Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kuro: "They'll never see this coming"
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Sakura: "One per hoop"
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Osakabehime: "Heheh..."

Kyu: You're in an amusement park, try to do something!
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Mary: "I'll be the best sister ever~!"

Ana/Alice: -Awkwardly hugging back-

-indeed-
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Nora: “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!”
—-
-like what?-
—-
-awwww-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-At all-
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Oui: "If you release that woman, we might not"
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KEK

"Not remotely..."
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Hessonite: Have it your way.

"The Gem moved with such speed and grace that she was able to get a stab into Oui with her blade before she could even react. The stab would've been lethal to an ordinary human."
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Whew, I think that takes care of it!

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-
—-
Nora: “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!”
—-
-like what?-
—-
-awwww-

Gorgon: -Snoring-
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Medusa: "What happens if she fails?"

Sakura: "I'll think of something"
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-Ferris wheel?-
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Alice: Mama, do you want to do this with us?

"Not remotely..."
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Hessonite: Have it your way.

"The Gem moved with such speed and grace that she was able to get a stab into Oui with her blade before she could even react. The stab would've been lethal to an ordinary human."
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Whew, I think that takes care of it!

Altera: Huh, the Foreigners?
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-Even so, it made Oui cough some blood-

Oui: "W-What?"

Abigail: "Big sister!" -Angered-
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-Indeed, they're all gone...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: Huh, the Foreigners?
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-Even so, it made Oui cough some blood-

Oui: "W-What?"

Abigail: "Big sister!" -Angered-
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-Indeed, they're all gone...-

"And it's clear that one's already been attacked..."

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Hessonite: I warned you. "Very fast slash right to the arm."

"Specter Knight attacked the Gem without saying a word. He kept up in the fight for longer by teleporting and making use of his acrobatic skills, but eventually got overwhelmed, being struck enough times to knock him out."

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"Do those nearby notice she helped end the attack?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And it's clear that one's already been attacked..."

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Hessonite: I warned you. "Very fast slash right to the arm."

"Specter Knight attacked the Gem without saying a word. He kept up in the fight for longer by teleporting and making use of his acrobatic skills, but eventually got overwhelmed, being struck enough times to knock him out."

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"Do those nearby notice she helped end the attack?"

Altera: DAMN IT!
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-Abigail attempted to knock her by opening various portals from which tentacles appeared to tackle her-
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Elizabeth: "Aaaaahh..." -On the verge of collapsing-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: DAMN IT!
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-Abigail attempted to knock her by opening various portals from which tentacles appeared to tackle her-
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Elizabeth: "Aaaaahh..." -On the verge of collapsing-

"Only Abigail is still standing."
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"Hessonite slashed at several of them, reacting quickly, but they'd get ahead of her sooner or later, so she leapt away from them."

"While Abigail was busy doing that, the Peridot fired a plasma blast at her with her avaiable enhanced hand."
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"Flew over and held her up to prevent it."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Only Abigail is still standing."
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"Hessonite slashed at several of them, reacting quickly, but they'd get ahead of her sooner or later, so she leapt away from them."

"While Abigail was busy doing that, the Peridot fired a plasma blast at her with her avaiable enhanced hand."
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"Flew over and held her up to prevent it."

Abigail: "Ack!" -Fell-
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Elizabeth: "T-Thanks..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Abigail: "Ack!" -Fell-
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Elizabeth: "T-Thanks..."

Hessonite: That battle ended even faster than I expected it to. How disappointing.
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Just doing my job!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hessonite: That battle ended even faster than I expected it to. How disappointing.
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Just doing my job!

-Hokusai then appeared in front of her and squirted ink on her face-
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Elizabeth: "Jiggly...?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Hokusai then appeared in front of her and squirted ink on her face-
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Elizabeth: "Jiggly...?"

"She kicked him away in frustration."

Hessonite: Enough of this! No time to waste, Peridot. It's off to the ship, then it's off to find an old ally.
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(I'm okay!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"She kicked him away in frustration."

Hessonite: Enough of this! No time to waste, Peridot. It's off to the ship, then it's off to find an old ally.
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(I'm okay!)

Oui: -Tried to cover her wound to stop bleeding out- "You won't get away...!"
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Elizabeth: "Thankfully..." -Hugged-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Oui: -Tried to cover her wound to stop bleeding out- "You won't get away...!"
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Elizabeth: "Thankfully..." -Hugged-

"They're already gone."

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"Hugged her back."

Are attacks through sudden appearances of portals a regular occurrence around here...?

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They're already gone."

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"Hugged her back."

Are attacks through sudden appearances of portals a regular occurrence around here...?

Oui: "Damn..."
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Elizabeth: "I have no idea..."

-She also then sees this girl has pink hair, a dragon tail, horns and her fingers look like pink nails-

-Oh and also had individual pink scales lined up throughout her legs-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Oui: "Damn..."
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Elizabeth: "I have no idea..."

-She also then sees this girl has pink hair, a dragon tail, horns and her fingers look like pink nails-

-Oh and also had individual pink scales lined up throughout her legs-

"Were the others alerted yet?"

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(This is definitely an alternate Earth, alright...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Direct in some minutes.

"Were the others alerted yet?"

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(This is definitely an alternate Earth, alright...)

Aya: "Everyone!"
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Elizabeth: "You staring at me?"

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "Are you trying to do chocolate?"
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-It done!-
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-She tends to underplay her motherly traits by insisting they're more sisterly-

Y-yes....

-yum!-

-no one is fooled-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Direct spoilers:

Spoiler

"Joker is a part of Challenger Pack 1."

"Challenger Pack 1"

That announcement alone has me excited.

EDIT: Apparently this might be older news? First I'm hearing of it.

Direct in some minutes.

Aya: "Everyone!"
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Elizabeth: "You staring at me?"

Aya? What's the mater?

Steven: Oh no, I hope nothing's ruining your vacation...
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Oh! I'm so sorry, I've just never seen a humanoid with some features of a dragon before.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Y-yes....

-yum!-

-no one is fooled-

Mash: "I see you're having difficulties..."
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-He likes it?-
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-Everyone knows he's her son-

Direct spoilers:

Spoiler

"Joker is a part of Challenger Pack 1."

"Challenger Pack 1"

That announcement alone has me excited.

Aya? What's the mater?

Steven: Oh no, I hope nothing's ruining your vacation...
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Oh! I'm so sorry, I've just never seen a humanoid with some features of a dragon before.

So does that mean that...

Spoiler

We'll get Batman as well?

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Aya: "Attila the Hun is being kidnapped by another Peridot Gem!"
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Elizabeth: "I know I'mc ute, right~?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

So does that mean that...

Spoiler

We'll get Batman as well?

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Aya: "Attila the Hun is being kidnapped by another Peridot Gem!"
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Elizabeth: "I know I'mc ute, right~?"

Magic Conch Shell: Maybe someday.

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Steven: What?!

Blast it, I feared Gems from Homeworld would cause problems for us again sooner or later, but why now?! Agh, no matter, we need to rescue Altera at once! Aya, are you alright?
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I can determine that you'd get a lot of attention at a concert. You were one of the singers, right?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Magic Conch Shell: Maybe someday.

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Steven: What?!

Blast it, I feared Gems from Homeworld would cause problems for us again sooner or later, but why now?! Agh, no matter, we need to rescue Altera at once! Aya, are you alright?
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I can determine that you'd get a lot of attention at a concert. You were one of the singers, right?

KEK

Didn't knew you were into Persona.
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Aya: "I am, I saw the two Foreigners and the undead knight and told them, they going after them to save her"
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Elizabeth: "I am the greatest idol in history, Elizabeth Batohry~!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

KEK

Didn't knew you were into Persona.
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Aya: "I am, I saw the two Foreigners and the undead knight and told them, they going after them to save her"
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Elizabeth: "I am the greatest idol in history, Elizabeth Batohry~!"

I'm not, actually, lol. I haven't played any Persona game before. I'm more excited that the fighter pack was seemingly confirmed to not be the only one (I'm finding sources that gave such information before, but this is definitely the first I'm hearing of it).

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And they're still not back yet...

Garnet: If there were any other Gems with her, now's the time to tell us.
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...

(That does not compute.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

I'm not, actually, lol. I haven't played any Persona game before. I'm more excited that the fighter pack was seemingly confirmed to not be the only one (I'm finding sources that gave such information before, but this is definitely the first I'm hearing of it).

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And they're still not back yet...

Garnet: If there were any other Gems with her, now's the time to tell us.
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...

(That does not compute.)

I mean, it was confirmed in the Kencineplant Direct that there would be 5.
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Aya: "I think there was another one, but didn't see that one clearly in my hurry"
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-What does not compute?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I mean, it was confirmed in the Kencineplant Direct that there would be 5.
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Aya: "I think there was another one, but didn't see that one clearly in my hurry"
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-What does not compute?-

Okay, here's where I went full derp: I was thinking of the full fighters pass rather than the individual packs each of the five fighters would be in, so I was thinking that info implied they already had a second wave of fighters planned. Admittedly I forgot the individual fighters would be in "packs" of their own, lol

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Garnet: Alright. We have no time to lose. Crystal Gems, gather up and let's move out!
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"That a serial killer she's heard of through history books is somehow alive here as a famous half-dragon pop star."

 

[Deleted member]

Direct spoilers:

Spoiler

"Joker is a part of Challenger Pack 1."

"Challenger Pack 1"

That announcement alone has me excited.

EDIT: Apparently this might be older news? First I'm hearing of it.

Each of the 5 DLCs in the Fighter Pass is part of a Challenger Pack that comes with a character, a stage, and music.
Joker is the first of the 5.

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "I see you're having difficulties..."
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-He likes it?-
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-Everyone knows he's her son-

I've...never made chocolates before. Baking was always up to Na....
-she stops-
....right...she wasn't "real"...

-yes-
-eating-
Thank you very much.

-pretty much-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Okay, here's where I went full derp: I was thinking of the full fighters pass rather than the individual packs each of the five fighters would be in, so I was thinking that info implied they already had a second wave of fighters planned. Admittedly I forgot the individual fighters would be in "packs" of their own, lol

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Garnet: Alright. We have no time to lose. Crystal Gems, gather up and let's move out!
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"That a serial killer she's heard of through history books is somehow alive here as a famous half-dragon pop star."

kek
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Martha: "We'll do a search party as well"

Robin Hood: "I just wanted a damn break!"
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-Oh, right, LOL-

I've...never made chocolates before. Baking was always up to Na....
-she stops-
....right...she wasn't "real"...

-yes-
-eating-
Thank you very much.

-pretty much-

Mash: "To be fair, you didn't technically either, just the one that gained self-awareness... S-Sorry, I shouldn't remind you of that"
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Medea: "Are you satisfied?"
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-Even the most cruel people around here-

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "To be fair, you didn't technically either, just the one that gained self-awareness... S-Sorry, I shouldn't remind you of that"
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Medea: "Are you satisfied?"
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-Even the most cruel people around here-

....
....wouldn't self-awareness make me real?

Yes, Master.

-yup-

 

[Digital Hazard]

....
....wouldn't self-awareness make me real?

Yes, Master.

-yup-

Mash: "I mean, it did..."
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Medea: "Thankfully..." -hugged-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Martha: "We'll do a search party as well"

Robin Hood: "I just wanted a damn break!"
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-Oh, right, LOL-

"Off they all go!"

"They can't blame the CGs for this, either. Hessonite and the new Peridot have been spying on their base since before Isis was defeated."

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"Eeyup..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Off they all go!"

"They can't blame the CGs for this, either. Hessonite and the new Peridot have been spying on their base since before Isis was defeated."

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"Eeyup..."

-Not like they know nor do they think about it-
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Elizabeth: "I see you are amazed at my presence~"

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "I mean, it did..."
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Medea: "Thankfully..." -hugged-

Yeah...

-accepts the hug-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yeah...

-accepts the hug-

Mash: "A-Anyway, you want help?"
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Medea: "I'll make sure that doesn't happens to you again..."

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "A-Anyway, you want he,p?"
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Medea: "I'll make sure that doesn't happens to you again..."

That would be appreciated....

-stoic-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Not like they know nor do they think about it-
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Elizabeth: "I see you are amazed at my presence~"

"They'll find out later lol"
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You could say that...

 

[Digital Hazard]

That would be appreciated....

-stoic-

Mash: "Allow me then, I used to have difficulty in this area too"
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-But thankful?-

"They'll find out later lol"
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You could say that...

-True, but anyway, search!-
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Elizabeth: "Awww~ A new fan~!"

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "Allow me then, I used to have difficulty in this area too"
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-But thankful?-

-progress goes smoother?-

-very-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-True, but anyway, search!-
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Elizabeth: "Awww~ A new fan~!"

"Altera has been imprisoned in Hessonite's ship, which is hidden in a forest area for the time being."

Hessonite: Now to find that quartz soldier. Meanwhile, I still haven't found the prism that belongs to me. That will have to wait, unfortunately. All in good time.
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(I really should get back home.)

Heheh, yeah...! Anyway, I really gotta head get back home by now, so see ya!

"About to leave."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-progress goes smoother?-

-very-

-Progress goes smoother as they do it together-
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Medea: "By the way, have you ever relaxed?"

"Altera has been imprisoned in Hessonite's ship, which is hidden in a forest area for the time being."

Hessonite: Now to find that quartz soldier. Meanwhile, I still haven't found the prism that belongs to me. That will have to wait, unfortunately. All in good time.
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(I really should get back home.)

Heheh, yeah...! Anyway, I really gotta head get back home by now, so see ya!

"About to leave."

Altera: "Can I at least ask for clothes...?" -Still in bikini and shorts-
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Elizabeth: "You can greet me any time~!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "Can I at least ask for clothes...?" -Still in bikini and shorts-
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Elizabeth: "You can greet me any time~!"

Hessonite: Do you really think we would've brought those with us? "Clothes being a part of a Gem's body, most of the time."
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"Did anything happen before she could leave?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hessonite: Do you really think we would've brought those with us? "Clothes being a part of a Gem's body, most of the time."
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"Did anything happen before she could leave?"

Altera: "Not really..."

-She could technically manifest her Servant attire at any time, but she just wants to feel more casual-
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-A Bulborb surprise jumped and caught her in its mouth-