TBH I never said Poochy was even likely, nor was I trying to convince anyone that he was or wasn't.
Poochy is a more obscure character, but there are better ways of getting your point across than telling people they're delusional and that you're the one with the most "logical" and "right" opinion. Because, y'know, that's all these posts and speculation of ours is: Subjective opinions guided by our own biases and what we perceive to be true, regardless of what actually is true.
None of us are Sakurai or a Nintendo employee, and they're the ones who are making the product and know what's happening with it. We know nothing, and therefore, can not objectively say what is or isn't happening and try to put down others for disagreeing by claiming they're somehow not as "logical". All we have is speculation and ideas, and to try and force our own onto others and then criticize them for disagreeing is kind of rude IMO.