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Sakurai Says...

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Chaos_Tyrant

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Sakurai says: we are gonna change the title, its now super bum fights

Sakurai says: the only characters in the game are now Dragon ball characters

Sakurai says: you need to buy an expansion pack to play it

Sakurai says: Our new Nintendo icon is Fabio
 
OmegaXXII

OmegaXXII

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Brawl will be renamed Super Smash Brothers Champions and also Sakurai announces that they game has been dalayed due to new third party characters getting into brawl and it will now be released in 2009.
 
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Legolastom

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The game is finished now and we are going to release it early in 2006... but seeing thats in the past we wont release it in this dimension but 2006 i another dimension.
 
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Legolastom

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Lol thats the best yet but it would not be if it was not for all of us here so give your selves a pat on the back.
 
Hydde

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Sakurai: "Due to a overwelming choice in our last poll, finally Captain Falcon will have a special costume with short pants and topless, yeah u heard it!,TOPLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, now capt falcon users will not have to imagine how the nipples of the hunky captain looks like!"
 
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Legolastom

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Sakurai says: "I was drunk one night and accidentally deleted everything we ever did for this game sorry"
 
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Zeela12

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Hydde said:
Sakurai: "Due to a overwelming choice in our last poll, finally Captain Falcon will have a special costume with short pants and topless, yeah u heard it!,TOPLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, now capt falcon users will not have to imagine how the nipples of the hunky captain looks like!"
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Capt Falcon will also have 2 forms, from the Z-suit Falcon you can finally clearly see that Capt Falcon is a Woman!

That would also explain the man nipples.
 
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Gerakobittsu

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Sakurai says: MINDGAMES'D YOU!!!!!!!

Sakurai says: Captain Falcon is confirmed and will be made into god tier with the following moveset:

A: Short-hopped knee

F-tilt: Sheik's dash attack

U-tilt: Ganondorf's U-tilt with one frame of lag

D-tilt: Falco's D-tilt

F-smash: Mario's F-Smash with one frame of lag

U-smash: Fox's U-smash with one frame of lag

Fair: Shiek's fair

Dair: Falco's dair

Bair: Marth's fair

Uair: upwards knee

B: Falcon Punch (Now with 0 lag!!)

Side B: Falcon Kick (Now with more priority and knockback!)

Up B: Mewtwo's Teleport

Down B: Fox's Shine

(Oh god... lol)

Sakurai says: I added the Hot Pockets Master as a playable character! "You no hungry for Smash Bros.! You hungry for...HOT POCKETTTTTTT!!!!!111!!!!1"
 
Doggalina

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Gerakobittsu said:
Sakurai says: Captain Falcon is confirmed and will be made into god tier with the following moveset:

A: Short-hopped knee

F-tilt: Sheik's dash attack

U-tilt: Ganondorf's U-tilt with one frame of lag

D-tilt: Falco's D-tilt

F-smash: Mario's F-Smash with one frame of lag

U-smash: Fox's U-smash with one frame of lag

Fair: Shiek's fair

Dair: Falco's dair

Bair: Marth's fair

Uair: upwards knee

B: Falcon Punch (Now with 0 lag!!)

Side B: Falcon Kick (Now with more priority and knockback!)

Up B: Mewtwo's Teleport

Down B: Fox's Shine
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Considering that Sakurai said that Brawl will have more "fan service", this is quite possible due to the fact that everybody loves Captain Falcon. Also, how is that the worst that could happen? Falcon players would rejoice!
 
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Zeela12

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In order to reduce the amount of violence for the American Released version, there will no longer be fighting in SSBB.
 
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Gerakobittsu

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Doggalina said:
Considering that Sakurai said that Brawl will have more "fan service", this is quite possible due to the fact that everybody loves Captain Falcon. Also, how is that the worst that could happen? Falcon players would rejoice!
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Hah, good point. I main Falcon, too, but that moveset is way too broken, even for Falcon's extreme awesomeness and golden-nippletude!! Tourneys will end up being Falcon Ditto Extravaganzas (now that you say it...BRING ON THE BROKEN FALCONNNNN!!!) lol
 
flammableoranges

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Sakurai Says: There is a Giant Crab Boss, And you will need to flip it and hit its weak point for massive damage

Sakurai Says: Newcomer: Chuck Norris

Sakurai Says: All work on Brawl has been postponed for the benefit of SMASH BROS: THE MOVIE Coming Summer of 2010

Sakurai Says: In AD 2101 War was beginning

Sakurai Says: Rests hitbox is now 5x larger

Sakurai Says: There are now Loading Screens

Sakurai Says: All characters will be miis dressed in costumes

Sakurai Says: I am officially changing my name to hitler

Hitler Sakurai Says: World War Three!!! noobs
 
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180OP

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Sakurai says "Air dodges and shields are out, you will blow into the DS's microphone (new ds headstrap included) to ward off attacks"
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ROFL that was hilarious.

Sakurai says "Nintendo has sold itself to Microsoft, and now they will be including Master Chief into the Smash Brawl roster......(sobs)....He will have Captain Falcon's moves by the way."
 
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Legolastom

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Miyamoto says: "I was not pleased at how link seems to be missing 2 strands of hair from his twilight princess self... the game has been canceled"
 
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Fault

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Sakurai Says: Time Matches are still the default game type.
Sakurai Says: For that matter, we got rid of Stock matches. They're just silly.
Sakurai Says: We didn't bother to fix the physics glitch that's used to wavedash.
Sakurai Says: To even the playing field, we weakened Fox, Marth, Roy, Samus, and Link. ... Oh, and Mewtwo.
Sakurai Says: The Great Fox stage is even smaller.
Sakurai Says: All online matches will be against random opponents.

... That last one is probably a best case scenario with the stupid 'Friend Codes' thing Nintendo does. :urg:
 
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Legolastom

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We have decided to release smash bros on the game boy pocket instead!

(And smausrules what you think of my Kirby game so far?)
 
Dylan_Tnga

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Sakurai says : Since everyone *****es so god**** ****ing much about character balance, I decided to make everyone suck as much as Pichu. WHOS BROKEN NOW *******S?!?
 
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Sakurai Says : Due to complaints from melee players about these androids named ''Ken and Isai'' A moves have been removed from the game. And if you try to edgehog someone, you will be arrested by the ****ing cops.
 
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Sensai

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^^^

Haha...

Sakurai says: Due to the fact that online did SO well in Europe, we're going to give them Brawl before the Americas and Japan. That way, we can fix all the bugs and things before releasing it in those areas.
 
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k!llsw!tch

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Sakurai says " Captain Falcon has knees growing all over his body so when he touches you
are instantly KO'd"

Sakurai says " Kirby can hold you in his mouth as long as he wants"

Sakurai says " You type messages using something like the PSP keyboard"

Sakurai says " Brawl is now a card playing game"
 
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Legolastom

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Sensai said:
^^^

Haha...

Sakurai says: Due to the fact that online did SO well in Europe, we're going to give them Brawl before the Americas and Japan. That way, we can fix all the bugs and things before releasing it in those areas.
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And all the copies shipped to America were stolen by terrorists (Terrorists now resort to stealing instead of bombing).

Anyway now to the bad point...

Sakurai says: "The controller used for brawl is a brand new one that connects to your wii and its so easy to get! all you have to do is send us a (Not yours specifically) credit card and we will ship the controller of to your address (Only applies to Japanese gamers) NOTE: if you don't live in japan to bad because its illegal now for you to import them"
 
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