So, I'm happy, but now I'm angry, disturbed and scared

[9Kplus1]

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*Note, this really isn't the type of blog where everyone can get a quick laugh (though, you might get one). This is actually something serious that I need to get off of my chest so without further adieu:

Well, let's start off from the happy:

My mom agreed to pay for my Wii's repair in the next couple of weeks and my dad is going to buy me another SSBB disc sometime soon. I met a girl a few days ago and with very little effort, I got her number. My life is preeeety nice, isn't it?

Now for the anger:

I left my account on the "family" computer logged on and my brother overloaded my desktop with pictures, ruined my facebook/myspace/twitter- free history and managed to leave his usual musty smell near the computer.

Now for the disturbed:

Well, I saw two things near the computer that creeped me the **** out: an old (well, from my perspective)paper towel and an open container of hair grease. From there, I'm just tempted to check my own history and what do I find? Tons of gay porn, on my history >.>.

So now I'm just scared to leave the computer on at all. Though, I did get my revenge; his account has no password on it, so I did the honor of creating one. Now, he can't use the computer at all, mwahaha. It's a bit uncalled for an immature, but it was deserved as this wasn't the first time something like this has happened.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I am lol'ing so hard. So ****ing hard.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

to just the tittle. wecome to my mind. scary isn't it?

 

[Falconv1.0]

to just the tittle. wecome to my mind. scary isn't it?

Nope, it isn't.

People trying to convince others how super crazy different/weird they are makes me lol and cry.


^__________^

 

[9Kplus1]

Nope, it isn't.

People trying to convince others how super crazy different/weird they are makes me lol and cry.


^__________^

That's ******** and you know it.

to just the tittle. wecome to my mind. scary isn't it?

...yes. it's okay for me to be scared... right?

 

[BIG~D]

i thought it was fine in the beginning but as i read down i started laughing uncontrolably

 

[demonictoonlink]

People trying to convince others how super crazy different/weird they are makes me lol and cry.

1,000,000 what Falcon said.

Get *****, straked ^^

I don't think the OP gets that Falconv1.0 is praising him...

 

[9Kplus1]

I don't think the OP gets that Falconv1.0 is praising him...

I was trying to troll him, but maybe you're missing the point >.>. Eh, maybe I'm trying too hard.

 

[demonictoonlink]

Eh...The thing is that I don't know you like...at all...So I don't know if you're just an intelligent poster or your average internet ******... I should have been able to tell by the well-written blog. You win this time!

 

[Katapultar]

I guess they are only interwined by a computer, otherwise, it seems normal to me, good and bad. Actually, the whole story is funny and weird.

 

[Barge]

Your brother sounds like a major douche. Hahah, ***** got what he deserved.

 

[Grey Belnades]

Well at least you got even <.<

 

[Chaco]

Hair grease? Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

[El Nino]

So now I'm just scared to leave the computer on at all.

As you should be, since he's now locked out of his own account and has no other way of looking up gay porn unless he does it under your name.

EDIT: Banner ad on top of the page says, "Smash Hand Jobs Paying from $14-76 Per Hour That You Can Train for Now"

Not sure if I'm interpreting that correctly. Well, hey, we are in a global recession.

 

[Mota]

So instead of burning the computer, you decide to touch it and change his password. Fair enough.

this wasn't the first time something like this has happened.

Whta do you mean this isnt the first time...WHAT ELSE HAS HAPPENEDD!?!

 

[Falconv1.0]

Eh, maybe I'm trying too hard.

Yeah pretty much this.

Now let's see if krewman comes here as well to let me know that everyone who has ever laughed at my trolling is wrong, and that apparently he is speaking for the masses about how bad I am at trolling. =D

 

[The Dinkoman]

I can't see my quote... WHY CAN'T I SEE MY QUOTE?

Btw, that sucks.

 

[Espy Rose]

Yeah pretty much this.

Now let's see if krewman comes here as well to let me know that everyone who has ever laughed at my trolling is wrong, and that apparently he is speaking for the masses about how bad I am at trolling. =D

Wait, someone actually cares about your trolling?

Oh, and to stay on topic:

That story was hilarious.

 

[1UPChris]

****ing hilarous. You should hold that against your brother for the rest of his life.

 

[prince_of_darkness]

This has to be some sort of joke......................Lol, well, i'm laughing XD

 

[Heartz♥]

I'm not going to lie, I am lmao-ing so hard right now after reading the disturbed.

 

[ndayday]

Hair grease?

o.0

 

[Apollo$]

The hair grease part is just, ugh

 

[OutlawStar]

Tell your brother to use Ctrl+Shift+Delete, you could hold it over his head, that weirdo.

 

[Barge]

The hair grease part is just, ugh

Yeah, there's better options that won't ****ing make your junk break out or some ****.

 

[PhoenixoKaZe]

Yaays for the happy

Lulz for the disturbed

boo for the sad

 

[Man of Popsicle]

I would tell your parents.
What are siblings for?
Get that f@g out of your house :0!

 

[9Kplus1]

I would tell your parents.
What are siblings for?
Get that f@g out of your house :0!

I wish that were possible >_>. Unfortunately, telling my parents hasn't worked at all and keeping him away from the computer is the only way that I can, well, "punish" him. btw, He's 22 for those who are curious.

 

[illinialex24]

This is hilarious

 

[9Kplus1]

This is hilarious

awwww... I love you, too.

 

[XFadingNirvanaX]

lmao this made my day. An old paper towel, hair grease, and gay porn....It sounds like a disturbing riddle.

 

[Falconv1.0]

lmao this made my day. An old paper towel, hair grease, and gay porn....It sounds like a disturbing riddle.

If by riddle you mean obvious "dude's a ***" indicator.

 

[Deleted member]

Hair grease... that just made my day!

 

[9Kplus1]

If by riddle you mean obvious "dude's a ***" indicator.

sigh, the mystery of censorship. swf, i love you :/.
---
Glad to make everyone happy :/. Being scared to touch my own keyboard (yes, my keyboard) or go afk makes people happy, apparently >_>.

I think I'm gonna go to sleep for around 18 hours and try to forget this ever happened.

 

[Teran]

Younger Brothers' Army for great justice!
Kid sounds too good, but it's a shame he got caught.

My bro never caught the gay porn I looked at on his computer, although I did f*** his files up sometimes for fun.

Younger brothers take too much bull**** abuse, it's why we're all basically gay sociopaths.

 

[Falconv1.0]

sigh, the mystery of censorship. swf, i love you :/.

Think of all the three letter cuss words censored on SWF, now think of all the ones that start with f and end with "lol dude's a man lover"

Teran you never cease to amaze me.

 

[XFadingNirvanaX]

sigh, the mystery of censorship. swf, i love you :/.
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Glad to make everyone happy :/. Being scared to touch my own keyboard (yes, my keyboard) or go afk makes people happy, apparently >_>.

I think I'm gonna go to sleep for around 18 hours and try to forget this ever happened.

It's funny yet scary/creepy. Honestly if my older brother did that I'd be scared too. It'll all blow over eventually....right?

 

[Heartz♥]

Don't be too disturbed, mon ami. Some guys who enjoy watching men butt bang each other aren't even gay nor bisexual.

10 times out of 10 I am wrong, though.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Don't be too disturbed, mon ami. Some guys who enjoy watching men butt bang each other aren't even gay nor bisexual.

10 times out of 10 I am wrong, though.

You're either wrong or your friends are liars.

Or both.

 

[finalark]

If that happened to me... I'd find a way to leave the ******* without internet for a month. And don't forget, kids: When using a computer that isn't personally yours, log out of all of your accounts.