Some of the Noobist things you said or heard someone say while playing a game.

[Sim]

When you're playing somebody who's not technical for the first time at SSBM and you **** them like 4-stock pretty much every match.

And he says like: "Now you're winning but just wait until I adapt to your playing style."

Until you adapt and it's 4-stock every match. Kinda awkward.

 

[Zero_Gamer]

It's kinda funny how humility is so foreign to casuals, lol.

 

[Sim]

At a Melee tournament.

Me: *L-Cancels and Wavedashes*
Guy: Dude, you cheatin' you usin' them glitches.
Organizer: Leave! We don't want your kind here!
Me: ... Sure, give me my money back.
Organizer: Leave!!
Me: *Grabs his cash from the front register and leaves*
Him: What the hell!?
Me: Should have written it was disallowed in your rules. By the way, you all suck.

In light of my above post, I think people see these as being a mere playing style. xD

 

[OnlyUseMeNades]

*Brother runs off stage with Fox and plummets to his death* *Does it again*

Me: What the heck are you doing?
Brother: It's not my fault, he runs too fast!

 

[O D I N]

Random CoD/Halo playing *** on Xbox Live/PSN
When they win
"Woo! Yeah! Suck it *****, all skill!"
When they lose
"YOU ***GET!"/"DAMN LAG!"/"1V1 ME NOOB"/"I WAS BUSY HOLDING UP THE TEAM!"
^
The list goes on and on. There are thousands of things people say just so they can feel superior after winning/losing at an online game. A game. A GAME! It's a game, get a life and stop complaining! Here is the definition of game from the Merriam-Webster dictionary website!

Definition of GAME

1
a (1) : activity engaged in for diversion or amusement
AMUSEMENT! Not an outlet for being an ******* to people, people who want to have fun and enjoy a game, just because you're a obsessive ***!

Anywho, yeah, those things I said, they are a wee bit noobish.

Agreed. Lords of Kobol bless the mute function.

Here's something amusing from my Halo 3 days.

We're about to play on Construct. The other team is talking (didn't care, didn't have a mic). This kid (had to have been under 12) says "Oh boy, Construct (CUN- STRUCT)." Guy on his team says, "No, kid, it's CON-Struct".

Kid: No it's not, look, it says CONSTRUCT (CUN, again)

Cool guy: No, it's not you little @#$%*! CUN-STRUCT, means to build! CON-STRUCT means something that WAS built! STFU NOOB!"

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. The kid did in fact STFU.

One time while playing Melee:

*I win the match*
Opponent: "I wasn't trying."
Me: "Me either."
Him: "..."
Me:

lol OH YOU.

 

[WaffleBlaster]

Agreed. Lords of Kobol bless the mute function.

Here's something amusing from my Halo 3 days.

We're about to play on Construct. The other team is talking (didn't care, didn't have a mic). This kid (had to have been under 12) says "Oh boy, Construct (CUN- STRUCT)." Guy on his team says, "No, kid, it's CON-Struct".

Kid: No it's not, look, it says CONSTRUCT (CUN, again)

Cool guy: No, it's not you little @#$%*! CUN-STRUCT, means to build! CON-STRUCT means something that WAS built! STFU NOOB!"

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. The kid did in fact STFU.



lol OH YOU.

Wow, that is just beautiful