HELLO, l DID ENJOY OF THE SMASHTURBATING
Alright, so it was another very fun get together and blah blah blah, the usual. Thanks to everyone who came, and to the vast majority who didn't well...you just suck. Anyway, shoutz:
LuninSpectra (aka. David): Your Fox...it is homoerotic. I don't know how you turn on your technical beam, but I need to know, **** it! I must learn the ways of Lunining. Anyway, thanks for hosting and thanks a lot for letting me stay overnight and eat the vast majority of your food. btw I think you have my camera. I'll come get it in a week or so.
QUADNAN: <caps because I want everyone to notice. I don't even think we played, but meh, we play a lot anyway. Thanks so much for helping me out on Saturday.
Mike: lol Falcon. Needs more fast. Marth is awesome as always, you've got some new tricks to sandbag me, too. Me and my Action Replay will always be the king of sandbagging though.
Eric: Oh god, your Marth is so straight, its bordering on homophobic. I hate to say it but you spam f smash and counter WAY TOO MUCH. Not just because it annoys the living hell out of me but because it screws you over. Watch videos and learn how to combo and stuff. Counter gets you out of situations but you cant combo out of it because you're lagged for liek 2 second after it which is pretty suck. Your spikes are beautiful. You've improved a lot since last time, so keep it up. Just try to get a little faster and make sure to always watch carefully so you can land every tipper.
Marco: You're funny, and you're fun to play with. The best part is when I get 0-5000% comboed by your Falco </sarcasm>. I'm kidding, it makes for crazy matches. I kind of wish you would try in tournaments but I understand and empathize with your reasoning, so whatever. You're still awesome regardless.
Mox: yay, your Peach is pretty good considering you missed a few months. Good stuff though...those matches were fun. Keep training.
Mikey: =[ you're so much better now. You live with David, so you'll probably be better than me in no time. Keep it up.
Jake: lol, that Samus ditto was fun. I think I could have beaten you though. Next time. Also next time we should actually play. Anyway, congratz on winning.
Ambrose: wow, I finally faced you, after hearing about you for like a year. Your set of characters is pretty awesome, although its too bad we didn't get too into that match with your Sheik. Next time, hopefully.
Nate: BRINSTAR!!!! that was ****, it should have been recorded. 68% and four stock...just wow. Next time i'm going Sheik on you XD. ggs
Bernerd Bernard (sorry, typo): holy ****, DK. I'm going to have nightmares. Anyway, I'm glad you made it on saturday, and thanks for all the tips with DK.
Anyway, overall it was a pretty quiet tournament, but lots of fun nonetheless. Staying up until 5 AM playing smash wins. anyway, I'm out, see you all next time. And for all you lazy moth****ers that didn't come because you didn't feel like it, you just suck. I'm gonna 12.5 stock you all, unless you come next time.
PS. DOWN B
EDIT: I'll have informations on starfurry when I come back from camping (again).
