Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Deleted member]

Hey you there~!


Medea: "My Pokémon!" -Fire magic!-

Hey, BB-chan!

"Further damaged mech"

Squaridot: What is that thing?!

I am Lucario!
-Fires an Aura Spehere-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: "We're monsters..."
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-barely made it-
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KEK
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Kamui: "It's alright... I'd rather work on saving my friend than eat ice cream anyway."

Kuro: "Some people are really into that sort of thing"
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-4th one-
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Osakabehime: "EEEEEP!"
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Jeanne: "Yes, people are more important than our endless stomachs"

Hey, BB-chan!

I see you got me a gift~

 

[Deleted member]

Kuro: "Some people are really into that sort of thing"

I see you got me a gift~

-breaking 4th wall-
Can confirm. :V

Yes I did~
-she seems proud-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-breaking 4th wall-
Can confirm. :V

Yes I did~
-she seems proud-

kek

I shall do it first, if you excuse me~

 

[Deleted member]

kek

I shall do it first, if you excuse me~

Ok~

 

[Digital Hazard]

Ok~

Here ya go~!

-A chocolate slot machine that is 10cm tall-

Spoiler

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kuro: "Some people are really into that sort of thing"
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-4th one-
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Osakabehime: "EEEEEP!"
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Jeanne: "Yes, people are more important than our endless stomachs"

Queendusa:
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-remember how she catapults herself with her hammer-
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Jaune: "You alright?"
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-they go-

 

[Deleted member]

Here ya go~!

-A chocolate slot machine that is 10cm tall-

Spoiler

Oh wow...
That's very creative....!
-she's in shock at the craftsmanship-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa:
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-remember how she catapults herself with her hammer-
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Jaune: "You alright?"
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-they go-

Kuro: "He's complimenting you at least"
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-I was hoping she would do that-
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Osakabehime: "I-I don't know what to do!"
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Robin Hood: -Sighs- "Of course, we can't ever have some sort of relief..."

Oh wow...
That's very creative....!
-she's in shock at the craftsmanship-

I know, that sounds like me~

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kuro: "He's complimenting you at least"
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-I was hoping she would do that-
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Osakabehime: "I-I don't know what to do!"
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Robin Hood: -Sighs- "Of course, we can't ever have some sort of relief..."

Pandora: "She's never been fond of those."
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-she does that -
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Jaune: "I think we're stuck here..."
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-indeed...-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: "She's never been fond of those."
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-she does that -
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Jaune: "I think we're stuck here..."
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-indeed...-

Kuro: "Still quite ungrateful on the effort"

Merlin: "Agreed"
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-They clap amazed-
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Osakabehime: -Trembling-
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Iri: "Don't worry, my children, I promise this is just a brief thing! It shall not impede our enjoyment!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kuro: "Still quite ungrateful on the effort"

Merlin: "Agreed"
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-They clap amazed-
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Osakabehime: -Trembling-
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Iri: "Don't worry, my children, I promise this is just a brief thing! It shall not impede our enjoyment!"

Queendusa: -looks pissed-
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-yay!-
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Jaune: "Are you alright?"
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Elise: "M-Mother..." -hugs-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: -looks pissed-
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-yay!-
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Jaune: "Are you alright?"
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Elise: "M-Mother..." -hugs-

Merlin: "Oh, what's that? Seems the others are busy, I should go see! Fou, keep an eye of them"

Fou: "(Whatever, you son of a *****)"
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-Now the last one...-
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Osakabehime: "I-I don't know!"
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Iri: "Heeeeey, lets go elsewhere along the other kids!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Jeanne Lily activated her Noble Phantasm-

Jeanne Lily: "I will show you the true path of Santa! Sacred Night, a momentary and unstoppable lovely Miracle.

La Grâce Fille Noël!

ShanShanShan♪ ShanShanShan♪ ShanShanShan♪ ShanShanShan♪"

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Martha: "Um, do living dolls count?"

I am Lucario!
-Fires an Aura Spehere-

"The mech is in really bad shape..."

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Martha: "Um, do living dolls count?"

Just as long as it's not a living windup toy that wants me dead...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The mech is in really bad shape..."



Just as long as it's not a living windup toy that wants me dead...

Cu: "I'll use my ace up my sleeve. Burn them completely, giant of all trees.

Wicker Man!"

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Martha/Elizabeth: "What?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "I'll use my ace up my sleeve. Burn them completely, giant of all trees.

Wicker Man!"

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Martha/Elizabeth: "What?"

"The mech finally explodes as Squaridot is launched out of it and into a tree."

Squaridot: Rrrrrrrrrrragh! This defeat is irrelevant! I'll NEVER disclose the whereabouts my commander!
___

So, I was once stalked by this sentient tiny windup toy that wanted to kill me so he could impress this planet that used to be home to a bunch of evil robots, I'm guessing he was actually a robot, too, somehow. Either way, he kept harassing me day and night, but it took me forever to get rid of him because everyone else kept trying to protect him while calling me an insensitive freak for wanting to destroy something so "cute". And all that made me feel even I started feeling bad for him, because he was physically powerless against everything. Yeah, welcome to my life...as a teenage robot.

 

[Deleted member]

I know, that sounds like me~

-hands her the chocolates she and Mash made-

-they are dark chocolates in the shape of the letter B, with black cherries in the holes-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Merlin: "Oh, what's that? Seems the others are busy, I should go see! Fou, keep an eye of them"

Fou: "(Whatever, you son of a *****)"
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-Now the last one...-
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Osakabehime: "I-I don't know!"
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Iri: "Heeeeey, lets go elsewhere along the other kids!"

LOL
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-indeed-
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-she panicking?-
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Elise: "Hm?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

The Stoopid Unikorn and Hat N' Clogs

Because I honestly wanted to see it before...

Palutena and Bayonetta see each other.

"The mech finally explodes as Squaridot is launched out of it and into a tree."

Squaridot: Rrrrrrrrrrragh! This defeat is irrelevant! I'll NEVER disclose the whereabouts my commander!
___

So, I was once stalked by this sentient tiny windup toy that wanted to kill me so he could impress this planet that used to be home to a bunch of evil robots, I'm guessing he was actually a robot, too, somehow. Either way, he kept harassing me day and night, but it took me forever to get rid of him because everyone else kept trying to protect him while calling me an insensitive freak for wanting to destroy something so "cute". And all that made me feel even I started feeling bad for him, because he was physically powerless against everything. Yeah, welcome to my life...as a teenage robot.

Cu: "So you want your Gemstone crushed, huh?"
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Martha: "... What?"

-hands her the chocolates she and Mash made-

-they are dark chocolates in the shape of the letter B, with black cherries in the holes-

Awww~ So cute like me~

LOL
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-indeed-
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-she panicking?-
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Elise: "Hm?"

-Thus they go-

Fou: "(... So, you play poker?)"
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-It's very distant...-
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-Very-
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Iri: "How about watch a movie while everyone is busy?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The Stoopid Unikorn The Stoopid Unikorn and Hat N' Clogs Hat N' Clogs

Because I honestly wanted to see it before...

Palutena and Bayonetta see each other.

LMAO

-Thus they go-

Fou: "(... So, you play poker?)"
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-It's very distant...-
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-Very-
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Iri: "How about watch a movie while everyone is busy?"

LMAO
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-so she gets Ruby to give her some distance with her Semblance after catapulting herself-
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Jaune: "Freaking out won't change anything..."
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Elise: -nod- "Okay~"

 

[Digital Hazard]

LMAO


LMAO
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-so she gets Ruby to give her some distance with her Semblance after catapulting herself-
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Jaune: "Freaking out won't change anything..."
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Elise: -nod- "Okay~"

Now to wait for the hat. :V
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Fou: "(I mean, damn, that son of a ***** is right! You girls are hawt!)"
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-Amazing the spectators-
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Osakabehime: "What you want me to do?!"
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Iri: "Let's get your sisters and the other kids then~" -And so she got them all to the theater, because if someone doesn't deserves to work now, it's the kids-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Now to wait for the hat. :V
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Fou: "(I mean, damn, that son of a ***** is right! You girls are hawt!)"
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-Amazing the spectators-
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Osakabehime: "What you want me to do?!"
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Iri: "Let's get your sisters and the other kids then~" -And so she got them all to the theater, because if someone doesn't deserves to work now, it's the kids-

LOL
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-they understand?-
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-indeed-
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Jaune: "I don't know..."
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-indeed-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-they understand?-
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-indeed-
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Jaune: "I don't know..."
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-indeed-

-Nah, so they can't tell he's perving on them-
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-But does she manages to?-
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-He received another text message-

Kyu: [Reassure her everything is going to go neato, make her feel secure!]
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Iri: "Now kids, which movie would you like to see? The Little Mermaid or Frozen?"

Andersen: "Why are you carrying those bastardizations of my stories?"

Iri: "They are fun movies. Even if one is overrated"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "So you want your Gemstone crushed, huh?"
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Martha: "... What?"
"

Squaridot: HOMEWORLD'S LEGACY MATTERS MORE THAN MINE! And once they receive word of this, they'll crush you like the pebbles you are!

Steven: Wait! Maybe...this could be hhe beginning of another new friendship? This situation is starting out a lot like how things went down with Peridot...
___

"Sigh" I shouldn't expect you to understand...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Squaridot: HOMEWORLD'S LEGACY MATTERS MORE THAN MINE! And once they receive word of this, they'll crush you like the pebbles you are!

Steven: Wait! Maybe...this could be hhe beginning of another new friendship? This situation is starting out a lot like how things went down with Peridot...
___

"Sigh" I shouldn't expect you to understand...

Cu: "You sure, kiddo?"
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Elizabeth: "Sounds like something Merasmus would do..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "You sure, kiddo?"
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Elizabeth: "Sounds like something Merasmus would do..."

Steven: Can't you imagine how fun it would be to have two Peridots around?!

Amethyst: NNNOPE. Yeah, I don't even know if my brain can handle that idea.

Steven: It's totally worth trying and you know it!

___

Meras-who?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Steven: Can't you imagine how fun it would be to have two Peridots around?!

Amethyst: NNNOPE. Yeah, I don't even know if my brain can handle that idea.

Steven: It's totally worth trying and you know it!

___

Meras-who?

Cu: "Eeeeh..."
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Elizabeth: "Some creepy ghost magus who does weird things on us"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Eeeeh..."
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Elizabeth: "Some creepy ghost magus who does weird things on us"

Garnet: Alright. "Grabs Squaridot, removing her from the tree." Let's chat.

Squaridot: Nothing you can do will make me reveal the information you traitorous pebbles and Velber sympathizers seek! My commander is far away from here and so is her vessel! You'll NEVER find them!

Steven: Hmm, some of that mech might still be usable...maybe we can get it fixed up and use it's computer to track her commander down?

Amethyst: My man, with the big brain, thinks up a smart idea again!

Steven: And since it's technology from Homeworld, available to Peridots in specific...how about we get some help from OUR Peridot to repair it?

___

Still not the weirdest evil threat that I've heard of.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Garnet: Alright. "Grabs Squaridot, removing her from the tree." Let's chat.

Squaridot: Nothing you can do will make me reveal the information you traitorous pebbles and Velber sympathizers seek! My commander is far away from here and so is her vessel! You'll NEVER find them!

Steven: Hmm, some of that mech might still be usable...maybe we can get it fixed up and use it's computer to track her commander down?

Amethyst: My man, with the big brain, thinks up a smart idea again!

Steven: And since it's technology from Homeworld, available to Peridots in specific...how about we get some help from OUR Peridot to repair it?

___

Still not the weirdest evil threat that I've heard of.

Medea: -Nods- "Smart child" -Lifts the mecha with magecraft-
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Elizabeth: "Who has a book that turns people's heads into bombs"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea: -Nods- "Smart child" -Lifts the mecha with magecraft-
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Elizabeth: "Who has a book that turns people's heads into bombs"

"While Garnet keeps Squaridot restrained."

"They return to speak with Peridot about the situation."
___

...Okay, that part is pretty weird.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"While Garnet keeps Squaridot restrained."

"They return to speak with Peridot about the situation."
___

...Okay, that part is pretty weird.

Cu: "Yo! We brought something of interest"
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Elizabeth: "And the book talks in remarks"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Nah, so they can't tell he's perving on them-
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-But does she manages to?-
---
-He received another text message-

Kyu: [Reassure her everything is going to go neato, make her feel secure!]
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Iri: "Now kids, which movie would you like to see? The Little Mermaid or Frozen?"

Andersen: "Why are you carrying those bastardizations of my stories?"

Iri: "They are fun movies. Even if one is overrated"

LMAO
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-she actually overshoots it...-
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-he didn't even read that text; he's just genuinely nice enough to try that on his own-

Jaune: "I don't know how long it'll take, but they won't let this thing unfixed. It'll be fine..."
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-but he hates the fact that they have happy endings? :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Yo! We brought something of interest"
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Elizabeth: "And the book talks in remarks"

Peridot: Ooh, what is it? A new device to go with my tablet?! Uh...who is...this...?

Steven: Heheh, uh, Peridot, meet....Squaridot!

Squaridot: ...

Peridot: ...
___

My mom's talking lab rats once took control of me in an attempt to kill her.

 

[Digital Hazard]

LMAO
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-she actually overshoots it...-
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-he didn't even read that text; he's just genuinely nice enough to try that on his own-

Jaune: "I don't know how long it'll take, but they won't let this thing unfixed. It'll be fine..."
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-but he hates the fact that they have happy endings? :V-

Gorgon: "... Release us, animal!"

Fou: "(If you allow me to rest on those big jugs of yours, gladly)"
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Sakura: "Failure..."
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Osakabehime: "You really mean that? What if they don't and you starve?"
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Andersen: "Why they made one of my greatest stories have a happy ending? She should have been turned into seafoam!"

Iri: "Now, now, the kids want some entertainment"

Peridot: Ooh, what is it? A new device to go with my tablet?! Uh...who is...this...?

Steven: Heheh, uh, Peridot, meet....Squaridot!

Squaridot: ...

Peridot: ...
___

My mom's talking lab rats once took control of me in an attempt to kill her.

Cu: "She also has a mech"

Medea: "Here is it"
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Martha: "We have a cooking rat"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: "... Release us, animal!"

Fou: "(If you allow me to rest on those big jugs of yours, gladly)"
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Sakura: "Failure..."
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Osakabehime: "You really mean that? What if they don't and you starve?"
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Andersen: "Why they made one of my greatest stories have a happy ending? She should have been turned into seafoam!"

Iri: "Now, now, the kids want some entertainment"

Queendusa: "Didn't get what he said, but it sounded perverted..."
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Nora: "DAMMIT!"
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Jaune: "I just give Qrow a call."
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LMAO

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: "Didn't get what he said, but it sounded perverted..."
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Nora: "DAMMIT!"
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Jaune: "I just give Qrow a call."
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LMAO

Gorgon: "I feel the same..."
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Sakura: "Sorry, Valkyrie-san..."
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Osakebehime: -Huff- "T-Thank you..." -Clinging to him-
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Iri: "Which movie would you like, kids?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "She also has a mech"

Medea: "Here is it"
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Martha: "We have a cooking rat"

Peridot: Ah, I never got use one of those half-levi spheres...it's badly damaged, clearly from an explosive reaction, but not beyond repair. Now, as for you-

Squaridot: What are you doing here? Where are your limb enhancers? You're so...naked and detached! What is the status of your assignment? We must report your whereabouts at once! Unbelieable...how embarrassing, thank the stars I'm not you...
___

At least yours is friendly...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: Ah, I never got use one of those half-levi spheres...it's badly damaged, clearly from an explosive reaction, but not beyond repair. Now, as for you-

Squaridot: What are you doing here? Where are your limb enhancers? You're so...naked and detached! What is the status of your assignment? We must report your whereabouts at once! Unbelieable...how embarrassing, thank the stars I'm not you...
___

At least yours is friendly...

-The enhancers where given to Eleonora right now to see if she could somehow upgrade them to go with Peridot's metal controlling abilities-

Medea: "I assume this mecha is common in your world's military"
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Martha: "Good point"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The enhancers where given to Eleonora right now to see if she could somehow upgrade them to go with Peridot's metal controlling abilities-

Medea: "I assume this mecha is common in your world's military"
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Martha: "Good point"

Squaridot: What's it to you, humanoids?

Peridot: And you think I'M the embarrassing one right now, haha! I think the word you're looking for is "enlightened"!

Squaridot: En-light-end...?

Peridot: Open your mind! Unhook from their machines! You don't have to do everything your superiors say! You don't have to do any of it! Homeworld's leaders aren't nearly as rational as you realize! Take a good look at the crummy positions Gems like us have been forced to take!
___

Anyway, I'm really sorry for any problems I may have caused, and I really should get going soon...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: "I feel the same..."
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Sakura: "Sorry, Valkyrie-san..."
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Osakebehime: -Huff- "T-Thank you..." -Clinging to him-
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Iri: "Which movie would you like, kids?"

Queendusa: "Let's turn him to stone."
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Nora:
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Jaune: -surprised-
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Elise: "Not Frozen..."