Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: That's brilliant, Altera!
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"Eeyup!"

(I don't really have more to add here at this point though.)
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Dipper: It's easier when our uncle's committed tons of crimes throughout his life thanks to his jerk of a dad.





???: Yeah, I'm not from around here. That creature I just defeated showed up in Tremorton a while back, then in the middle of an attack, some portal opened up and it tried to escape through it. I couldn't risk letting it go free in case it tried to come back through another portal, so I followed it into here.

"It quickly becomes apparent that the person they're talking to isn't a human, or even organic."

My name is Jenny! Jenny Wakeman! It's nice to meet you!

Altera: "Thank you"
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-Nor do I-
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Aya: "I don't think it's as bad as actual killing..."
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Karna: "Oh, a female automaton?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Medusa thinks of something?-
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Medusa: "I wonder if I can harden thunder"
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Osakabehime: This is the first date I've ever had...
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-Very...-

-But hey, at least the owner will get money-

-she has nothing-
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LMAO
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Zelda: Just take some deep breaths and tell yourself it's going to be fine.
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-indeed-

???: Yeah, I'm not from around here. That creature I just defeated showed up in Tremorton a while back, then in the middle of an attack, some portal opened up and it tried to escape through it. I couldn't risk letting it go free in case it tried to come back through another portal, so I followed it into here.

"It quickly becomes apparent that the person they're talking to isn't a human, or even organic."

My name is Jenny! Jenny Wakeman! It's nice to meet you!

Weiss: "Nice to meet you too, I guess..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she has nothing-
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LMAO
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Zelda: Just take some deep breaths and tell yourself it's going to be fine.
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-indeed-

-Nor does Gorgon...-
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Sakura: "Get a room, you two"
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-She's taking them deep breathes-
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-And they finished!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "Thank you"
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Aya: "I don't think it's as bad as actual killing..."
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"Seems Bunyan's much happier now, meanwhile Peridot discovered a power when she previously thought she had none!"
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Mabel: How much does that hold up when it was centuries ago? I've heard you don't really have an average human lifespan...

Karna: "Oh, a female automaton?"

Weiss: "Nice to meet you too, I guess..."

I...don't think I've ever been called an "automaton" before, but you're not exactly wrong. I hope I didn't scare anybody...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Seems Bunyan's much happier now, meanwhile Peridot discovered a power when she previously thought she had none!"
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Mabel: How much does that hold up when it was centuries ago? I've heard you don't really have an average human lifespan...




I...don't think I've ever been called an "automaton" before, but you're not exactly wrong. I hope I didn't scare anybody...

-Everyone wins today!-
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Aya: "I wouldn't call myself human any longer..."
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Karna: "I doubt it, to my understanding this is a common ocurrence in this world"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Everyone wins today!-
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Aya: "I wouldn't call myself human any longer..."
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"

"And there's nothing that could go possibly wrong!"

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Mabel: And that's why your lifespan is different!

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Karna: "I doubt it, to my understanding this is a common ocurrence in this world"

It is? "Gasps" Does that mean that there's more robots around here?! "Sounded excited."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And there's nothing that could go possibly wrong!"

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Mabel: And that's why your lifespan is different!



It is? "Gasps" Does that mean that there's more robots around here?! "Sounded excited."

-Nope, nothing that could go wrong...-
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Aya: "I'm already dead, actually..."
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Karna: "I meant about attacks"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Nor does Gorgon...-
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Sakura: "Get a room, you two"
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-She's taking them deep breathes-
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-And they finished!-

-then what?-
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Phosphy: "Oh, it's not like that, silly."
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-it doesn't help-
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-YAY-

It is? "Gasps" Does that mean that there's more robots around here?! "Sounded excited."

Remind me, did you watch V3 of RWBY? Because there's some Penny stuff I could do here and I want to know if I'd end up spoiling you something...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Nope, nothing that could go wrong...-
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Aya: "I'm already dead, actually..."
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Karna: "I meant about attacks"

???: Log date: 4-12-9. The plan to capture the specimen is about to be initiated. If all goes according to plan, the specimen will prove to be a most useful asset to Homeworld. Otherwise, we'll eliminate the specimen, so in either outcome, we'll still have one less threat to the empire on the loose.
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Dipper: Well, as long as you're still around, you might as well make the most of it.
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Oh...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Remind me, did you watch V3 of RWBY? Because there's some Penny stuff I could do here and I want to know if I'd end up spoiling you something...

I got back into RWBY a while back but haven't gotten through V3 yet.

Been meaning to binge it again so I might actually start again tonight...if you can't do that stuff now, you'll probably be able to soon.

 

[Digital Hazard]

-then what?-
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Phosphy: "Oh, it's not like that, silly."
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-it doesn't help-
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-YAY-

-Shrugs-
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Medusa: "I wouldn't mind if we did though"
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Osakabehime: "S-Sorry for that..."
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-To fries!- KingofPhantoms

???: Log date: 4-12-9. The plan to capture the specimen is about to be initiated. If all goes according to plan, the specimen will prove to be a most useful asset to Homeworld. Otherwise, we'll eliminate the specimen, so in either outcome, we'll still have one less threat to the empire on the loose.
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Dipper: Well, as long as you're still around, you might as well make the most of it.
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Oh...

-Specimen referring to Altera?-
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Aya: "I'm going to try. I'll go to hell, there's no changing that, I'm sure, but I can try to make a bit of good for once..."
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Karna: "Anyway, you should try to go back to where you came from soon. Else you might get stuck in this world"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Specimen referring to Altera?-
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Aya: "I'm going to try. I'll go to hell, there's no changing that, I'm sure, but I can try to make a bit of good for once..."
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Karna: "Anyway, you should try to go back to where you came from soon. Else you might get stuck in this world"

"Yep yep yep."

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"They nodded and bid her farewell."
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You're probably right...Wait, what? I'm on another world? This place doesn't look any different from Earth.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Yep yep yep."

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"They nodded and bid her farewell."
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You're probably right...Wait, what? I'm on another world? This place doesn't look any different from Earth.

-Oh no...-
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Aya: -Sighs- "How good it must be to be a youngster..." -When she thinks about it, she's practically a grandma-
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Karna: "Because it's a different Earth"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Oh no...-
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Aya: -Sighs- "How good it must be to be a youngster..." -When she thinks about it, she's practically a grandma-
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Karna: "Because it's a different Earth"

"Oh no indeed..."
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"In a way lol"
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...I've been to outer space and other planets, but I've never done any interdimensional traveling before, not even on accident. Yikes, I really should get back home!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I got back into RWBY a while back but haven't gotten through V3 yet.

Been meaning to binge it again so I might actually start again tonight...if you can't do that stuff now, you'll probably be able to soon.

Yaaaaay~ I can finally do RWBY stuff soon

-Shrugs-
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Medusa: "I wouldn't mind if we did though"
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Osakabehime: "S-Sorry for that..."
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-To fries!- KingofPhantoms KingofPhantoms

-sisters show up :V-
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Phosphy: "I'm not interested."
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Jaune: "It's fine... I guess..."
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-no bill? :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Oh no indeed..."
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"In a way lol"
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...I've been to outer space and other planets, but I've never done any interdimensional traveling before, not even on accident. Yikes, I really should get back home!

-She can't help but think the recognition she will get from getting a Velber, of all things, back to Homewolrd!-
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Aya: I wonder how I would have looked middle aged...
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Karna: "I suggest you trail your steps back"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-sisters show up :V-
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Phosphy: "I'm not interested."
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Jaune: "It's fine... I guess..."
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-no bill? :V-

Euryale/Stheno: "Medusa!"

Gorgon: "Oh crap..."
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Medusa: "You'll be welcome if you ever change your mind"
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-He receives a text message-
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-Off-screen- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Euryale/Stheno: "Medusa!"

Gorgon: "Oh crap..."
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Medusa: "You'll be welcome if you ever change your mind"
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-He receives a text message-
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-Off-screen- :V

Queendusa: -sighs-
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KEK
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Jaune: Huh?
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KEK

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She can't help but think the recognition she will get from getting a Velber, of all things, back to Homewolrd!-
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Aya: I wonder how I would have looked middle aged...
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Karna: "I suggest you trail your steps back"

"Her and her leader, but still! The praise!"

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"Too late to know for sure, now."
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Good idea. I don't know your names, but it's been nice to meet you! Gotta fly!

Yaaaaay~ I can finally do RWBY stuff soon

I'll make sure Jenny's around for that one idea you had.

-no bill? :V-

-To fries!- KingofPhantoms

"Apparently the window the little stop-by fry restaurant is being run by a kid, not even old enough to be a teenager."

"Doesn't mean he's not efficient at the job, though. Turns out he really is good at the job, taking orders, serving them up, being the cashier and all."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'll make sure Jenny's around for that one idea you had.

Yay~

"Apparently the window the little stop-by fry restaurant is being run by a kid, not even old enough to be a teenager."

"Doesn't mean he's not efficient at the job, though. Turns out he really is good at the job, taking orders, serving them up, being the cashier and all."

Kamui: "Making a child work?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: -sighs-
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KEK
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Jaune: Huh?

Euryale: "Medusa, we found the person for you"

Gorgon: "What?"
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So..........................................................................
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Kyu: [Give her a gift, pal. You can order them in your phone, remember?]

"Apparently the window the little stop-by fry restaurant is being run by a kid, not even old enough to be a teenager."

"Doesn't mean he's not efficient at the job, though. Turns out he really is good at the job, taking orders, serving them up, being the cashier and all."

Kamui: "Making a child work?"

Jeanne: "Are you okay?"

"Her and her leader, but still! The praise!"

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"Too late to know for sure, now."
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Good idea. I don't know your names, but it's been nice to meet you! Gotta fly!

-All for her! And her leader, of course-
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-True, especially since she can't age like this...-
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Karna: "Godspeed, Jenny Wakeman"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Euryale: "Medusa, we found the person for you"

Gorgon: "What?"
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So..........................................................................
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Kyu: [Give her a gift, pal. You can order them in your phone, remember?]

Jeanne: "Are you okay?"

Queendusa: -at the same time- "What?"
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-they go back to the beach-
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Jaune: But what?
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Kamui: "I'm just... not fond of the idea of child labor..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: -at the same time- "What?"
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-they go back to the beach-
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Jaune: But what?
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Kamui: "I'm just... not fond of the idea of child labor..."

Stheno: "Oh, you'll love the guy, he's a wealthy landlord that will take such good care of you"

-They show up a pic of a person who looks like this-

Spoiler

Gorgon: "..." -Twitching eye-
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-And start to swim-
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Kyu: [I guess stuff like pencils or books]
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Jeanne: "It probably is just the child assisting his parents"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-All for her! And her leader, of course-
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-True, especially since she can't age like this...-
"

???: Initiating...stage 1.
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"Nope, not at all."

Yay~

Karna: "Godspeed, Jenny Wakeman"

"She waved goodbye with a smile as the two metal pigtails forming part of her "hair" readjusted their positions and opened up to reveal rocket boosters, which she then used to fly away."

Kamui: "Making a child work?"

Jeanne: "Are you okay?"

"He seems completely content and unbothered by it. If anything, he seemed to enjoy the job, and is quite laid back about it."

"It probably helps that this kid is the younger son of the owner, who's also the manager."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Stheno: "Oh, you'll love the guy, he's a wealthy landlord that will take such good care of you"

-They show up a pic of a person who looks like this-

Spoiler

Gorgon: "..." -Twitching eye-
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-And start to swim-
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Kyu: [I guess stuff like pencils or books]
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Jeanne: "It probably is just the child assisting his parents"

Queendusa: "... What is that thing?"
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-yep-
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Jaune: "..."
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Kamui: "I guess..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

???: Initiating...stage 1.
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"Nope, not at all."




"She waved goodbye with a smile as the two metal pigtails forming part of her "hair" readjusted their positions and opened up to reveal rocket boosters, which she then used to fly away."

-Which consists of...-
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Aya: I'm virtually immortal...
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-Karna waved her good bye-

Queendusa: "... What is that thing?"
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-yep-
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Jaune: "..."

Stheno: "Our sister's future husband"

Gorgon: "... I... I can't"
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Medusa: "You two better don't electrocute"

Sakura: "Don't worry"
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Kyu: [Don't just stand there silent!]

"He seems completely content and unbothered by it. If anything, he seemed to enjoy the job, and is quite laid back about it."

"It probably helps that this kid is the younger son of the owner, who's also the manager."

Kamui: "I guess..."

-Jeanne sits-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Stheno: "Our sister's future husband"

Gorgon: "... I... I can't"
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Medusa: "You two better don't electrocute"

Sakura: "Don't worry"
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Kyu: [Don't just stand there silent!]

-why not? she going in with the dumb idea?-
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Phosohy: "We'd never do that." -quickly winked while looking at Sakura-
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-he nervous-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Jeanne sits-

Kamui: "I... I'll just take a small bag. If that child is the cook too, I don't want to overwork him..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-why not? she going in with the dumb idea?-
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Phosohy: "We'd never do that." -quickly winked while looking at Sakura-
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-he nervous-

Stheno: "Why not?"

Gorgon: "......... I already am in a relationship!"
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Sakura: "Oh sure" -Winked back-

Medusa: "Good then" -Now floating on the water-
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Sieg: Jaune? Why are you silent?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Stheno: "Why not?"

Gorgon: "......... I already am in a relationship!"
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Sakura: "Oh sure" -Winked back-

Medusa: "Good then" -Now floating on the water-
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Sieg: Jaune? Why are you silent?

Queendusa: Well, guess we have no choice now...
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-light sparking?-
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Jaune: I have no idea what to do...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Queendusa: Well, guess we have no choice now...
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-light sparking?-
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Jaune: I have no idea what to do...

Stheno: "With who?"

Gorgon: "Um... That is?"
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Medusa: "Ouch!"

Sakura: "Sorry, couldn't resist"
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Sieg: Try to ask what she likes.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Which consists of...-
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Aya: I'm virtually immortal...
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-Karna waved her good bye-

"Observation, then isolating the target."
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"Does she want that...?"
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"Strange event, but the robot girl seemed nice."

"And her flight back didn't go unnoticed by others, either."

-Jeanne sits-

Kamui: "I... I'll just take a small bag. If that child is the cook too, I don't want to overwork him..."

???: I work two shifts whenever my brother's caught up in his theories or blog updates. A little extra cooking is nothing. Besides, my dad's working the fryer right now.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Stheno: "With who?"

Gorgon: "Um... That is?"
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Medusa: "Ouch!"

Sakura: "Sorry, couldn't resist"
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Sieg: Try to ask what she likes.

Queendusa: -sighs- Let's do this... "With me."
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Phosphy: -giggling-
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Jaune: "So... um... anything you like?"

???: I work two shifts whenever my brother's caught up in his theories or blog updates. A little extra cooking is nothing. Besides, my dad's working the fryer right now.

Kamui: -phew-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Observation, then isolating the target."
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"Does she want that...?"
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"Strange event, but the robot girl seemed nice."

"And her flight back didn't go unnoticed by others, either."

-Smart girl-
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-She always desired it to expand the legacy of her father for as long as possible-

-It's why she went to create dolls to place her soul in, going as far as fragment it to place it on four bodies-
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Robin Hood: "That better not be some alien thing ruining our vacation"

???: I work two shifts whenever my brother's caught up in his theories or blog updates. A little extra cooking is nothing. Besides, my dad's working the fryer right now.

Kamui: -phew-

Jaeanne: "See? Nothing to worry"

Queendusa: -sighs- Let's do this... "With me."
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Phosphy: -giggling-
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Jaune: "So... um... anything you like?"

Euryale/Stheno/Gorgon: "What?"

Gorgon: "Uuuh, I mean, yes!"
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-She paralyzed both for some seconds with her eyes-

Medusa: "Now we're even"
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Osakabehime: "Anime..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jaeanne: "See? Nothing to worry"

Kamui: "Indeed..."

Euryale/Stheno/Gorgon: "What?"

Gorgon: "Uuuh, I mean, yes!"
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-She paralyzed both for some seconds with her eyes-

Medusa: "Now we're even"
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Osakabehime: "Anime..."

-sisters' thoughts?-
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Phosphy: "I didn't even do anything yet!" -not lying-
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Jaune: "I see..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-sisters' thoughts?-
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Phosphy: "I didn't even do anything yet!" -not lying-
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Jaune: "I see..."

Euryale: "Is this for real?"
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Medusa: "Oh... Sorry"
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Kyu: [There you go! Order some DVDs and figurines then!]

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Queendusa: -sighs- Let's do this... "With me."
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Phosphy: -giggling-
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Jaune: "So... um... anything you like?"


Kamui: -phew-

-

Jaeanne: "See? Nothing to worry"

"

???: So, what'll it be?

-Smart girl-
---
-She always desired it to expand the legacy of her father for as long as possible-

-It's why she went to create dolls to place her soul in, going as far as fragment it to place it on four bodies-
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Robin Hood: "That better not be some alien thing ruining our vacation"

"The gem was observing Altera's current whereabouts and studying her behavior."
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"But now?"
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"That would've hurt her feelings if she had heard it."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Euryale: "Is this for real?"
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Medusa: "Oh... Sorry"
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Kyu: [There you go! Order some DVDs and figurines then!]

-no, but they pretend it is?-
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-so she shocks back :V-

Phosphy: "Now, we're even."
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-he does-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kamui: "Indeed..."

???: So, what'll it be?

Jeanne: "Is there an all in the menu option?"

"The gem was observing Altera's current whereabouts and studying her behavior."
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"But now?"
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"That would've hurt her feelings if she had heard it."

-Right now she has taken some time to herself and went simply explore the beach's arounds, wondering if she could find something interesting while her sister is with her friends-
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-She isn't sure...-
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-Luckily she hasn't-

-no, but they pretend it is?-
---
-so she shocks back :V-

Phosphy: "Now, we're even."
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-he does-

Gorgon: "Of course it's more than real!"

Euryale/Stheno: -Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare-
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Medusa: "Oh, you little trickster"

Sakura: "Well done"
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-They instantly appear in his pocket-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne: "Is there an all in the menu option?"

???: ...Not until now, I guess? Just...keep in mind it might take a while for that order to get here.

-Right now she has taken some time to herself and went simply explore the beach's arounds, wondering if she could find something interesting while her sister is with her friends-
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-She isn't sure...-
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-Luckily she hasn't-

-

"The Gem put all of her findings into her log, as time passed."
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"Living for possibly eternity..."
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"Someone nearby would've slapped Robin Hood for hurting her feelings, as well."

Ah, there's the portal!