Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

Squaridot: What's it to you, humanoids?

Peridot: And you think I'M the embarrassing one right now, haha! I think the word you're looking for is "enlightened"!

Squaridot: En-light-end...?

Peridot: Open your mind! Unhook from their machines! You don't have to do everything your superiors say! You don't have to do any of it! Homeworld's leaders aren't nearly as rational as you realize! Take a good look at the crummy positions Gems like us have been forced to take!
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Anyway, I'm really sorry for any problems I may have caused, and I really should get going soon...

Cu: I somwhow doubt she'll listen...
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Martha: "Okay, just give me a second"

Queendusa: "Let's turn him to stone."
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Nora:
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Jaune: -surprised-
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Elise: "Not Frozen..."

Gorgon: "Agreed"
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Sakura: "But I can make you desert tomorrow!"
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-Only Pyrrha ever got this close...-
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Iri: "What anyone else says?"

-Consent was most like Frozen but due to it being everywhere they want something else for a change of pace-

Iri: "The Little Mermaid it is"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: I somwhow doubt she'll listen...
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Martha: "Okay, just give me a second"

Squaridot: But...that's...treason...y-you misguided...PEBBLE!

Peridot: Pebble?! Ha, well, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?!
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I can wait.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: "Agreed"
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Sakura: "But I can make you desert tomorrow!"
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-Only Pyrrha ever got this close...-
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Iri: "What anyone else says?"

-Consent was most like Frozen but due to it being everywhere they want something else for a change of pace-

Iri: "The Little Mermaid it is"

-they stare at him-
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Nora:
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-indeed-

-but he lets it because she's obviously scared-
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KEK

 

[Digital Hazard]

Squaridot: But...that's...treason...y-you misguided...PEBBLE!

Peridot: Pebble?! Ha, well, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?!
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I can wait.

-Somewhere in the Flintstones universe, a redhead baby just started to cry-
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Martha: "Thenk you, Ms. Wakeman"

-they stare at him-
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Nora:
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-indeed-

-but he lets it because she's obviously scared-
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KEK

-He is one of the Seven Evils of Humanity, so he's not stuned-

-That said he's paralized, which is definitely unpleasant-
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Sakura: "Couldn't get your effort go to waste after all"
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Osakabehime: "I just want to be in my room..."
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-Bunyan would be normally pleased if her sister wasn't kidnapped-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Somewhere in the Flintstones universe, a redhead baby just started to cry-
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Martha: "Thenk you, Ms. Wakeman"

"Lol"

Steven: Oh-hhho kay, you two, maybe we should break it up and-

Peridot: You're a shallow strata, Zeta Kingdergarten...CLOD!!!!!!

Squaridot: CLOD? Me, a clod? You're the clod, CLOD!!!!

Peridot: You're the CLODDIEST CLOD I'VE EVER SEEN CLODDING AROUND, CLOD! CLOOOODDD!!!!!!!

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"Waiting robot."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Lol"

Steven: Oh-hhho kay, you two, maybe we should break it up and-

Peridot: You're a shallow strata, Zeta Kingdergarten...CLOD!!!!!!

Squaridot: CLOD? Me, a clod? You're the clod, CLOD!!!!

Peridot: You're the CLODDIEST CLOD I'VE EVER SEEN CLODDING AROUND, CLOD! CLOOOODDD!!!!!!!

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"Waiting robot."

Medea: "There really is two of them now!"
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-Then Martha reappeared-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea: "There really is two of them now!"
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-Then Martha reappeared-

Squaridot: TRAITOROUS PEBBLE!

Peridot: BLINDED WORSHIPING CLOD!

Squaridot: ANNOYING PILE OF GRAVEL!

Peridot: BRAINWASHED DRONE!

Squaridot: WORTHLESS DEFECT!

Peridot: GALAXY'S BIGGEST CLOD!

Squaridot: CLOD!

Peridot: CLOD!

Squaridot: PEBBLE!

Peridot: CLODDIEST CLODDY CLODDED CLOD OF THE MILLENNIUM! CLOD!

Pearl: Wow. This is..really something else.
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Is she here?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Squaridot: TRAITOROUS PEBBLE!

Peridot: BLINDED WORSHIPING CLOD!

Squaridot: ANNOYING PILE OF GRAVEL!

Peridot: BRAINWASHED DRONE!

Squaridot: WORTHLESS DEFECT!

Peridot: GALAXY'S BIGGEST CLOD!

Squaridot: CLOD!

Peridot: CLOD!

Squaridot: PEBBLE!

Peridot: CLODDIEST CLODDY CLODDED CLOD OF THE MILLENNIUM! CLOD!

Pearl: Wow. This is..really something else.
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Is she here?

-Brynhildr separates the two-
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Martha: "Yes"

Illya: "Hello there"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Brynhildr separates the two-
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Martha: "Yes"

Illya: "Hello there"

Squaridot: Release me this instant, you simple-minded organics!

Peridot: Lemme at her, lemme at her!
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You...you have a way to bring me back to my dimension?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Squaridot: Release me this instant, you simple-minded organics!

Peridot: Lemme at her, lemme at her!
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You...you have a way to bring me back to my dimension?

Jeanne Lily: "Now, now, we don't have to fight like this..."
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Illya: "Yes, I have Ruby!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne Lily: "Now, now, we don't have to fight like this..."
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Illya: "Yes, I have Ruby!"

Squaridot: Yes we do! You are allied with one of Homeworld's sworn ENEMIES! You have no idea what's coming for you! Once my commander returns from the Kndergarten, she'll kill all of you, and we'll escape with the rogue Velber!

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Another gemstone? How on Earth is a ruby going to open a portal to another dimension?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Squaridot: Yes we do! You are allied with one of Homeworld's sworn ENEMIES! You have no idea what's coming for you! Once my commander returns from the Kndergarten, she'll kill all of you, and we'll escape with the rogue Velber!

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Another gemstone? How on Earth is a ruby going to open a portal to another dimension?

Cu: "Huh, what kindergarten? The one close to this area or anothe?"
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Illya: "It's the name of my wand..."

Magical Ruby: "Heeeello there~!"

 

[Deleted member]

Awww~ So cute like me~

You like it?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Huh, what kindergarten? The one close to this area or anothe?"
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Illya: "It's the name of my wand..."

Magical Ruby: "Heeeello there~!"

Squaridot: I, uh, urm...

Peridot: Haha! You've said too much! Rookie mistake!

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A talking wand? That has actual magic powers? If this is true, then this is a serious first for me.

 

[Digital Hazard]

You like it?

I love them~ Does my little kouhai did them with love too?

Squaridot: I, uh, urm...

Peridot: Haha! You've said too much! Rookie mistake!

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A talking wand? That has actual magic powers? If this is true, then this is a serious first for me.

Cu: "We can go look at that one anyway"
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Magical Ruby: "Ooh, what a cute android girl~!

I can imagine what boys and the internet think about you back in your home! Especially the internet~"

Martha/Illya: "Ruby, no"

Magical Ruby: "Ruby, yes"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I
Cu: "We can go look at that one anyway"
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Magical Ruby: "Ooh, what a cute android girl~!

I can imagine what boys and the internet think about you back in your home! Especially the internet~"

Martha/Illya: "Ruby, no"

Magical Ruby: "Ruby, yes"

Squaridot: ...I've never hated any mission up until now.
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Oh no, don't tell me my classmates are mocking me over the internet, too, now...ugh, if they're making fun of me, then I have to do something about it. I gotta get to the bottom of this...Time to search the web real quick.

 

[Deleted member]

I love them~ Does my little kouhai did them with love too?

Yes, but...well, I had a little help...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Squaridot: ...I've never hated any mission up until now.
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Oh no, don't tell me my classmates are mocking me over the internet, too, now...ugh, if they're making fun of me, then I have to do something about it. I gotta get to the bottom of this...Time to search the web real quick.

Cu: -Tongue out-
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Magical Ruby: "No I'm saying people like you a lot!

Quite a looooot~" -Perverted giggle-

Yes, but...well, I had a little help...

Mash: "Hello, heheh..."

 

[Deleted member]

Oh no, don't tell me my classmates are mocking me over the internet, too, now...ugh, if they're making fun of me, then I have to do something about it. I gotta get to the bottom of this...Time to search the web real quick.

SOMEONE STOP HER
I'D MAKE MONIKA DO IT BUT SHE'S BUSY

Mash: "Hello, heheh..."

-BB says hi?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: -Tongue out-
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Magical Ruby: "No I'm saying people like you a lot!

Quite a looooot~" -Perverted giggle-

Peridot: Haha! Thanks the stars I'm not you! Those days are over, you clod!

Squaridot: "Very angry grumbling."
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What? Since when? Okay, I really need to find out whether you're right about this or not...

"About to search herself on the internet."

SOMEONE STOP HER
I'D MAKE MONIKA DO IT BUT SHE'S BUSY

"I KNOW SHE NEEDS HELP! SHE"S ABOUT TO BE SCARRED FOREVER."

 

[Digital Hazard]

SOMEONE STOP HER
I'D MAKE MONIKA DO IT BUT SHE'S BUSY


-BB says hi?-

KEK
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Thank! Shame you don't have a Senpai like in-game.

Mash: "Uh... You're welcome?"

Peridot: Haha! Thanks the stars I'm not you! Those days are over, you clod!

Squaridot: "Very angry grumbling."
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What? Since when? Okay, I really need to find out whether you're right about this or not...

"About to search herself on the internet."



"I KNOW SHE NEEDS HELP! SHE"S ABOUT TO BE SCARRED FOREVER."

Jeanne Lily: "I'll go tell my sister..."
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Illya: "Don't do it! It's a perverted trap!"
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LMAO

 

[Deleted member]

KEK
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Thank! Shame you don't have a Senpai like in-game.

Mash: "Uh... You're welcome?"

Maybe we can help her find one?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Maybe we can help her find one?

Mash: "Wait, what?"

Ooh, sounds like a perfect idea, my Master.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne Lily: "I'll go tell my sister..."
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Illya: "Don't do it! It's a perverted trap!"
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LMAO

"Good idea."
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It's a what? "Already searching."

"SHE NEEDS HELP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE"

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "Wait, what?"

Ooh, sounds like a perfect idea, my Master.

-with no Lancelot to interfere....-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Good idea."
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It's a what? "Already searching."

"SHE NEEDS HELP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE"

-Thus she went, and a new search part is grouped-
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-with no Lancelot to interfere....-

-Nope, time to let loose-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-He is one of the Seven Evils of Humanity, so he's not stuned-

-That said he's paralized, which is definitely unpleasant-
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Sakura: "Couldn't get your effort go to waste after all"
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Osakabehime: "I just want to be in my room..."
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-Bunyan would be normally pleased if her sister wasn't kidnapped-

LOL
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Nora: -hugs- "Thank you!"
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Jaune: "How about we go there after this then?" -no malevolent intention; he just wants her to feel more comfortable-
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-she wanna help?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

LOL
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Nora: -hugs- "Thank you!"
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Jaune: "How about we go there after this then?" -no malevolent intention; he just wants her to feel more comfortable-
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-she wanna help?-

Gorgon: "At least it's something"
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Sakura: "Don't mention it"
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Osakabehime: "... Really? Being in my room to watch anime and play video games?"
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-She really wants to help find her-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Thus she went, and a new search part is grouped-
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"To the Gem kindergarten!"
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"Does anyone stop her?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"To the Gem kindergarten!"
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"Does anyone stop her?"

-One person of each class!-
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-Martha tried-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-One person of each class!-
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-MArtha tried-

"Good organization."
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"She succeeded."

Hey! What was that for?

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Good organization."
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"She succeeded."

Hey! What was that for?

-Correct-

-Bedivere, Atalanta, Brynhildr, Marie, Nitocris, Kojirou and Asterios-
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Martha: "You don't deserve to find out!"

 

[Deleted member]

-Nope, time to let loose-

-later :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Correct-

-Bedivere, Atalanta, Brynhildr, Marie, Nitocris, Kojirou and Asterios-
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Martha: "You don't deserve to find out!"

"At the Gem kindergarten, they find...no trace of any recent activity there at all."
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What?! What do you need to hide from me that's on the internet?

 

[Digital Hazard]

-later :V-

-Mash feels intimidated by BB and Monika smirking at her-
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Medea: "Well done, Lucario"

"At the Gem kindergarten, they find...no trace of any recent activity there at all."
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What?! What do you need to hide from me that's on the internet?

Atalanta: "Sure this is the place?"

Kojirou: "It's what Lancer said..."
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Martha: "Just don't put your own name in it, trust me, I know from experience"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Atalanta: "Sure this is the place?"

Kojirou: "It's what Lancer said..."
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Martha: "Just don't put your own name in it, trust me, I know from experience"

"They conduct a search for a while, but find nothing."

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Ooooooooooookay...?

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They conduct a search for a while, but find nothing."

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Ooooooooooookay...?

Bedivere: "This would be much easier if the Chains of Heaven were stilll alive..."
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Illya: -Sigh of relief-

 

[Deleted member]

-Mash feels intimidated by BB and Monika smirking at her-
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Medea: "Well done, Lucario"

-heh-

-kneels-
Thank you, Master.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Bedivere: "This would be much easier if the Chains of Heaven were stilll alive..."
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Illya: -Sigh of relief-

"Indeed...and that unfortunately isn't the case."
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Anyway, can we get back to sending me home, please?

 

[Digital Hazard]

-heh-

-kneels-
Thank you, Master.

What sort of person do you suggest, Master~?
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Medea: "You don't need to kneel..."

"Indeed...and that unfortunately isn't the case."
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Anyway, can we get back to sending me home, please?

Marie: "It's so sad there's nothing here..."

Atalanta: "What if the Gem referred to another Kindergarten?"
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Illya: "Right, give me a minute!"