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[Metal Shop X]

Ganondorf obviously will win. He can only be killed by holy weapons. That's why Bowser lost to him.

Which also means he can beat Thanos, Asura, Galactus, Superman, Hulk Godzilla, Goku and such because they don't have holy weapons.

I didn't know that kind of crossover existed.

For real tho, Godzilla & Hulk are already dangerous enough on their own, imagine what Hulk Godzilla could do to the world.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Oh no... this thread's gone weeb again

I'd make one too, but I'm way too lazy

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Guts does this every single day! He slays demons! Despite the odds always comes out on top!

Whelp time to pit him against Dark Schneider then. No way he can lose!

 

[Metal Shop X]

Oh no... this thread's gone weeb again

I'd make one too, but way too lazy

You mean it wasn't already a weeb mess? :V

 

[Zinith]

I didn't know that kind of crossover existed.

For real tho, Godzilla & Hulk are already dangerous enough on their own, imagine what Hulk Godzilla could do to the world.

What he'd do to the world?

Bruh, what would he do to ALL OF EXISTENCE?!!!

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I feel I dont have anything to talk about with anyone rn so Imma peace out

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Because Ganondorf can only be killed by Holy Weapons he could beat Godzilla, Hulk, Thanos, Goku, Galactus, Superman and Asura all at once and win.

 

[Aurane]

Spoiler: Angry Sapphire

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Says the person with the skeleton avatar.

Yeah, Sans is pretty spooky, man. He's gonna give you a spooky time.

 

[MainJPW]

Because Ganondorf can only be killed by Holy Weapons he could beat Godzilla, Hulk, Thanos, Goku, Galactus, Superman and Asura all at once and win. Because Death Battle says so!

They love their No Limits Fallacies.

 

[Opossum]

Also ***** did Captain Falcon and Johnny Cage have in common?

They're both in-universe celebrities known for being flashy fighters. Makes total sense to me.

 

[Metal Shop X]

What he'd do to the world?

Bruh, what would he do to ALL OF EXISTENCE?!!!

Heh, existence overrated anyway.

Earth is a cool place tho....I think.

 

[Deleted member]

You mean it wasn't already a weeb mess? :V

Oh, you wanna fight!

DUEL!

 

[Michael the Spikester]

They love their No Limits Fallacies.

Superman is limitless
Scorpion has infinite power in the Neatherrealm
Ganondorf cannot be killed by anything but holy weapons
Deadpool-level regen Dante
Guts slays demons every single day!!!!

This is one of the reasons why I stopped watching Death Battle long ago.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

You know if they give Ganon the TP sword then he and Dracula are pretty much even as again, OoE confirms Dracula's own power can kill him, bypassing the 'holy weapon' stuff. Though then their other feats become important, and I'm not enough of a Zelda fan to tell, but **** like Julius Belmont Grand Cross might be stronger than anything Ganon's been hit by

 

[Metal Shop X]

Oh, you wanna fight!

DUEL!

No.

SILENCE, YOU AND YOUR WEEB MEMES.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Whelp getting carried away again. Time to settle down.

 

[Shyy_Guy595]

CV gets pretty damn crazy.

Apparently lots of dimensions being created where one had a black hole eating multiple stars or something and then the one person who could destroy the timeline or something.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Superman is limitless
Scorpion has infinite power in the Neatherrealm
Ganondorf cannot be killed by anything but holy weapons
Deadpool-level regen Dante
Guts slays demons every single day!!!!

This is one of the reasons why I stopped watching Death Battle long ago.

You really gonna downplay Guts and the fact that he can fling a giant slab of iron with immense speed and all his other **** huh? DB often ****s the bed but Guts being ridiculous ain't one of those cases

 

[Wademan94]

Just got off my day job, anything interesting going on around here today?

 

[MSmariosonic]

This is one of the reasons why I stopped watching Death Battle long ago.

You missed out on some great fights, fam

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

How would you feel if you were on your bike and Ryu said "**** you"

There was a problem fetching the tweet

 

[Noipoi]

Just got off my day job, anything interesting going on around here today?

The monkeys have ascended

 

[Wunderwaft]

You know if they give Ganon the TP sword then he and Dracula are pretty much even as again, OoE confirms Dracula's own power can kill him, bypassing the 'holy weapon' stuff. Though then their other feats become important, and I'm not enough of a Zelda fan to tell, but **** like Julius Belmont Grand Cross might be stronger than anything Ganon's been hit by

I'm more interested if they're gonna go with the "Dracula is multiversal" nonsense or if they're gonna be more realistic about him. Because I have a hard time believing a multiversal being can get taken down by normal humans.

 

[Shyy_Guy595]

Well, I just want them to correct Luigi's stats because "struggles to lift a large radish" as his best strength feat was really ****ing stupid.

Especially now that Mario beat Sonic in their little rematch.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

You really gonna downplay Guts and the fact that he can fling a giant slab of iron with immense speed and all his other **** huh? DB often ****s the bed but Guts being ridiculous ain't one of those cases

I mean the way they described it they make it seem any demon. May as well pit him against Dark Schneider. Can't lose that right despite the odds?

Just got off my day job, anything interesting going on around here today?

Discussing how inaccurate Death Battle is with most of their fights.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

You missed out on some great fights, fam

For real me and my friends saw Sasuke VS Hiei a few days ago and I stopped reading Naruto YEARS ago so imagine my shock at the absolute bull**** Sasuke had like SLICING GODDAMN MOON I ****ING HATE ANIME

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Got Link's Awakening for my birthday. I'm enjoying it a lot so far.

 

[Metal Shop X]

How would you feel if you were on your bike and Ryu said "**** you"

There was a problem fetching the tweet

I thought it was going to be Green Biker Dude from MMX2.

Well, he is still green and riding a bike, soooooooooo......it count?

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Can't forget my favorite.

Toph can react to any attack before it begins.

Toph vs. Every character in fiction anyone?

 

[Shyy_Guy595]

Got Link's Awakening for my birthday. I'm enjoying it a lot so far.

Glad you're enjoying it! And happy birthday! Sorry if it's late

 

[Opossum]

This is one of the reasons why I stopped watching Death Battle long ago.

Then why criticize Falcon vs Johnny Cage, one of their more recent fights?

 

[Michael the Spikester]

For real me and my friends saw Sasuke VS Hiei a few days ago and I stopped reading Naruto YEARS ago so imagine my shock at the absolute bull**** Sasuke had like SLICING GODDAMN MOON I ****ING HATE ANIME

Hiei's a much better character but I don't deny Sasuke would solo the entire YYH universe.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I mean the way they described it they make it seem any demon. May as well pit him against Dark Schneider. Can't lose that right despite the odds?

Discussing how inaccurate Death Battle is with most of their fights.

Guts is able to swing heavy slabs of metal like they're nothing, has a suit of armour that lets bypass pain or broken limbs and his slab has supernatural power to kill ghosts. I think you're waaaay too focused on a side comment which is meant to convey that Guts constantly gets ****ed up yet is able to endure it, meaning all those wounds are stuff he's survived

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Guts is able to swing heavy slabs of metal like they're nothing, has a suit of armour that lets bypass pain or broken limbs and his slab has supernatural power to kill ghosts. I think you're waaaay too focused on a side comment which is meant to convey that Guts constantly gets ****ed up yet is able to endure it, meaning all those wounds are stuff he's survived

I'm not saying the episode was wrong because it had the right winner. Its just their reason because "He kills demons everyday". Right winner, wrong reasoning. Should of explained that he was stronger, faster and more durable.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I'm not saying the episode was wrong because it had the right winner. Its just their reason because "He kills demons everyday". Right winner, wrong reasoning. Should of explained that he was stronger, faster and more durable.

It's been a few years since I saw it but I'm pretty sure them saying that is meant to be the short version of it. An actual example of right winner and wrong reasoning is Sol VS Ragna as they ****ed up on the lore on BOTH of them which downplayed both

 

[Lamperouge]

Got Link's Awakening for my birthday. I'm enjoying it a lot so far.

Yeah, it's great.

Best Zelda game on the Switch.

 

[Shyy_Guy595]

Actually, apparently that's considered a wrong DB since Soul Calibur gets ****ing crazy in terms of power.

I wouldn't know, but apparently calculations were made around sone cloud parting which seems to be the big craze nowadays

Also apparently statements of destroying planets or whatever but meh

 

[Wunderwaft]

Either way the biggest strength of Death Battle for me are the animations. Watching a fight is much more exciting than reading about it. It's why I like stuff like One Minute Melee which threw the research part away and focused purely on animations. (Even if it sometimes results in hilarious mismatches like Cell vs Meruem)

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Jeese i’m Sorry I brought it up.

 

[Shyy_Guy595]

Lol at least it sparked more discussion.