Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

Marie: "It's so sad there's nothing here..."

Atalanta: "What if the Gem referred to another Kindergarten?"
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Illya: "Right, give me a minute!"

"That's a possibility..."

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"She is waiting."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"That's a possibility..."

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"She is waiting."

Bedivere: "I say we still search for a little longer before returning"
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-First, magical girl transformation!-

 

[Deleted member]

What sort of person do you suggest, Master~?
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Medea: "You don't need to kneel..."

Hmm...first we need to know who the available bachelors are...
-Mash uncomfortable with this?-

Hmm?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Bedivere: "I say we still search for a little longer before returning"
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-First, magical girl transformation!-

"Meanwhile, in another kindergarten."

Jasper: I'm staying behind for one reason ,and one reason only: I still have a personal score to settle with her... but don't hesitate to let Homeworld know...Rose Quartz is here, still alive. So are her lackeys.

Hessonite: Rose...well then, have it your way. I have an important weapon of mine to find, and a Velber to take back to Homeworld. I'll see you later, soldier.
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Whoa...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hmm...first we need to know who the available bachelors are...
-Mash uncomfortable with this?-

Hmm?

Mash: "I'm not sure of this..."
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Medea: "You can act a bit more... How do youngsters say it? Laid-back"

"Meanwhile, in another kindergarten."

Jasper: I'm staying behind for one reason ,and one reason only: I still have a personal score to settle with her... but don't hesitate to let Homeworld know...Rose Quartz is here, still alive. So are her lackeys.

Hessonite: Rose...well then, have it your way. I have an important weapon of mine to find, and a Velber to take back to Homeworld. I'll see you later, soldier.
___

Whoa...

Altera: -Sighing trapped-
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Illya: "Are you ready then?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea: "You can act a bit more... How do youngsters say it? Laid-back"

Altera: -Sighing trapped-
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Illya: "Are you ready then?"

"And alone in the ship..."

"Meanwhile Peridot has finished repairing the levi-sphere, and is using it's computer."

Peridot: The repairs are complete! It was a simple task, really.
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Yes, my mother's probably worried sick!

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And alone in the ship..."

"Meanwhile Peridot has finished repairing the levi-sphere, and is using it's computer."

Peridot: The repairs are complete! It was a simple task, really.
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Yes, my mother's probably worried sick!

-Altera tries to use her sword on the cell-

Amakusa: "Great, let's see what came of it"
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Illya: "Here you go~!" -Magic circle-

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "I'm not sure of this..."
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Medea: "You can act a bit more... How do youngsters say it? Laid-back"

Think of it like the game, except you've got assistants trying to help find someone for you~

"Laid...back....?" -tilts head-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Altera tries to use her sword on the cell-

Amakusa: "Great, let's see what came of it"
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Illya: "Here you go~!" -Magic circle-

"Doesn't seem to do much."

Peridot: I've located the ship of this mysterious unknown Gem, as well as that Gem herself! The former is located in the forest, only about 70 yards away from where you met this clod.

Squaridot: You're the clod! YOU CLOD!

Peridot: Is this what I sounded like to all of you guys...?

Squaridot: You'll be shattered and die like the rest of your friends, YOU PEBBLE!
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Will this really take me back to my home dimension?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Think of it like the game, except you've got assistants trying to help find someone for you~

"Laid...back....?" -tilts head-

Mash: "A... Game?"

Like that love fairy, only PG.
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Medea: "As in... Backing your guard a bit more off"

"Doesn't seem to do much."

Peridot: I've located the ship of this mysterious unknown Gem, as well as that Gem herself! The former is located in the forest, only about 70 yards away from where you met this clod.

Squaridot: You're the clod! YOU CLOD!

Peridot: Is this what I sounded like to all of you guys...?

Squaridot: You'll be shattered and die like the rest of your friends, YOU PEBBLE!
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Will this really take me back to my home dimension?

Amakusa: "Yes, you very much used to"
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Illya: "It should..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Amakusa: "Yes, you very much used to"
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Illya: "It should..."

Peridot: Yikes...anywho, if this Gem can be tracked, then she likely carries a tracking device on hand, allowing her subordinates to keep track of her whereabouts for improved coordination and communication. If she realizes or discovers she's being tracked, she'll surely deactivate it, so now's your best chance to track her down. This computer should still be able to track her ship as long as it's within this galaxy. Hopefully, however, it doesn't even leave Earth until Altera's rescued...

Squaridot: This doesn't matter! My commander will still eliminate ALL of you pebbles!
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Then I can't possibly thank you enough for this!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: "At least it's something"
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Sakura: "Don't mention it"
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Osakabehime: "... Really? Being in my room to watch anime and play video games?"
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-She really wants to help find her-

Queendusa: "I wanted a statue..."
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-happy Nora-
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Jaune: "Sounds like something Nora could randomly want to do."
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-all the kids do-

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "A... Game?"

Like that love fairy, only PG.
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Medea: "As in... Backing your guard a bit more off"

A dating sim~

What...?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: Yikes...anywho, if this Gem can be tracked, then she likely carries a tracking device on hand, allowing her subordinates to keep track of her whereabouts for improved coordination and communication. If she realizes or discovers she's being tracked, she'll surely deactivate it, so now's your best chance to track her down. This computer should still be able to track her ship as long as it's within this galaxy. Hopefully, however, it doesn't even leave Earth until Altera's rescued...

Squaridot: This doesn't matter! My commander will still eliminate ALL of you pebbles!
___

Then I can't possibly thank you enough for this!

Amakusa: "This makes Assassins into our safest bet then"
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Illya: "No need to, you're welcome"

Queendusa: "I wanted a statue..."
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-happy Nora-
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Jaune: "Sounds like something Nora could randomly want to do."
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-all the kids do-

-If he vocally could, Fou would snicker-
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-Awww~-
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Osakabehime: "I'm not weird for wanting to just be in my room, am I?"
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-But especially her-

Iri: "Come on kids! Under the sea~ Under the seeeaaa~!"

A dating sim~

What...?

Again, a PG one.

Mash: "Uuuh..."
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Medea: "You know, being a bit more... How do I say it..."

 

[Deleted member]

Again, a PG one.

Mash: "Uuuh..."
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Medea: "You know, being a bit more... How do I say it..."

-she unsure...-

-confused-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-If he vocally could, Fou would snicker-
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-Awww~-
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Osakabehime: "I'm not weird for wanting to just be in my room, am I?"
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-But especially her-

Iri: "Come on kids! Under the sea~ Under the seeeaaa~!"

LOL
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-indeed-
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Jaune: "Given the situation we're in, I'd rather be in my room too."
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Kanna: "I want to help the adults." -pout-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she unsure...-

-confused-

Mash: "Um... For real?"
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Medea: "Calmed down?"

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "Um... For real?"
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Medea: "Calmed down?"

Yup~

Calmed down...?

 

[Digital Hazard]

LOL
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-indeed-
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Jaune: "Given the situation we're in, I'd rather be in my room too."
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Kanna: "I want to help the adults." -pout-

Gorgon: -Shot beam from heir snake at him-

Fou: -Ran off-
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-Then the search for Altera started-
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Osakabehime: "... Oh, it's just situational..."
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Bunyan: "I want my sister!"

Miyu: "I can't just stand back"

Iri: "... You children deserve to for at least once, have a moment where you can act your age..."

Yup~

Calmed down...?

Mash: This will be a disaster...
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Medea: "Yes"

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: This will be a disaster...
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Medea: "Yes"

-maybe :V-

-confused-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-maybe :V-

-confused-

Let's get you a Senpai~!
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Medea: "You're not getting me, are you?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Amakusa: "This makes Assassins into our safest bet then"
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Illya: "No need to, you're welcome"

Peridot: Excellent strategy!
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I don't know if I'll ever see you guys again, but thank you so much for this! Alright, home, here I come! "Enters"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: Excellent strategy!
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I don't know if I'll ever see you guys again, but thank you so much for this! Alright, home, here I come! "Enters"

Amakusa: "By the way, what sort of Gem is the one leading this?"
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-Into another world!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Amakusa: "By the way, what sort of Gem is the one leading this?"
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-Into another world!-

Peridot: That was a mystery at first, but based on information I've found through this computer's data, her commander is a Hessonite.

Garnet/Pearl: Hessonite?!

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"Back home, at last!"

 

[Deleted member]

Let's get you a Senpai~!
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Medea: "You're not getting me, are you?"

Mash: -internally screaming for help-

No, Master...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: -Shot beam from heir snake at him-

Fou: -Ran off-
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-Then the search for Altera started-
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Osakabehime: "... Oh, it's just situational..."
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Bunyan: "I want my sister!"

Miyu: "I can't just stand back"

Iri: "... You children deserve to for at least once, have a moment where you can act your age..."

Queendusa: "Now... how do we get out..."
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-yep-
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Jaune: "Hm?"
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Kanna: "Now's not that time!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: That was a mystery at first, but based on information I've found through this computer's data, her commander is a Hessonite.

Garnet/Pearl: Hessonite?!

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"Back home, at last!"

Amakusa: "I see you're wide-eyed, are you familiar with a Hessonite Gem?"
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-Hooray!-

Mash: -internally screaming for help-

No, Master...

-As they drag her from the wrists-
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Medea: -Sigh- "That's what I thought..."

Queendusa: "Now... how do we get out..."
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-yep-
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Jaune: "Hm?"
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Kanna: "Now's not that time!"

Gorgon: "... I'll try to have my hair dig me out, then you"
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Osakabehime: "Sorry, it's just... You know, I'm a NEET..."
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Iri: "Please, let the adults solve this by themselves just this once..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Amakusa: "I see you're wide-eyed, are you familiar with a Hessonite Gem?"
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-Hooray!-

Pearl: One particular Hessonite clashed with Rose and I during the rebellion...she took out several of our fellow Crystal Gems with ease, sometimes on her own...and often through the use of a weapon she had back then. A Light Prism. It would project various constructs of light that could form entire armies; monsters, weapons and soldiers that would attack our friends en masse...

Steven: You mean...Pearl, is it anything like the Light Prism we found?

Pearl: Exactly like that one...but we haven't determined if the one Hessonite used back then is the same one in your possession. We'll find our answer to that question when we fight her personally. Keep the prism well hidden for now, Steven. She'll be less of a threat as long as she doesn't have her hands on one...

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"An odd incident, but the robot girl was certainly nice."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pearl: One particular Hessonite clashed with Rose and I during the rebellion...she took out several of our fellow Crystal Gems with ease, sometimes on her own...and often through the use of a weapon she had back then. A Light Prism. It would project various constructs of light that could form entire armies; monsters, weapons and soldiers that would attack our friends en masse...

Steven: You mean...Pearl, is it anything like the Light Prism we found?

Pearl: Exactly like that one...but we haven't determined if the one Hessonite used back then is the same one in your possession. We'll find our answer to that question when we fight her personally. Keep the prism well hidden for now, Steven. She'll be less of a threat as long as she doesn't have her hands on one...

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"An odd incident, but the robot girl was certainly nice."

Amakusa: "There's one in your possession?"
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-Quite so! They wonder if they'll see her again...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Amakusa: "There's one in your possession?"
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-Quite so! They wonder if they'll see her again...-

Steven: Yeah, it was part of one really long adventure we went on once...so it's a long story, but I can at least tell you that it has a mind and will of it's own, it really doesn't want to hurt anyone anymore! If Hessonite found it she'd probably try to force it back under her control...Pearl's right, I gotta made hide it from her!

More reasons to stop waiting around! No time to lose! Let's rescue Altera and defeat this Hessonite!
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"Far from unlikely knowing how things go for the Chaldea. And since she knows she can return to her dimension through their help, she might not object to hanging around for a while if she showed up again."

"It's obvious that she's dealt with many abnormal things as well. Her very life itself is probably abnormal considering she seems to be one robot teenager among a school of ordinary human students, not to mention Earth's entire population."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Steven: Yeah, it was part of one really long adventure we went on once...so it's a long story, but I can at least tell you that it has a mind and will of it's own, it really doesn't want to hurt anyone anymore! If Hessonite found it she'd probably try to force it back under her control...Pearl's right, I gotta made hide it from her!

More reasons to stop waiting around! No time to lose! Let's rescue Altera and defeat this Hessonite!
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"Far from unlikely knowing how things go for the Chaldea. And since she knows she can return to her dimension through their help, she might not object to hanging around for a while if she showed up again."

"It's obvious that she's dealt with many abnormal things as well. Her very life itself is probably abnormal considering she seems to be one robot teenager among a school of ordinary human students, not to mention Earth's entire population."

Amakusa: "Hmmm... Maybe we can also use it to lure her out..."
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-Not to mention the adventures she just described-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Amakusa: "Hmmm... Maybe we can also use it to lure her out..."
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-Not to mention the adventures she just described-

Steven: Only if the Light is okay with it...

Pearl: Steven, it's been obeying you because you're in possession of it. You can have it do whatever you want it to.

Steven: Ah, right! ...I'm still not sure, though. Is it worth the risk? What if she does manage to take it back?
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"A windup toy that wanted to kill her? Evil lab rats? Those are probably among her weirder ones...not a normal life, indeed."

 

[Deleted member]

-As they drag her from the wrists-
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Medea: -Sigh- "That's what I thought..."

-poor Mash-

-he has no concept of relaxation :V-
-closest is meditation-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: "... I'll try to have my hair dig me out, then you"
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Osakabehime: "Sorry, it's just... You know, I'm a NEET..."
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Iri: "Please, let the adults solve this by themselves just this once..."

Queendusa: "Sounds like a plan."
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Jaune: "A what?"
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Kanna: "No!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Steven: Only if the Light is okay with it...

Pearl: Steven, it's been obeying you because you're in possession of it. You can have it do whatever you want it to.

Steven: Ah, right! ...I'm still not sure, though. Is it worth the risk? What if she does manage to take it back?
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"A windup toy that wanted to kill her? Evil lab rats? Those are probably among her weirder ones...not a normal life, indeed."

Amakusa: "Then we would be doomed"
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-She fits perfectly with them-

-poor Mash-

-he has no concept of relaxation :V-
-closest is meditation-

-Forgot to say it, but she's wearing this swimsuit-

Spoiler

Mash: "W-W-What?!"
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Medea: "I'll have to fix that..."

Queendusa: "Sounds like a plan."
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Jaune: "A what?"
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Kanna: "No!"

Gorgon: "Yes" -They take an entire hour to dig her out-
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Osakabehime: "A NEET"
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Iri: "Just once... We're worried you mght be growing too fast"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Amakusa: "Then we would be doomed"
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-She fits perfectly with them-

Steven: What?! Now I feel like this is really a bad idea!

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"They might've made a new friend. Which would be nice for her considering her apparent difficulties fitting in. She did also mention having some friends, as well as sisters, the latter likely being robots as well, so until then, at least she isn't entirely alone out there."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Steven: What?! Now I feel like this is really a bad idea!

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"They might've made a new friend. Which would be nice for her considering her apparent difficulties fitting in. She did also mention having some friends, as well as sisters, the latter likely being robots as well, so until then, at least she isn't entirely alone out there."

Amakusa: "Relax, I'm joking. Using it to lure her should be a last resort"
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-A mother too-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Amakusa: "Relax, I'm joking. Using it to lure her should be a last resort"
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-A mother too-

Steven: Okay, that works for me.

Garnet: Alright. Chaldea, Crystal Gems...Let's move out!

"And they do just that!"

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"Presumably the woman who invented and built her."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: "Yes" -They take an entire hour to dig her out-
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Osakabehime: "A NEET"
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Iri: "Just once... We're worried you mght be growing too fast"

-while her friend's own snakes tried too-
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Jaune: "What's that?"
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Kanna: "We'll be kids after this. We promise."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-while her friend's own snakes tried too-
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Jaune: "What's that?"
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Kanna: "We'll be kids after this. We promise."

-They didn't have the reach-
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Kyu: -Seeing with binoculars- "You have to be kidding me, he doesn't knows for real?!"

Osakabehime: "I... I am someone who just stays in her room..."
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Iri: "..." -Sighs- "Okay, but I'll be watching over you"

Steven: Okay, that works for me.

Garnet: Alright. Chaldea, Crystal Gems...Let's move out!

"And they do just that!"

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"Presumably the woman who invented and built her."

-They all go in small groups-
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-They could guess that-