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Surely there must be a way to reach such a dangerously high level of testosterone.
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Most epic hundredth post everNo one can answer that, some actually think he is God, others argue his Knee caused the Big Bang. Whatever you believe, Captain Falcon is the father of all that is man, an individual who needs to be respected, feared, and envied all together. Anyone who questions his manliness will not be punished instantly, as Falcon is a patient entity.
It is not until that heretic expires that they pass on to the afterlife, in which they will be the subject to an eternity of torture... All because Falcon wanted to give them a chance and they wouldn't take it.
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...That makes perfect sense. o_oAncient lore speaks of an archaic bloodline of manliness, wrought from the most macho pedigree in history. The lineage is believed to have begun in two veins, one begotten from Almighty Zeus himself, and his long-lost brother Thor, the other drawn from the great fire of Prometheus, brother of Atlas the Titan. The Dead Sea Scrolls say that these two sources united in Hercules, half man and half god, combining Prometheus' fire with the great strength of Zeus and the power of Thor. Hercules used these traits to create a twin weapons so great and so just that they was to be kept secret and be passed down to each male in this sacred order of testosterone knights. These techniques were passed down to Achilles, the next warrior in the bloodline, and used on the field of battle to ransack Troy. Later, according to Tacitus the Archiver, during the invasion of Sparta by Xerxes, King Leonidas drew on the power of the sacred lineage to massacre hordes of Persian heathens. According to the inscriptions at Stonehenge, this bloodline has been manifest in both Mr. T and Chuck Norris, whose mohawk and roundhouse kicks, respectively, are visibly a product of Zeus himself. Captain Falcon draws his great masculinity from this heritage as its most recent descendant, using the Promethian Fire in the mighty Falcon Punch (formerly termed the Phoenix Fist by its true creator, Hercules) and the Great Lightning of Thor for his Righteous Knee
LOLOLOL QUOTE AND SIG'DCaptain Falcon once Falcon Punched a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
Someone's just bitter that their huge paragraph of text has gone on to be less appreciated than 2 sentences from someone else. Cheer up pal, I still like youall he did was rip a chuck norris joke and put captain falcon in his place
Thanks for trying to help Banana, but it's fine. Promise. I don't mind ignoring it if it'll keep the thread from going down in drama. XPSomeone's just bitter that their huge paragraph of text has gone on to be less appreciated than 2 sentences from someone else. Cheer up pal, I still like you
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL too good i'm dying right now this was too funny LMFAOCaptain Falcon once Falcon Punched a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
He doped up on too much good stuff in 64 and Melee, and having dropped the goods, he now suffers from withdrawl symptoms.The real question is... how did he get less manly in brawl?
He didnt get less manly he just told the game makers to make him appear weaker than he is in real life so that way he always kicks more *** in real life then expected.The real question is... how did he get less manly in brawl?