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Smash Legend
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Wow...Why are we roasting Yoshi?
Pichu and Pikachu and Kirby don’t have much more than generic personalities either.
Fire Emblem characters are shallow, too. They speak, but they all sound like children in a play.
Samus doesn’t talk. And just wanders around being future Link basically. Fighting monsters because it’s cool. Her most expressive game was also the worst of them.
Wario is just a douche.
Mario is Italian. Not really his strong suit.
Snake is a real character.
Simon and Richter, with all the personality they seem to exude, never said anything. They just fought monsters. The story is their saving grace, just like the majority of characters.
Sheik and Zelda at least have some rhyme or reason.
Rob is ....
Duck Hunt...snickers and makes expressions and is somehow friends with his master’s kill.
Megaman....a hero who fights renegade robots.
Sonic the freaking hedgehog has more personality than most of these wannabe protagonists and that...isn’t impressive.
Ganondorf is better than Link regarding lore and personality. He has history. He has motives. He...is an idiot and fails all the time, but his dialogue is sometimes better than a generic villain. Sometimes.
Ryu and Ken have some neat story...but it’s not really central to the game either. You’re better off watching ONE animation and ONE live action. Ignore the rest.
There really aren’t many characters in the roster who have much of a fleshed out personality at all. Most of the personalities of Nintendo characters are somewhat assumed because fans all have head canon.
You just straight up offended everyone on Smashboards.