Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

???: ...Not until now, I guess? Just...keep in mind it might take a while for that order to get here.



"The Gem put all of her findings into her log, as time passed."
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"Living for possibly eternity..."
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"Someone nearby would've slapped Robin Hood for hurting her feelings, as well."

Ah, there's the portal!

Jeanne: "We can be patient"
---
-Alls she has done is walking and stop to see sights like crabs-
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-Well, as long as Nitocris is alive at least, since without her, she's not corporeal-

-Still, Nitocris could also potentially live forever if constantly receiving mana, which means Aya could too by proxy-
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-Indeed, and nothing bad is happening right now before it closes-

-... Right?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: "Of course it's more than real!"

Euryale/Stheno: -Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare-
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Medusa: "Oh, you little trickster"

Sakura: "Well done"
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-They instantly appear in his pocket-

Queendusa: "..." -goes for a kiss... on the cheek-
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-eventually, splashy splashes-
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Jaune: That was quick...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: "..." -goes for a kiss... on the cheek-
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-eventually, splashy splashes-
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Jaune: That was quick...

Gorgon: "Yeah... That was so sweet, my... Little snake..."
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Blackbeard: -Watching- "Aaaah, this truly is the life!"
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-Of course!-

-Now time to give them-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: "Yeah... That was so sweet, my... Little snake..."
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Blackbeard: -Watching- "Aaaah, this truly is the life!"
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-Of course!-

-Now time to give them-

Queendusa: "A-Anything for you..." -fake smile-

-sisters now buying it-
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Nora: "CANNONBALL!"

Ren: "Nora! This is a beach, not a pool!"
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-he's holding one-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: "A-Anything for you..." -fake smile-

-sisters now buying it-
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Nora: "CANNONBALL!"

Ren: "Nora! This is a beach, not a pool!"
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-he's holding one-

Euryale: "Ah, I see, you weren't lying"

Gorgon: "Not at all!"
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Medusa: "She better don't spark us either..."
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Osakabehime: "Ah? What?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Euryale: "Ah, I see, you weren't lying"

Gorgon: "Not at all!"
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Medusa: "She better don't spark us either..."
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Osakabehime: "Ah? What?"

Queendusa: "Indeed!"
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-she wasn't charged up, so worry-
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Jaune: "Um..." -just visibly holding the thing-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: "Indeed!"
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-she wasn't charged up, so worry-
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Jaune: "Um..." -just visibly holding the thing-

Stheno: "... Okay then"

Euryale: "We'll have to cancel it then"
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-She worried as you say then-
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Osakabehime: -Sparkly eyes- "I've been looking for that DVD for months!"

 

[Deleted member]

Sweet, I expect something in return though.
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Medea: "Let's go feed you then"
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Boudica: "Now how about we swim a bit just the two of us?"

O-of course....
-she internally panicking since short notice-

-they go to kitchen staff-

-they go swim-

 

[Digital Hazard]

O-of course....
-she internally panicking since short notice-

-they go to kitchen staff-

-they go swim-

Spoiler: It won't be bad.
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EMIYA: -Cooking-
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-The sun shining upon them-

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: It won't be bad.
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EMIYA: -Cooking-
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-The sun shining upon them-

-Monika's problem is that she has to come up with something on short notice-

-yum-

-It's a beautiful day. Yay.-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Monika's problem is that she has to come up with something on short notice-

-yum-

-It's a beautiful day. Yay.-

-Oh-
-Yeah, you have to do something, girl-
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Robin Hood: "Hm?"
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Boudica: "I needed this..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Stheno: "... Okay then"

Euryale: "We'll have to cancel it then"
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-She worried as you say then-
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Osakabehime: -Sparkly eyes- "I've been looking for that DVD for months!"

-they leave-
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-indeed-
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Jaune: "You have?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-they leave-
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-indeed-
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Jaune: "You have?"

Gorgon: -Sighs- "Finally..."
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Medusa: -Took a step back-
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Osakabehime: "Is it for me?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne: "We can be patient"
---
-Alls she has done is walking and stop to see sights like crabs-
---
-Well, as long as Nitocris is alive at least, since without her, she's not corporeal-

-Still, Nitocris could also potentially live forever if constantly receiving mana, which means Aya could too by proxy-
---
-Indeed, and nothing bad is happening right now before it closes-

-... Right?-

"It does indeed take a while."
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???: Log date: 4-13-7. The specimen has done absolutely nothing but walk around and stare at the environment. Likely just waiting out time on this planet with nothing else to do, or observing it in order to construct a plan for some purpose, likely to gain resources from this planet, or destroy it.
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"And what if that is the case...?"
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These people at the concert might still need help...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: -Sighs- "Finally..."
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Medusa: -Took a step back-
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Osakabehime: "Is it for me?"

Queendusa: "Right after they say they dumped the offer, we pretend to break up and stay friends?"
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-yep-
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Jaune: "... Sure..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"It does indeed take a while."
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???: Log date: 4-13-7. The specimen has done absolutely nothing but walk around and stare at the environment. Likely just waiting out time on this planet with nothing else to do, or observing it in order to construct a plan for some purpose, likely to gain resources from this planet, or destroy it.
___

"And what if that is the case...?"
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These people at the concert might still need help...

-But it's served!- The Stoopid Unikorn
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Altera: -Picked a shell- "This one looks cute"
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-She hasn't put much thought into it, even now she seems conflicted about it-
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-Very much so!-

Queendusa: "Right after they say they dumped the offer, we pretend to break up and stay friends?"
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-yep-
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Jaune: "... Sure..."

Gorgon: "We pretend to break up and stay friends"
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-Confused Nora?-
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-She immediately takes it and smiles-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-But it's served!- The Stoopid Unikorn
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Altera: -Picked a shell- "This one looks cute"
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-She hasn't put much thought into it, even now she seems conflicted about it-
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-Very much so!-

???: Order's up! Two servings of our entire menu! Here you go!
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???: "Cy-oo-teh?" What is this one actually doing...? So abnormal... Log date: 4-13-7. Quickly updating this entry with new information. This one has shown no standard Velber traits whatsoever, yet is clearly of the same race, that is unmistakable. Observations may continue until I can reach a conclusion. This is a mystery that simply must be solved. Even if the current process is taking forever to do...

"Altera overheard a voice...it sounded like...Peridot?"
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"The Lich once told her that she will die someday. Will he be right?"
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They seem like perfectly innocent people...I have to help them!

"Goes into battle!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-But it's served!- The Stoopid Unikorn The Stoopid Unikorn

Kamui:

Gorgon: "We pretend to break up and stay friends"
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-Confused Nora?-
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-She immediately takes it and smiles-

-good idea-
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-yep-
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-awwwww-

 

[Digital Hazard]

???: Order's up! Two servings of our entire menu! Here you go!
___

???: "Cy-oo-teh?" What is this one actually doing...? So abnormal... Log date: 4-13-7. Quickly updating this entry with new information. This one has shown no standard Velber traits whatsoever, yet is clearly of the same race, that is unmistakable. Observations may continue until I can reach a conclusion. This is a mystery that simply must be solved. Even if the current process is taking forever to do...

"Altera overheard a voice...it sounded like...Peridot?"
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"The Lich once told her that she will die someday. Will he be right?"
___

They seem like perfectly innocent people...I have to help them!

"Goes into battle!"

Jeanne: "Thank you, young one"
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Altera: "Hm? Peridot? Did you follow me?"
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Aya: Was that some sort of curse?
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-A Tac went on and stealed missiles from her-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-good idea-
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-yep-
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-awwwww-

Gorgon: "Thank you there..."
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-She says something?-
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Osakabehime: "T-Thank you a lot..."

Kyu: Bingo!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne: "Thank you, young one"
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Altera: "Hm? Peridot? Did you follow me?"
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Aya: Was that some sort of curse?
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-A Tac went on and stealed missiles from her-

???: Peedee's the name! And you're welcome!
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"When she walks closer, she sees Peridot focused on writing in her logs, and...why is her hair shaped like a square instead of a triangle, now?"
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"Perhaps, or perhaps not...Is there any chance another one of him is still out there, somewhere?"
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HEY! Didn't your parents teach you not to steal?!

"Flies after it and smacks it with a hammer that emerge out of her arms, where her hands were."

 

[Digital Hazard]

???: Peedee's the name! And you're welcome!
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"When she walks closer, she sees Peridot focused on writing in her logs, and...why is her hair shaped like a square instead of a triangle, now?"
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"Perhaps, or perhaps not...Is there any chance another one of him is still out there, somewhere?"
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HEY! Didn't your parents teach you not to steal?!

"Flies after it and smacks it with a hammer that emerge out of her arms, where her hands were."

Jeanne: "Thank you"
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Altera: "..." -Remembered the Rubies and how different they looked from each other and the one that makes up Garnet- "Who are you?"
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Aya: -Shuddered at that moment-
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-It was overkill to it but it's a Kirby enemy so cartoon physics-

 

[Deleted member]

-Oh-
-Yeah, you have to do something, girl-
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Robin Hood: "Hm?"
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Boudica: "I needed this..."

-she can always steal my idea from Discord :V-

-hungry Lucario needs food-

-most peace she's had since before her husband and children were killed?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne: "Thank you"
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Altera: "..." -Remembered the Rubies and how different they looked from each other and the one that makes up Garnet- "Who are you?"
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Aya: -Shuddered at that moment-
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-It was overkill to it but it's a Kirby enemy so cartoon physics-

"Time to enjoy a variety of fries and tater tots."
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???: ..."Gasps upon the realization that the Velber is right there." Oh no...My undercover status has been compromised! I'm so shattered...NO! I won't allow it!

"Turns around and immediately capture Altera in a tractor beam, revealing her full appearance."

Spoiler

???: HA! You're not escaping from this! COMMANDER! Hessonite! I've captured her!
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"Not something to worry about right now..."
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Jerk...alright, you interdimensional bozos, let's see how well you can keep up with me!

"Missiles at various enemies!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she can always steal my idea from Discord :V-

-hungry Lucario needs food-

-most peace she's had since before her husband and children were killed?-

-I don't see why not- :V
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Medea: "I'm here to feed him"

Tamamo: "Give us a minute then, mikon"

EMIYA: "What does he prefer?"
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-Definitely, especially with the dragon serpent as a surrogate son-

"Time to enjoy a variety of fries and tater tots."
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???: ..."Gasps upon the realization that the Velber is right there." Oh no...My undercover status has been compromised! I'm so shattered...NO! I won't allow it!

"Turns around and immediately capture Altera in a tractor beam, revealing her full appearance."

Spoiler

???: HA! You're not escaping from this! COMMANDER! Hessonite! I've captured her!
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"Not something to worry about right now..."
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Jerk...alright, you interdimensional bozos, let's see how well you can keep up with me!

"Missiles at various enemies!"

-Aw yeah!-

The Stoopid Unikorn
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Altera: -Captured before she could draw her sword-
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Aya: "Calm down, Aya, he is dead..."
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-A Peahat flies directly at her-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-
-Aw yeah!-

The Stoopid Unikorn
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Altera: -Captured before she could draw her sword-
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Aya: "Calm down, Aya, he is dead..."
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-A Peahat flies directly at her-

"FRIES"
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"But still conscious and able to talk."

???: Excellent work, Peridot. Catching her off-guard, before she even presents a threat. Well done.

???: Thank you, commander! The mission is complete. Now we can depart and bring this Velber back for modification.
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"Not even dead, rather completely erased."
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"She sliced it in half with a buzz saw from one hand."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: "Thank you there..."
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-She says something?-
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Osakabehime: "T-Thank you a lot..."

Kyu: Bingo!

Queendusa: "No problem."
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-dunno-
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-yep-

-Aw yeah!-

The Stoopid Unikorn The Stoopid Unikorn

-yay-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"FRIES"
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"But still conscious and able to talk."

???: Excellent work, Peridot. Catching her off-guard, before she even presents a threat. Well done.

???: Thank you, commander! The mission is complete. Now we can depart and bring this Velber back for modification.
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"Not even dead, rather completely erased."
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"She sliced it in half with a buzz saw from one hand."

-yay-

Jeanne: "Hmmm~ They smell so good~"
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Altera: "Who are you?!"
---
-That is the way she has taken it-
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-And so it falls sliced dead-

-Then a Metroid latched into her head-

Queendusa: "No problem."
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-dunno-
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-yep-

Gorgon: "Sorry for dragging you into this mess..."
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Well, think.
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-Thoughts?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne: "Hmmm~ They smell so good~"
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Altera: "Who are you?!"
---
-That is the way she has taken it-
---
-And so it falls sliced dead-

-Then a Metroid latched into her head-

"And will taste even better."
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???: Silence, Velber! You don't have permission to speak!

???: We really should bring her back to the ship.
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"And never to return."
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"She stared into space out of utter confusion."

...If you're looking brains, you might wanna try an organic one. "Swatted away like a bug with a literal giant fly swatter hand."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And will taste even better."
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???: Silence, Velber! You don't have permission to speak!

???: We really should bring her back to the ship.
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"And never to return."
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"She stared into space out of utter confusion."

...If you're looking brains, you might wanna try an organic one. "Swatted away like a bug with a literal giant fly swatter hand."

-She tries one-
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Altera: "What do you plan to do with me?!"
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-Good for her-
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-Lakitu throwing Spinies at her-

 

[Deleted member]

-I don't see why not- :V
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Medea: "I'm here to feed him"

Tamamo: "Give us a minute then, mikon"

EMIYA: "What does he prefer="
---
-Definitely, especially with the dragon serpent as a surrogate son-

-kek-
-she making dark chocolates in the shape of the letter B :V-

-he likes fruit-

-aww-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She tries one-
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Altera: "What do you plan to do with me?!"
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-Godd for her-
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-Lakitu throwing Spinies at her-

"They're great!"

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Hessonite: You? We're going to take you back to Homeworld to be reprogrammed, so that you'll be of use to us from now on. Don't worry, the fact that you're clearly a defect already will make the process much easier.
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"Very much so."
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"One landed on her head with a clank."

Ugh! "She just flew into the air to uppercut the Lakitu."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-kek-
-she making dark chocolates in the shape of the letter B :V-

-he likes fruit-

-aww-

Mash: -Comes by- "Monika?"
---
Robin Hood: "Sliced fruit, got it"
---
-Though she'd insist she's more like his older sister-

"They're great!"

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Hessonite: You? We're going to take you back to Homeworld to be reprogrammed, so that you'll be of use to us from now on. Don't worry, the fact that you're clearly a defect already will make the process much easier.
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"Very much so."
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"One landed on her head with a clank."

Ugh! "She just flew into the air to uppercut the Lakitu."

Jeanne: "Not disappointing~"
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Altera: "Over my dead body. Oh wait, no body would be left of me anyway"
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Aya: "I wonder what else is to do here..."
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-It was sent flying-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jeanne: "Hmmm~ They smell so good~"

Kamui: -already eating-

Gorgon: "Sorry for dragging you into this mess..."
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Well, think.
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-Thoughts?-

Queendusa: "At least, you're not forced to marry."
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-CANNON BALL... in shallow water-

Nora: "Oh..."
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Jaune: I think this worked?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: "At least, you're not forced to marry."
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-CANNON BALL... in shallow water-

Nora: "Oh..."
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Jaune: I think this worked?

Gorgon: "How can I pay you?"
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Medusa: -Squirting some water that got into her mouth out-
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Sieg: She does look happy, so I think?

-Osakabe is hugging the case-

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: -Comes by- "Monika?"
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Robin Hood: "Sliced fruit, got it"
---
-tgough she'd insist she0s more like his older sister-

Yes, Mash?
-Mash can see she's struggling-

-yummy-

-oh?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne: "Not disappointing~"
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Altera: "Over my dead body. Oh wait, no body would be left of me anyway"
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Aya: "I wonder what else is to do here..."
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-It was sent flying-

"Not remotely!"
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Hessonite: Oh, please. You have no choice in the matter. Peridot, bring her back to the ship.

???: Yes, Hessonite! Finally, we can leave this Gem-forsaken planet.

Hessonite: Not so fast. The Rubies not only failed to capture a Velber during their mission, they also failed their original and primary mission to rescue Jasper. As long as we're here, we have every reason to go looking for her. Wouldn't you agree?

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"Plenty of activities!"
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Who else wants some?!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yes, Mash?
-Mash can see she's struggling-

-yummy-

-oh?-

Mash: "Are you trying to do chocolate?"
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-It done!-
---
-She tends to underplay her motherly traits by insisting they're more sisterly-

"Not remotely!"
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Hessonite: Oh, please. You have no choice in the matter. Peridot, bring her back to the ship.

???: Yes, Hessonite! Finally, we can leave this Gem-forsaken planet.

Hessonite: Not so fast. The Rubies not only failed to capture a Velber during their mission, they also failed their original and primary mission to rescue Jasper. As long as we're here, we have every reason to go looking for her. Wouldn't you agree?

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"Plenty of activities!"
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Who else wants some?!

-And so she enjoys eating-
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Altera: "Help! Peridot! Kamui! Paula! Anyone!"
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-She opted to see if she can swim-
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-A Kritter was running away in fear-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gorgon: "How can I pay you?"
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Medusa: -Squirting some water that got into her mouth out-
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Sieg: She does look happy, so I think?

-Osakabe is hugging the case-

Queendusa: -shrugs-
---
-kek-

Phosphora: "Well... that wasn't all that big..."

Nora: "Lemme try again!"
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-KEK-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: -shrugs-
---
-kek-

Phosphora: "Well... that wasn't all that big..."

Nora: "Lemme try again!"
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-KEK-

Gorgon: "I'll... Try to think of something"
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Sakura: "How about it's made more interesting?"
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Osakabehime: "... Eep!" -Nervousness again- "S-Sorry for that display..."
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-Mary is in want of bonding with her sisters who still haven't fully gotten used to her-