Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "Not really..."

-She could technically manifest her Servant attire at any time, but she just wants to feel more casual-
---
-A Bulborb surprise jumped and caught her in its mouth-

"She'd rather escape entirely, but as long as she's here, yeah, makes sense."

Hessonite: And don't bother trying to escape. This cell has been specially built to safely contain your species. I'll come back to bring you to Homeworld soon, I've got another objective to complete. "Leaving the ship" Peridot, keep the ship secure.

???: Yes, commander!
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...YUCK! "She beat it up from the inside with rapid fire fisticuffs."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"She'd rather escape entirely, but as long as she's here, yeah, makes sense."

Hessonite: And don't bother trying to escape. This cell has been specially built to safely contain your species. I'll come back to bring you to Homeworld soon, I've got another objective to complete. "Leaving the ship" Peridot, keep the ship secure.

???: Yes, commander!
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...YUCK! "She beat it up from the inside with rapid fire fisticuffs."

Altera: Please, someone save me...
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-It spits her in pain, but it's enough time for the portal to close-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: Please, someone save me...
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-It spits her in pain, but it's enough time for the portal to close-

"The Crystal Gems are on the move."

"Undyne set out with some of the Lancers as well as her Pokemon."
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Ewwww, I'm gonna need a trip to the car wash after this one...

Wait! No! Don't close-! ...Darn it! Ugh...I'm soooo dead when I finally get home. Wait, I won't be if I can't get back...what if I really can't get back home...? Oh no, no no no no no no NO!

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The Crystal Gems are on the move."

"Undyne set out with some of the Lancers as well as her Pokemon."
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Ewwww, I'm gonna need a trip to the car wash after this one...

Wait! No! Don't close-! ...Darn it! Ugh...I'm soooo dead when I finally get home. Wait, I won't be if I can't get back...what if I really can't get back home...? Oh no, no no no no no no NO!

Cu: "Tsk, can't believe the girl got captured..."
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-It's gone. She's stranded in this alternate Earth...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Tsk, can't believe the girl got captured..."
---
-It's gone. She's stranded in this alternate Earth...-

Tells me these Gems must be tougher than what we've fought before...
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"She fell down to her knees, staring blankly at where the portal was mere moments ago."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Tells me these Gems must be tougher than what we've fought before...
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"She fell down to her knees, staring blankly at where the portal was mere moments ago."

Cu: "Question would be why, though..."
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-Stranded... Here...-

 

[Deleted member]

-Progress goes smoother as they do it together-
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Medea: "By the way, have you ever relaxed?"

-Mash sees she's trying to make chocolate Bs?-

"Relaxed"?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Question would be why, though..."
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-Stranded... Here...-

Why they're tougher ,or why they went after Altera?
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"She's on the verge of having a literal Heroic BSOD right now."

My...home...

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Mash sees she's trying to make chocolate Bs?-

"Relaxed"?

Mash: "Trying to make letters?"
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Medea: "Calmed and at peace?"

Why they're tougher ,or why they went after Altera?
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"She's on the verge of having a literal Heroic BSOD right now."

My...home...

Cu: "Latter, why kidnap her instead of trying to kill her?"
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-She can't go back...-

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "Trying to make letters?"
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Medea: "Calmed and at peace?"

Yeah. The letter "B" specifically.

I am at peace when I know my Master is safe.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Latter, why kidnap her instead of trying to kill her?"
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-She can't go back...-

My guess is that they might have some kind of use for her...or want to study her for science or something, I don't know! Hopefully we find out AFTER we rescue her.
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"She didn't want to believe it at first, but her processors made it clear. As the realization that she can't return sank in, her eyes welled up with tears. After nearly a minute, she started bawling, covering her eyes with her hands."

"How a robot is capable of crying is a mystery, but not the issue at hand right now."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yeah. The letter "B" specifically.

I am at peace when I know my Master is safe.

Mash: "Is this for BB?"
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Medea; "But are you calmed?"

My guess is that they might have some kind of use for her...or want to study her for science or something, I don't know! Hopefully we find out AFTER we rescue her.
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"She didn't want to believe it at first, but her processors made it clear. As the realization that she can't return her eyes welled up with tears. After nearly a minute, she started bawling, covering her eyes with her hands."

"How a robot is capable of crying is a mystery, but not the issue at hand right now."

Cu: "So that means we can shatter them?"
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Elizabeth: "... Hey, why are you crying?"

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "Is this for BB?"
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Medea; "But are you calmed?"

Yes.

I am always on guard. An enemy can attack at any given moment.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "So that means we can shatter them?"
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Elizabeth: "... Hey, why are you crying?"

If it comes down to it...
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"Still in tears"

...I...I-I don't belong in this dimension! And now I can't go back...! "Still crying heavily, but more quietly."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yes.

I am always on guard. An enemy can attack at any given moment.

Mash: "... Do you like her that much?"
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Medea: "But we've come here to have no worries"

-Then Aya informed everyone that Altera was kidnapped-

Medea: "..."

If it comes down to it...
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"Still in tears"

...I...I-I don't belong in this dimension! And now I can't go back...! "Still crying heavily, but more quietly."

Cu: "The Hound of Culann shall bite then"
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Elizabeth: "Ooooh, you're from another world..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "The Hound of Culann shall bite then"
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Elizabeth: "Ooooh, you're from another world..."

I, for one, would welcome a good challenge if rescuing Altera wasn't the bigger concern.
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"Nothing seemed to be stopping breaking her out of this mood, and understandably so..."

I'm so stupid, just rushing into that portal...What if another portal never opens...?! "Sniff" My mom...my friends...my sisters...I'll...I'll never be able to see any of them ever again...! "At this point she just curled up, closed her eyes,and didn't make a sound, still welling up with tears."

 

[Digital Hazard]

I, for one, would welcome a good challenge if rescuing Altera wasn't the bigger concern.
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"Nothing seemed to be stopping breaking her out of this mood, and understandably so..."

I'm so stupid, just rushing into that portal...What if another portal never opens...?! "Sniff" My mom...my friends...my sisters...I'll...I'll never be able to see any of them ever again...! "At this point she just curled up, closed her eyes,and didn't make a sound, still welling up with tears."

Jeanne Lily: "Where could they be, though...?"
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Elizabeth: "..." -Pokes- "You're not okay, I see..."

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "... Do you like her that much?"
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Medea: "But we've come here to have no worries"

-Then Aya informed everyone that Altera was kidnapped-

Medea: "..."

If you're thinking I love her in that way, I don't.
I'm just very appreciative of her and everything she's done for me.

-ready to fight-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne Lily: "Where could they be, though...?"
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Elizabeth: "..." -Pokes- "You're not okay, I see..."

Not a clue. I'm pretty sure we would've noticed a space ship taking off nearby if one had already, so they can't be gone yet...
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Just leave me alone...

"Yeah, she's very not okay."

 

[Digital Hazard]

If you're thinking I love her in that way, I don't.
I'm just very appreciative of her and everything she's done for me.

-ready to fight-

Mash: "Oh! I see. I remember her hacking into you to make you look human..."
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Medea: -Sighs- "We'll be looking for her then..."

Not a clue. I'm pretty sure we would've noticed a space ship taking off nearby if one had already, so they can't be gone yet...
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Just leave me alone...

"Yeah, she's very not okay."

Brynhildr: "Think they're outside the beach?"
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Elizabeth: "... Is there any way to cheer you up?"

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "Oh! I see. I remember her hacking into you to make you look human..."
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Medea: -Sighs- "We'll be looking for her then..."

Yep...

-Lucario ready to help-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Brynhildr: "Think they're outside the beach?"
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Elizabeth: "... Is there any way to cheer you up?"

Probably somewhere hidden, if they're smart...

"Meanwhile"

Jasper: They've even been working with a Velber?

Hessonite: One we've just captured, and will no longer be a threat once we're done with her.

Jasper: These Crystal Gems are a true mess among our kind...

Hessonite: Let's cut to the chase; a squadron was meant to retrieve you long ago, but they failed miserably. Since I'm here, I'm offering to take you back, off of this pitiful planet. What do you say?
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"She isn't even responding anymore."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yep...

-Lucario ready to help-

Mash: "Still, very sweet of you!"
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Medea: "Come Lucario, we have work to do"

Probably somewhere hidden, if they're smart...

"Meanwhile"

Jasper: They've even been working with a Velber?

Hessonite: One we've just captured, and will no longer be a threat once we're done with her.

Jasper: These Crystal Gems are a true mess among our kind...

Hessonite: Let's cut to the chase; a squadron was meant to retrieve you long ago, but they failed miserably. Since I'm here, I'm offering to take you back, off of this pitiful planet. What do you say?
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"She isn't even responding anymore."

Cu: -Stops- "Hey guys, don't those footprints there seem familiar?"

Jeanne Lily: "Which ones?"

Cu: "Those" -Points at the ones left by the Peridot- "If they have a Gem just like the one we have, it's likely their footprints are alike, right?"
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-Elizabeth is looking for a way to cheer her up-

-It's her job as an idol after all-

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "Still, very sweet of you!"
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Medea: "Come Lucario, we have work to do"

It's the least I can do for her on a day where people give those close to them gifts.
-speaking of, she somehow got a Gamma figure for Mash-

Yes, Master.
-follows-

 

[Digital Hazard]

It's the least I can do for her on a day where people give those close to them gifts.
-speaking of, she somehow got a Gamma figure for Mash-

Yes, Master.
-follows-

Mash: "In that case, let me do some chocolates for you too. You have shown to deserve them"
-Which she shows right now?-
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Medea: "Sorry you had to awake in such situation..."

-She's wearing this, by the way, wearing rob with the hood off-

Spoiler

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: -Stops- "Hey guys, don't those footprints there seem familiar?"

Jeanne Lily: "Which ones?"

Cu: "Those" -Points at the ones left by the Peridot- "If they have a Gem just like the one we have, it's likely their footprints are alike, right?"
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-Elizabeth is looking for a way to cheer her up-

-It's her job as an idol after all-

Of course! Now that we've found these footprints, we can track one of those Gems down!
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"She eventually got up, but only to reposition herself. She's now sitting on the beach, still curled up, staring at the space the portal was in pain and sadness, no longer bawling, rather crying at a much slower pace."

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "In that case, let me do some chocolates for you too. You have shown to deserve them"
-Which she shows right now?-
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Medea: "Sorry you had to awake in such situation..."

-She's wearing this, by the way, wearing rob with the hood off-

Spoiler

Oh? Thank you...
I've...actually got something for you too....


-completely broken image-
It is fine, Master.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Of course! Now that we've found these footprints, we can track one of those Gems down!
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"She eventually got up, but only to reposition herself. She's not sitting on the beach, still curled up, staring at the space the portal was in pain and sadness, no longer bawling, rather crying at a much slower pace."

Cu: "Let's commence the ***-kicking then"
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Elizabeth: "Want me to sing you a song?"

Oh? Thank you...
I've...actually got something for you too....


-completely broken image-
It is fine, Master.

Mash: "Oh, for real? Thank you! Whatever it may be..."
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-Sigh- Here then:

Spoiler

https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fate_41152e_6754792.jpg

Medea: "Let's make sure it's quick at least..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Let's commence the ***-kicking then"
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Elizabeth: "Want me to sing you a song?"

"They track her down, and see a Peridot with square-shaped hair writing in her logs."
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What's the point...? I'm still trapped here...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They track her down, and see a Peridot with square-shaped hair writing in her logs."
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What's the point...? I'm still trapped here...

Cu: "That must be the one..."
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Elizabeth: "You are not permanently!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "That must be the one..."
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Elizabeth: "You are not permanently!"

"And the CGs arrived on the scene around the same time."

???: Log-date: 4-...Wait, what? Who goes there?

Yeah. It's gotta be her.

Steven: That's definitely a Peridot...but this one looks more like a...Squaridot!

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You don't know that...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And the CGs arrived on the scene around the same time."

???: Log-date: 4-...Wait, what? Who goes there?

Yeah. It's gotta be her.

Steven: That's definitely a Peridot...but this one looks more like a...Squaridot!

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You don't know that...

Cu: "..." -Snickers- "Squaridot?"

Brynhildr: -.Ready to attack brutally-
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Elizabeth: "Of course I do! I go through worlds all the time!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "..." -Snickers- "Squaridot?"

Brynhildr: -.Ready to attack brutally-
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Elizabeth: "Of course I do! I go through worlds all the time!"

Squaridot: ...Oh. I see some of the Velber's associates have decided to track me down. And succeeded. Hmm...What exact species are you humanoids?

"She's not taking their threat seriously at first, possibly not even realizing that they're threatening her to begin with."
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...You...You do? How?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: -Snoring-
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Medusa: "What happens if she fails?"

Sakura: "I'll think of something"
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-Ferris wheel?-
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Alice: Mama, do you want to do this with us?

-one of her snakes pokes her?-
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-kek-
---
-sure-
---
-Mama looks at them with a smile-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Squaridot: ...Oh. I see some of the Velber's associates have decided to track me down. And succeeded. Hmm...What exact species are you humanoids?

"She's not taking their threat seriously at first, possibly not even realizing that they're threatening her to begin with."
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...You...You do? How?

Cu: "It doesn't matters when we'll take you down!"

Jeanne Lily: "Sorry, but our friend is in need!"
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Elizabeth: "Oh, because of that kid's magic wand!"

-one of her snakes pokes her?-
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-kek-
---
-sure-
---
-Mama looks at them with a smile-

Gorgon: -Grumbles as she wakes up- "Hm? What?"
---
Sakura: "Are you ready?"
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Kyu: -Sees them entering a cart- "Isn't this going fine~?"
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Alice: Mama?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "It doesn't matters when we'll take you down!"

Jeanne Lily: "Sorry, but our friend is in need!"
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Elizabeth: "Oh, because of that kid's magic wand!"

Squaridot: A threat? What an annoyance. It's time to follow my protocol and initiate Attack Mode!

"The peridot summons a floating, spherical mecha."

Squaridot: I'll crush you all like the pebbles you are!
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...What?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: -Grumbles as she wakes up- "Hm? What?"
---
Sakura: "Are you ready?"
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Kyu: -Sees them entering a cart- "Isn't this going fine~?"
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Alice: Mama?

Queendusa: "What the hell?!"
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Nora: "Heck yeah!"
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Jaune: Can it just end...?
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Palu: Yes?

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "Oh, for real? Thank you! Whatever it may be..."
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-Sigh- Here then:

Spoiler

https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fate_41152e_6754792.jpg

Medea: "Let's make sure it's quick at least..."

-should she give it now, or for Valentine's? :V-

HNNNNG

Yes, Master.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Squaridot: A threat? What an annoyance. It's time to follow my protocol and initiate Attack Mode!

"The peridot summons a floating, spherical mecha."

Squaridot: I'll crush you all like the pebbles you are!
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...What?

Cu: "Okay, didn't see that coming..."

-Brynhildr immediately jumped to attack, her spear covered in blue flames-
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Elizabeth: "Because of the talking wand of that kid that can go through worlds!"

Queendusa: "What the hell?!"
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Nora: "Heck yeah!"
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Jaune: Can it just end...?
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Palu: Yes?

-Kuro and Merlin burst in laughter-
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Sakura: "3, 2, 1, GO!"
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-Then the cart stops- :V

Osakabehime: "Huh?"
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Alice: Can you join us?

-Then Palutena has been informed Altera has been kidnapped by Gems-

-should she give it now, or for Valentine's? :V-

HNNNNG

Yes, Master.

-It's now Valentine's- :V
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I know.

-Then they heard noise-

Medea: "Hm? There seems to be something there"

 

[Deleted member]

-It's now Valentine's- :V
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I know.

-Then they heard noise-

Medea: "Hm? There seems to be something there"

-Mash gets the Gamma figure and BB gets her chocolates-

-Lucario uses Aura to sense what it is-