Complacency and banality festers in the hearts of gamers everywhere. A faceless menace now takes shape. Their ranks grow with every defector; our numbers shrink with every deserter. Borne of hopelessness and inadequacy, the enemy now poises itself to envelop all that is good and true in the viscous bile of misguided aggression.
But all is not lost for those with the will to stand and fight. Knowing your enemy is the quickest path to victory.
Know this: where there is strength in numbers there is personal weakness. They know this; that is why their first objective is Hyrule Temple. They seek it with all desperation and they will use any and all means necessary to claim it. If they are successful, you must be prepared to use Sonic, R.O.B., Pit, Fox, or any number of fast/flying characters capable of temple pursuit depending on their proficiency in cowardice.
Fight with all fervor, but do not be so quick to reveal your main. Until there is dire need for it, keep your greatest weapon in concealment. If you find yourself losing with consistency, lick your wounds and switch characters.
If their numbers are too great and/or you simply cannot win, you must withdraw. You are no good to us KO'd.
Lastly, you must be prepared for anything. Try to verse yourself in as many characters and stages as possible in accordance with your skill level. Choosing Random is ever a noble call, but be aware that you may get Peach three times.
Fight! Use taunts wisely, hold no punches (especially Falcon Punches) and remain steadfast in your charge. Fight until they are utterly vanquished and quit Brawl forever. Spamming projectiles and other moves such as Ether is a good idea because they are likely to blame Brawl in lieu of blocking/punishing.
But all is not lost for those with the will to stand and fight. Knowing your enemy is the quickest path to victory.
Know this: where there is strength in numbers there is personal weakness. They know this; that is why their first objective is Hyrule Temple. They seek it with all desperation and they will use any and all means necessary to claim it. If they are successful, you must be prepared to use Sonic, R.O.B., Pit, Fox, or any number of fast/flying characters capable of temple pursuit depending on their proficiency in cowardice.
Fight with all fervor, but do not be so quick to reveal your main. Until there is dire need for it, keep your greatest weapon in concealment. If you find yourself losing with consistency, lick your wounds and switch characters.
If their numbers are too great and/or you simply cannot win, you must withdraw. You are no good to us KO'd.
Lastly, you must be prepared for anything. Try to verse yourself in as many characters and stages as possible in accordance with your skill level. Choosing Random is ever a noble call, but be aware that you may get Peach three times.
Fight! Use taunts wisely, hold no punches (especially Falcon Punches) and remain steadfast in your charge. Fight until they are utterly vanquished and quit Brawl forever. Spamming projectiles and other moves such as Ether is a good idea because they are likely to blame Brawl in lieu of blocking/punishing.
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