Come on guys, I am disappointed. What about seeing Wario draw Shantae? If anyone can capture Shantae's image, it's Wario. Just look at this man's art skills.
Beautiful.
Anyway, back to Shantae. We have discussed Palutena's Guidance to death, but never really what would happen if Snake were to codec Shantae, at least from what I recall. I am curious how someone like Snake would react to Shantae.
[Snake]
Otacon, who's this girl in front of me...? She keeps dancing, but not like the types of dancing you'd usually see these days...
[Otacon]
Dancing? Oh, you must mean belly-dancing. That would be Shantae. Shantae is a genie from Sequin Land. She possesses a unique variety of abilities, including transformation, which she can activate by performing certain dances. However, she mainly attacks with her hair.
[Snake]
Hmm...a genie, huh...? Looks like more of an ordinary girl with a ponytail, if you ask me...
[Otacon]
No, Snake. She may look like an ordinary human-being, but that's only because she's chosen to keep a human form.
[Snake]
Huh...that's kind of confusing...does this mean she'll grant me three wishes if I asked her?
[Otacon]
Uh... actually, I'm not entirely sure. But! If you decide to, make sure you wish for me an endless supply of mabo curry!
[Snake]
I don't even know what that is...
[Otacon]
Nevermind that, Snake. Just watch out for her attacks. She's a sweet girl, but cross her and you may end up with lashes all over your body.
[Snake]
Hng... interesting. Got it.
[Otacon]
Oh! Wait, Snake! Make sure to ask for a large side of guacamole! Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
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Well, I tried.