ZERO bad stages - Halberd vs. Snake? Brinstar vs. Wario? FD vs. Diddy? Japes vs. Falco (where it's legal)?
ZERO bad match-ups - Melee Fox had no bad matches either. All of the top tier characters can sure as hell contend with MK.
Dominates MOST medium-large scale events - The best players play him. Also, look at NJ--ADHD and Atomsk win everything when M2K isn't present, basically.
5 jumps+glide - can't argue
4 recovery options(all B moves) - can't argue
ABSOLUTE AWESOME priority - His attacks all have transcended priority, not real priority. He can always be traded with. By the same token, though, nothing can stop his attacks (minus glide attack, tornado, and drill rush).
Fastest down smash in the game(correct me if im wrong) which has good KO power - Hits on frame 5, wouldn't be surprised if there's one that hits on 4. Even if it's the fastest to come out, "he has the adjective-est move!" isn't a valid argument...Marth has the fastest up B, Luigi has the strongest one. So what? Also, the dsmash is -25 frames on block IIRC...super easy to punish.
AMAZING ground dodge - His spot dodge isn't that good, especially not compared to DDD's/Falco's.
Most of his attacks come out fast and end fast - Yeah? So do Sheik's. His lack of lag is a huge benefactor to him, but he's certainly punishable and avoidable.
Nearly EVERYBODY has him as a main or 2nd or falls back on him when losing. notice the increased meta dittos in the top 10 placings. - can't argue
2-3 frame u-air that can be comboed into tornado or UP+B for low as gimp kills - can't argue
tilt locks - Nope. Dtilt isn't a true jab lock.
wall tilt locks - Nope. SDI up and away, you can get out of dtilt on the wall.
Invincibility on his UP+B(while on ground) - For 3 frames. Marth and Bowser have the same thing. The invincibility never consistently plays a part in things, other than like, up Bing Snake's grenades.
DECIMATES over half the cast - G&W ***** more characters, and even harder. Seriously, he invalidates them harder than MK does. Also, most of those characters don't even matter because they're not tournament viable anyway.
Tornado that eats thru ALL shields(if they are slightly weakened) - Even if a shield has been damaged about 20%, you can still shield the entire tornado. Angle your shield up...
A ledge stalling tech that is UN-PUNISHABLE if done right( i have serveral quotes from m2k on this) - Planking is already banned, and where it isn't, it can be without banning the character. Marth can plank like a ***** too, doesn't make it any fairer when he does it instead of MK. Banworthy tactics (Infinite Dimensional Cape) that aren't a natural part of the character's moveset (grab release 0-deaths, DDD's standing infinites) can't be used in an argument like this...
And theres more im not even remembering right now. - You're also forgetting that Diddy, Snake, Wario and Falco all go **** close to even with him, if not even. Also, Wario and Snake win on their counterpicks.
Yeah, he's the best character. By much? Not at all. Yeah, he has an easy learning curve. Has a random scrub placed top 5 at a tournament with him yet? Not to my knowledge. Yeah, he has huge tournament dominance. Could the players who are making money with him not do so with other characters? Many of them definitely could due to their prowess as individual players.