Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

-Mash gets the Gamma figure and BB gets her chocolates-

-Lucario uses Aura to sense what it is-

Mash: "Is... Is that...?"
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-He can sense the aura of some of their allies, the Crystal Gems, Undyne and some Lancers-

-But there's another aura inside a hostile mecha...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Kuro and Merlin burst in laughter-
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Sakura: "3, 2, 1, GO!"
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-Then the cart stops- :V

Osakabehime: "Huh?"
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Alice: Can you join us?

-Then Palutena has been informed Altera has been kidnapped by Gems-

-Pandora too-
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-Nora makes the first one with ease-
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Jaune: "What's going on?"
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Palu: "I'd... really love to, but I just got a call and I need to go back to work..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Pandora too-
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-Nora makes the first one with ease-
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Jaune: "What's going on?"
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Palu: "I'd... really love to, but I just got a call and I need to go back to work..."

Gorgon: "We'll kill you once we're out of here!"
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Sakura: "Perfect, though that was the closest one"
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-Text message-

Kyu: [Crap, sorry, but the power's out, dude]
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Alice: Oh... Later then.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: "We'll kill you once we're out of here!"
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Sakura: "Perfect, though that was the closest one"
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-Text message-

Kyu: [Crap, sorry, but the power's out, dude]
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Alice: Oh... Later then.

Queendusa: "And make you statues too!"
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-indeed-
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-she totally did that on purpose, didn't she? :V-
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Palu: "Later."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: "And make you statues too!"
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-indeed-
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-she totally did that on purpose, didn't she? :V-
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Palu: "Later."

Merlin: "I'd love seeing you sweethearts try it"
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Sakura: "Now the second on" -A bit more afar-
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-You have come to know her well-
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-Kamui and Jeanne were also informed-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Merlin: "I'd love seeing you sweethearts try it"
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Sakura: "Now the second on" -A bit more afar-
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-You have come to know her well-
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-Kamui and Jeanne were also informed-

Queendusa: "Sweethearts?!"
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-she does this one well too-
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KEK
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Kamui: "Just before dessert too..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Okay, didn't see that coming..."

-Brynhildr immediately jumped to attack, her spear covered in blue flames-
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Elizabeth: "Because of the talking wand of that kid that can go through worlds!"

"

"The mech is hit, but moves back and is largely undamaged. Gonna take a lot more blows to take this thing down..."

Squaridot: Ha! Whatever weapons and tech you have are outdated! It cannot hope to stand against my battle ready half-levi sphere! Freshly issued! My commander will reward me handsomely for your defeat! Or, perhaps, dare I even think it...will gain me recognition from Yellow Diamond herself!

"The mech starts spinning it's fingers like makeshift fans, pulling the group closer to it."

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...You're really gonna need to show me what you're talking about...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: "Sweethearts?!"
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-she does this one well too-
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KEK
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Kamui: "Just before dessert too..."

Merlin: "Hey, you both are hot, I'm not gonna deny that"
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Sakura: "Good job"

-Time for the third one-
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Kyu: -Giggled- This is gonna be fun...
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Jeanne: "I'm so sorry, Kamui..."

"The mech is hit, but moves back and is largely undamaged. Gonna take a lot more blows to take this thing down..."

Squaridot: Ha! Whatever weapons and tech you have are outdated! It cannot hope to stand against my battle ready half-levi sphere! Freshly issued! My commander will reward me handsomely for your defeat! Or, perhaps, dare I even think it...will gain me recognition from Yellow Diamond herself!

"The mech starts spinning it's fingers like makeshift fans, pulling the group closer to it."

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...You're really gonna need to show me what you're talking about...

-Cu took advantage to throw Gáe Bolg with lots of strength at the center of of it in an effort to make it stop-
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Elizabeth: "Teehee~"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Cu took advantage to throw Gáe Bolg with lots of strength at the center of of it in an effort to make it stop-
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Elizabeth: "Teehee~"

"He succeeded."

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I'm serious! If you can get me back to my dimension, then PLEASE show me who and what you're talking about!

 

[Digital Hazard]

"She succeeded."

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I'm serious! If you can get me back to my dimension, then PLEASE show me who and what you're talking about!

-I said Cu, not Jeanne Lily or Brynhildr-
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Elizabeth: "O-Okay! Gee..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-I said Cu, not Jeanne Lily or Brynhildr-
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Elizabeth: "O-Okay! Gee..."

Fixed it.

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"Can she blame her? It's pretty obvious how torn up she was mere moments ago."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Fixed it.

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"Can she blame her? It's pretty obvious how torn up she was mere moments ago."

Cu: "Strike 1"
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-True, so she takes her hand and drags her-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Strike 1"
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-True, so she takes her hand and drags her-

"Next, she fire a white energy ball from the mech. It's somewhat slow, but also large and it's homing in on him."
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"She's surprised, but follows. Anything to ensure she can return home safely."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Next, she fire a white energy ball from the mech. It's somewhat slow, but also large and it's homing in on him."
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"She's surprised, but follows. Anything to ensure she can return home safely."

Cu: "..."

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Elizabeth: "Those Ruler guys shall be here..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "..."

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Elizabeth: "Those Ruler guys shall be here..."

"Pearl struck it with her spear."

"It deflected it, and Squaridot, in turn, deflected it back with her mech."

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Your leaders?

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Pearl struck it with her spear."

"It deflected it, and Squaridot, in turn, deflected it back with her mech."

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Your leaders?

-Jeanne Lily tried to dig her spear into one of them-
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Elizabeth: "Yeah!"

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "Is... Is that...?"
---
-He can sense the aura of some of their allies, the Crystal Gems, Undyne and some Lancers-

-But there's another aura inside a hostile mecha...-

Yep...

Master...a mechanical enemy is nearby with a hostile aura within.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Jeanne Lily tried to dig her spear into one of them-
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Elizabeth: "Yeah!"

"DEFLECTED"

SQUARIDOT DEFLECTED IT BACK A SECOND TIME. It doesn't take long for it to turn into a full-fledged round of Dead Man's Volley."

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Can I speak with them? Can they bring me to the person who has the...uh, well, magic wand?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yep...

Master...a mechanical enemy is nearby with a hostile aura within.

Mash: -Instant hug- "Thank you..."
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Medea: "Let's get to it then"

-And so they see the mecha piloted by the Gem-

"DEFLECTED"

SQUARIDOT DEFLECTED IT BACK A SECOND TIME. It doesn't take long for it to turn into a full-fledged round of Dead Man's Volley."

___

Can I speak with them? Can they bring me to the person who has the...uh, well, magic wand?

-But with a spear-

Jeanne Lily: "Can't we solve this speaking?"
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Elizabeth: "YES!"

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: -Instant hug- "Thank you..."
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Medea: "Let's get to it then"

-And so they see the mecha piloted by the Gem-

Your welcome....
-hugs back-
It wasn't easy, but I managed to find such a figure online...

-creates a bone staff out of Aura and prepares to fight-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-But with a spear-

Jeanne Lily: "Can't we solve this speaking?"
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Elizabeth: "YES!"

Squaridot: You little pebbles are a threat to our objective! The only solution is for you to get lost, or die!

Steven: Agh! It's no use like this, is it? We might wanna consider talking to her once she's out of the mech!

"Squaridot still deflecting the projectile."
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Oh, thank you, thank you!

Master...a mechanical enemy is nearby with a hostile aura within.

Medea: "Let's get to it then"

-And so they see the mecha piloted by the Gem-

"Specifically, it's piloted by another peridot."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Your welcome....
-hugs back-
It wasn't easy, but I managed to find such a figure online...

-creates a bone staff out of Aura and prepares to fight-

Mash: "How can I ever thank you...?"
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-While Medea has many magic circles appearing-

Squaridot: You little pebbles are a threat to our objective! The only solution is for you to get lost, or die!

Steven: Agh! It's no use like this, is it? We might wanna consider talking to her once she's out of the mech!

"Squaridot still deflecting the projectile."
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Oh, thank you, thank you!

-Brynhildr attacked the cockpit with her flaming spear-
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Martha: "Elizabeth, is that yo- Who is that?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Brynhildr attacked the cockpit with her flaming spear-
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Martha: "Elizabeth, is that yo- Who is that?"

"The cockpit busted open temporarily, leaving Squaridot vulnerable until she fixes it."
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Hiiiiii...Sorry to intrude, my name is Jenny Wakeman. XJ-9.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The cockpit busted open temporarily, leaving Squaridot vulnerable until she fixes it."
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Hiiiiii...Sorry to intrude, my name is Jenny Wakeman. XJ-9.

Cu: "Well look at that!" -Spear at neckpoint-
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Martha: "An automata?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Well look at that!" -Spear at neckpoint-
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Martha: "An automata?"

"Survived because durability, but in pain."

"Undyne and the CGs made sure to get attacks in on the peridot as well."

Squaridot: Cruddy little...!

"Fixes the cockpit up, and is once again safely sealed inside the mech."

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Almost everyone uses the word "robot" where I come from, but yes...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Survived because durability, but in pain."

"Undyne and the CGs made sure to get attacks in on the peridot as well."

Squaridot: Cruddy little...!

"Fixes the cockpit up, and is once again safely sealed inside the mech."

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Almost everyone uses the word "robot" where I come from, but yes...

-Medea then released a series of magic beams-
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Martha: "You're not from this world then?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Medea then released a series of magic beams-
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Martha: "You're not from this world then?"

"Squaridot piloted her mech around most of them."
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Not at all! I was chasing down a monster that was attacking my town to finish it off, I didn't realize the portal it went through would take me to another dimension...then I just wanted to help stop all the other troublemakers attacking that concert, but all my decisions just led to me getting stuck here since the portal I came through finally closed before I got to it...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Squaridot piloted her mech around most of them."
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Not at all! I was chasing down a monster that was attacking my town to finish it off, I didn't realize the portal it went through would take me to another dimension...then I just wanted to help stop all the other troublemakers attacking that concert, but all my decisions just led to me getting stuck here since the portal I came through finally closed before I got to it...

-Jeanne Lily also made presents rain-
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Martha: "Oh, don't worry then, Illyasviel should be able to bring you to your original dimension!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Jeanne Lily also made presents rain-
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Martha: "Oh, don't worry then, Illyasviel should be able to bring you to your original dimension!"

Squaridot: What are all these colorful decorated quadrilaterals?!
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"gasp" Oh, thank you thank you thank you thank you! "Practically hugged them."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Squaridot: What are all these colorful decorated quadrilaterals?!
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"gasp" Oh, thank you thank you thank you thank you! "Practically hugged them."

Cu: "Your doom!" -Threw Gáe Bolg again-
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Martha: "ACK!" -Too tight-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Your doom!" -Threw Gáe Bolg again-
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Martha: "ACK!" -Too tight-

"The mech is damaged."

"Multiple energy balls fired!"

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Oops, sorry! "Lets go."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The mech is damaged."

"Multiple energy balls fired!"

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Oops, sorry! "Lets go."

-Medea blocked with a magic circle while the others leapt in the air-
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Martha: "Ugh... I can see you're strong..."

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "How can I ever thank you...?"
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-While Medea has many magic circles appearing-

Don't worry about it.

"Specifically, it's piloted by another peridot."

-BONE RUSH-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Medea blocked with a magic circle while the others leapt in the air-
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Martha: "Ugh... I can see you're strong..."

"Undyne meanwhile is deflecting the other spheres with her spear."

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I couldn't protect mankind if wasn't designed to be strong. And with a mind like a human's. Heheh...

-BONE RUSH-

"Further damaged mech"

Squaridot: What is that thing?!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Don't worry about it.

Hey you there~!

-BONE RUSH-

"Further damaged mech"

Squaridot: What is that thing?!

Medea: "My Pokémon!" -Fire magic!-

"Undyne meanwhile is deflecting the other spheres with her spear."

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I couldn't protect mankind if wasn't designed to be strong. And with a mind like a human's. Heheh...

-Brynhilder dives with her spear at it-
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Martha: "Ah, a fully sentient robot like Claptrap"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea: "My Pokémon!" -Fire magic!-

-Brynhilder dives with her spear at it-
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Martha: "Ah, a fully sentient robot like Claptrap"

Squaridot: Your WHATemon?!

"Finally Squaridot is unable to keep deflecting it, and she and the interior of the mech are vulnerable again."

"Undyne rains spears into it."

"Pearl shoots blasts from her spear at it."

"Garnet slams it with her gauntlets."

"All of these attacks make it do more damage."
___

You have other robots around here?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Squaridot: Your WHATemon?!

"Finally Squaridot is unable to keep deflecting it, and she and the interior of the mech are vulnerable again."

"Undyne rains spears into it."

"Pearl shoots blasts from her spear at it."

"Garnet slams it with her gauntlets."

"All of these attacks make it do more damage."
___

You have other robots around here?

-The three Lancers also threw their spears at it-
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Martha: "The Mecha-Elis perished, but Claptrap is around..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The three Lancers also threw their spears at it-
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Martha: "The Mecha-Elis perished, but Claptrap is around..."

"Squaridot closes the cockpit up yet again, but the mech is now smoking, clearly having been badly damaged."
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Is that really it? Poor bot must be lonely around here...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Squaridot closes the cockpit up yet again, but the mech is now smoking, clearly having been badly damaged."
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Is that really it? Poor bot must be lonely around here...

-Jeanne Lily activated her Noble Phantasm-

Jeanne Lily: "I will show you the true path of Santa! Sacred Night, a momentary and unstoppable lovely Miracle.

La Grâce Fille Noël!

ShanShanShan♪ ShanShanShan♪ ShanShanShan♪ ShanShanShan♪"

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Martha: "Um, do living dolls count?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Merlin: "Hey, you both are hot, I'm not gonna deny that"
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Sakura: "Good job"

-Time for the third one-
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Kyu: -Giggled- This is gonna be fun...
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Jeanne: "I'm so sorry, Kamui..."

Queendusa: "We're monsters..."
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-barely made it-
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KEK
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Kamui: "It's alright... I'd rather work on saving my friend than eat ice cream anyway."