Rule #2: Never listen to Fino +1

[williamwsharp]

oh hey guys how it going?

 

[Sky Pirate]

Ah... "Wwilliam", no?
It goes fine, just a bit tired. And yourself?

EDIT: Wait, what happened to your old account?

 

[asob4]

Im drunk :D

 

[ToferTheHuman]

So is Tofer <3

 

[williamwsharp]

i completly forgot the password and i made a new hotmail so i decided to make a new one here
-------> Lazyness....

Today were having at this country a noobs tournament lol. Top players are forbidden to participate, we just go a check the noobs out and help them with MUs and stuff, winner of the tourney becomes noob of the year Lmfao, but its a pretty good event, you find new people playing and wanting to participate, the first noob tourney was held at my house about a year ago, and about 40 noobs participated! i needed more house space xD

I so wanna go to the states to play with you guys, i feel like the competitive level here is going low, its been my 3rd tourney in a row ive won first and i hold the #1 rank in this country, and ive been playing with the nubs lately... i feel im losing professional level

 

[Asa]

you were supposed to be in my pool at genesis i think :l

 

[Jane]

Im drunk :D

So is Tofer <3

at the time of those writings, i was pretty sloshed myself.

well, not sloshed, but you know

 

[asob4]

Yay alcohol

 

[DtJ Hilt]

So is Tofer <3

Late but so was I

 

[asob4]

Imagine all the olis got shwasted together :o

 

[ToferTheHuman]

That would be rather enjoyable, let's all meet somewhere and get drunk.

 

[williamwsharp]

All olis wasted? jujujujuju

troll mode on

 

[yoshi8984]

Yay just learned how to Pluck Cancel and Ledge Pluck :D Now I have a greater mindgame to use against my opponents

 

[asob4]

You're all too far. Imma just get ****faced at home :D


Again. Mmmm beer

 

[Hai Im Fearless]

Sup guys? Remember me?

I can't ****ing find my super huge adderall post about olimar's fair and conditioning opponents it took me forever to write someone help :X

 

[asob4]

Omg hai fearless :3

I can't help you. Too drunk

 

[Sky Pirate]

Sup guys? Remember me?

I can't ****ing find my super huge adderall post about olimar's fair and conditioning opponents it took me forever to write someone help :X

It's this one, no?

Fair comes out in 7 frames ladies and gentlemen. Only 3 frames after jab. Use it to punish quick things like spot dodges and rolls.

Now, I'm not going to type a lot because this doesn't take a lot of words to explain.

F-air is Olimar's best spacing move!

-It's safe as hell if you fastfall and hit with only the tip of it whether or not they are shielding (the ****ing definition of safety... yellows get mad range for this). This is where you force the opponent into a reset of options. See what he does the first time, and expect it the second, or expect a mixup if you're playing a good player.
-Yellows prevents you from getting owned by long range transcend chars (mk marth). Yellow dair ****ing ***** MK's up b and up air spam.
-There are many mixup opportunities. Take for example this one I learned while fighting DSF. I faired him a lot in game 1 and wasn't really using side B just kinda fairing too much and lost 2 stock. Second game I started side b camping and mixing it up with aggresive but safe fairs, ended up being last hit but he won again. Third game, at the very start, I ran up to him short hop fast falled no attack and immediatly grabbed his shield. He had gotten so used to my fair pattern that I could do this to him for a large portion of the match. Fair conditioned my opponent to walk into my grabs, and he is a pro. I ended up 2 stocking him in this match. All on battlefield, and he won a close game on brinstar in game 4.
-On castle seige coming down from being hit up, you can fair the statue and it extends it pretty **** far especially if it's yellow, they walk into it every time .
-Like I said. If someone gets used to your camping you can always mix it up by going in the air and fairing them before their aggression can pass your wall.
-Mixing up red fair and other colour's side b's keeps every single one of your kill moves fresh.
-Running off the ledge and immediatly fairing dairing or bairing, while risky, can be very effective when placed correctly.
-Fair absolutely DESTROYS MK's dair camp. If an MK seems to have that style or that they're starting to be dair camping *****es, fair them! JUST RUN UP AND DOOO ITTTT.
-Did I say yellows ****?
-When you first down b the first 2 pikmin are red and yellow...... (SAKURAI TELLING US SOMETHING)
-Fair leads to a gimp guarenteed if you hit snake off the ledge and he DI's neutral or into the stage.
-YYYYEEEELLLLOOOOWWWW. WHISTLE TO ALWAYS HAVE YELLOWS!
-Certain matchups get ***** by it. Some examples are : mario, dk, diddy kong (from what I've learned vs dekar), charizard (bait the rock smash), ness - I end up fairing a lot versus ness.

Gunna think of more to say lol

I remembered that I have a video of me fighting FL's best Ness (who just recently beat seibrik at a tourament in grand finals.......). The video is pretty old it's from last halloween so I've improved drastically since then but you can see the early stages of my developing fair game (took me a while :D had to teach it to myself). I'm getting new videos soon. I gotta bring dazzle back with me to orlando.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWuzNARZtTI

By the way, Shoutout to Zazen. He's been playing only for a few months but has been training with me and razek hardcore. He tied with Fino for 2nd best placing Olimars at MLG, and had to play Tommy G in both winners and losers. Tommy's our best falco.

NEED TO TALK TO RICHBROWN ON AIIMM

 

[williamwsharp]

the ****, you get drunk with beer?

 

[asob4]

I like beer. I drink lots of it. **** liquor. Never ends well for me lol

Beer pong all day though :D

 

[williamwsharp]

id rather rum or whiskey ;D

 

[Jane]

I like beer. I drink lots of it. **** liquor. Never ends well for me lol

Beer pong all day though :D

this this this. liquor is no bueno. i only drink it when i really wanna know what it tastes like, or when its mixed because then its probably delicious.

otherwise, beer all day. and yes, mucho beer pong.

 

[Jiom]

You're all too far. Imma just get ****faced at home :D


Again. Mmmm beer

dont you live in norcal? i wouldnt mind getting stoned with you

 

[asob4]

Im so cal. I live in Palmdale on like the edge of LA county
Plus I dont like smoking. Only drinking and uhm other stuff im not allowed to talk about on here or ill get another infraction lol

I can sometimes do shots. There's AMF's too. Those are delicious
Otherwise beer all day

 

[Sky Pirate]

other stuff im not allowed to talk about on here or ill get another infraction lol

Thank you. I was starting to feel bad about that. :D

Can't believe Christmas is this weekend. This half of the year passed so quickly...

 

[Turazrok]

I spent most of the break so far playing tales of symphonia and watching darker than black

 

[asob4]

I get to see streetlight manifesto tomorrow :D Can't. ****ing. Wait.

My break has been spent between skyrim, dead island, and reddit.

 

[DtJ SquidBurrMoneyBurr]

I've spent the last week ****TING EVERYWHERE AND POOPING ALL OVER MY PANTS


OH GOD MAKE THE **** STOP

 

[Sky Pirate]

Too many poop jokes lately, Squid. You can do better. :<

By the wayyyyyy, anyone have some good instrumental "wintery" music?
Turaz reminded me of ToS's snow song "A Snow Light", so I've been compiling every winter song I have on here but I only found... ten. ^^;

 

[Kantrip]

Look at some DKC stuff for winter music. I know all three games have 1-3 snow-themed songs

 

[DtJ SquidBurrMoneyBurr]

Too many poop jokes lately, Squid. You can do better. :<

By the wayyyyyy, anyone have some good instrumental "wintery" music?
Turaz reminded me of ToS's snow song "A Snow Light", so I've been compiling every winter song I have on here but I only found... ten. ^^;

It's not even a joke, my allergies and my stomache are just destroying me this week.

Literally.

 

[Sky Pirate]

Oh yes, forgot about DKC. Thanks. ^_^
I only really like "Ice Cave Chant" from DKC1, though. Such a fun song.

It's not even a joke, my allergies and my stomache are just destroying me this week.

Literally.

Oh wow, really? I'm sorry. D:
Hope you feel better.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Sky you're a jerk.
Squid is telling us about his allergies and you're making it into a joke.

Shame on you.

 

[Sky Pirate]

I know. :<

 

[Dabuz]

I spent most of the break so far playing tales of symphonia

 

[Turazrok]

Can't find the memory card for my good save so I started over.

Only thing I like about the second one is kitty kat + I can't lose the save.

****ing two party members wtf.

Like was it too hard to just give you the old ones. You get them but they dont level or anything QQQQQQQQQ

I mad.

I'm only playing it to finish gladsheim on mania, the last thing I have to do.

I beat everything in the original, it's just way too fun ^_^

 

[Turazrok]

I want to be Terry Crews for christmas.

Double post all up in this ****.

 

[Dabuz]

Tur, your playing the sequel to tales of symphonia?

 

[BSL]

finally caught up on medaka box. now i just have a few chapters in DW (theyre so slow) and Eden no Ori (no idea how far behind i am in that *****)

 

[Turazrok]

Tur, your playing the sequel to tales of symphonia?

Both. At the same time. Like one for a bit then another. The teleporter maze always makes me want to take a break. :O

Also hilt will kill you for that title clover lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ea5T-0VaCQ&feature=related

edit: Tower of God got seriously epic just now.

 

[Sky Pirate]

Also hilt will kill you for that title clover lmao

Totally worth it.