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Snake: I've always wondered this about Pac-Man: are those yellow dots that he constantly eats even supposed to be edible? Are they even supposed to be something other than just generic dots? What do they even taste like?
Colonel: Nobody knows for sure, Snake, and since Pac-Man seems to be fine with consuming ghosts, who knows if those dots were truly meant to be edible. It seems like he'll just eat anything that's standing in his way, or die trying.
Snake: Not to mention, he's also tossing perfectly good fruit around, shouldn't he be eating that stuff instead? At least there's no juice stains left behind from them, they're hard to wash out of my sneaking suits...
Colonel: That's the least of your worries, Snake, focus on keeping your distance from Pac-Man since he hits the hardest up close. However, you should keep your eye out for any bouncing fire hydrants, they hit harder than most other moves that Pac-Man has.
Snake: Bouncing fire hydrants? Where in the world does he get something like that?! Geez, for one of the most iconic characters in gaming history, he's also probably the strangest as well.