So after Joker, I just kinda called off making a list of official predictions that I proudly display, especially since Nintendo has said the remaining four will be as big a surprise as Piranha Plant and Joker.
However, it’s been over two weeks now and I think I have some ideas. The main thing holding me back is not knowing whether or not it will consist entirely of third parties, which I think is a genuine possibility. Because of this, I’ve made two lists of predictions: one of just third parties, and one of a mix of first and third parties.
The order doesn’t really matter. It’s just a quickly thought out hypothetical of how I think they might release if the list was correct.
Mix:
1. Joker
2. Erdrick
3. Porky
4. Sylux
5. Banjo
Just Third Party
1. Joker
2. Erdrick
3. Lloyd
4. Crash
5. Banjo
I really think all of these characters would be surprises. Yes, that could be argued for characters like Erdrick, Sylux, and Porky, but think about it from the perspective of the average Nintendo or general gaming fan. They don’t follow leaks regarding stuff like the fabled Square Rep and Erdrick, and don’t analyze the 1299 character-long list of spirits to find notable missing names like Sylux and Porky.
I do want to give Poochie and honorable mention though, since having Yarn Poochie and not regular Poochie is pretty weird. If I had to put him over someone it’d definitely be Sylux.
Sylux’s exclusion is less weird than Porky’s in my eyes where much minor Earthbound and Mother 3 characters like Buzz Buzz and Ness’s dad got in over one of the few characters to have major roles in multiple games. Plus next year IS Mother’s 30th Anniversary AND the “Year of the Pig,” so I wouldn’t be surprised to see that used in some remake of EB or M3, or even just a release of M3 on Switch.