tell him im using rpgs*
*guy proceeds to call me a scrub and other random names*
*tell him again you cant use an aimbot with an rpg(since they dont fly straight)*
*guy is now screaming at the top of his lungs saying you can use an aimbot with an rpg*
*guy waits 10 seconds realizes what he just said is completely false*
*guy rages quits lobby*
*me and my friends llaugh it up like no other*

 

[ArcNatural]

*Somehow topic gets turned to smash melee (usually by me).

Random guy "I'm awesome at that game, beat all my friends no one can touch me."

Me "Have you heard of Smashboards."

Random guy "No."

Me:

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

My brother almost always rages regardless weather he is losing or winning.

"I HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY CAN I NEVER GET MY WAY"

"Uh, dude your winning, quit you whining."

 

[Xianglian]

I was watching Eggm v M2K at MAD on youtube, while it's obvious i'm not eggm or m2k and I wasn't playing, it was so noobish I wanted to shove one of my bloody tampons down his thoat.

him: I love SSB
me: I'll reck you in that game
him: they suck
me: ....
me: these are some of the best melee players right now.
him: they just look like they are rolling a lot and it's boring
me: ...-facepalm-
me: they aren't rolling, it's wavedashing
him: ...
him: it looks like they are just running and no one is hitting anyone
me: get the f**k out

 

[ryuu seika]

Acquaintance playing Mario Kart "Can we play a stage with a track next?".

 

[Grandeza]

*Playing Modern Warfare 2. We win the TDM. the last killcam shows one of our guys killing a guy and then killing him again after he respawns onto his tactical insertion8

Kid 1: Wow that's soooo gay. You guys suck.
Me: So don't camp if you don't want to be spawnkilled off a tac insert.
Kid 1: But...Camping is easy..

 

[WaffleBlaster]

Lol, I just said this about a minute ago.
"I'm not sure if I want to prestige"
*My dad prestiges and keeps his emblem*
"I get to keep my emblem? Hell yeah I'm gonna prestige!"

 

[Lurker guy]

I was playing the Riding my Survivor mutation (Basically vs. mode with only Jockies) on L4D2, and two of the survivors (Me included) managed to get in the safe room. This amazing quote from the enemy, who was right outside the door, expecting me to come out or something, ensued:
"That's right.... Hide in your room.
****ies."
We threw a Molly at him

 

[StealthyGunnar]

"The ice climbers r cheap, you get to play two characters.. that's like 1 character beyond 1.."

 

[Vigilante]

At a Melee tournament.

Me: *L-Cancels and Wavedashes*
Guy: Dude, you cheatin' you usin' them glitches.
Organizer: Leave! We don't want your kind here!
Me: ... Sure, give me my money back.
Organizer: Leave!!
Me: *Grabs his cash from the front register and leaves*
Him: What the hell!?
Me: Should have written it was disallowed in your rules. By the way, you all suck.

 

[Master Xanthan]

At a Melee tournament.

Me: *L-Cancels and Wavedashes*
Guy: Dude, you cheatin' you usin' them glitches.
Organizer: Leave! We don't want your kind here!
Me: ... Sure, give me my money back.
Organizer: Leave!!
Me: *Grabs his cash from the front register and leaves*
Him: What the hell!?
Me: Should have written it was disallowed in your rules. By the way, you all suck.

Which melee tournament was this?

 

[Vigilante]

Montreal small anime convention. Even otakuthon makes them better, even though again, they force us to play free for all x_x. Anime convention tourneys suck.

Edit: I meant gaming convention. But Arcadia is long dead.

 

[finalark]

"Mewtwo is broken."

Lulz.

 

[Vigilante]

"Mewtwo is broken."

Lulz.

That one is: http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/3/3b/Armored_Mewtwo.jpg