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Rule #2: Never listen to Fino +1

Noa.

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This is to Coud:



This little hooch mama right here ain't got nothing. Look at her trying to be all little Ms. Sunshine. But no. Jirachi is a horrible fiend. This pic is a lie. It's a concoction of years of abuse, and surgery. Here's a pic of Jirachi before, a long time ago when she wasn't so FAKE.

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Yes, that's what Jirachi used to look like. She grew up on Old McBilly Farm. She hit 40 and realized that she had done nothing with her life except sit on the couch and eat twinkies all day. She then had a sudden revelation to lost weight. Of course wanting to take the easy way out, instead of actually losing weight she decided to smoke cigarettes. Now we all know that cigarettes are bad for you, but Jirachi thought noting of it, being that ******* that it is.

Unfortunately for her, she got skin cancer. Her skins got all grey and palely. Seen evidently from above. To survive Jirachi had to undergo leukemia, and she lost all her hair from it. That's why today she wears an ugly star turban to hide her bald head. She tried to make it look cute by stapling little pieces of paper to it, but I think it obviously looks ugly.

Since smoking didn't help with her size problem, she went to an extreme. She decided to get liposuction. She got all the fat taken away, but her skin stayed and became the little flabs they are now on her arms. Of course, liposuction leaves scars, but Jirachi only got one. On her belly.

That's the true story of Jirachi.
 

Noa.

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Togekiss serves America everyday, transporting its citizens everyday with Fly. It bravely puts its life on the line. Terrorists are everywhere, waiting to bomb Togekiss. Togekiss continue to help people even at the threat of bombs.
 

Noa.

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I also have to do homework. Listing important documents in European History. XP

Though I might be in the chatroom later.
 

Today

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@Turazok, What are you studying? O:

@Dracona, that sounds like fun. XP What grade are you in?/College?

And yeah, same here-ish, Captain. I put in some job applications today and get an interview with one of the stories tomorrow! Good luck, Day! -crosses fingers.-
 

Noa.

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I'm a sophomore in High School.

Good luck tomoroww at your interview.

I spent half an hour on perezhilton.com lol
 

ETWIST51294

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perezhilton.com is just a gay dude talking about celebs, it's nothing to be afraid of. I'm a sophomore too, but I'm far from little. XD
 

Sky Pirate

The best defense is a lot of frigging healing
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I woke up today to the sound of birds chirping, a cool spring breeze blowing through the open window, and beautiful sunlight streaming through the curtains.

Unfortunately, Hilt kept me up until 4 AM and I couldn't get back to sleep because it was so bright, so it turned out to be a terrible day.
Thank you, Hilt.
 

Jiom

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**** i should be in bed, i have to wake up in 5 hours
 

Noa.

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That's why I didn't stay too long in the chat room Coud. I still woke up at 1 though.

Today is the first dat of school since spring break. :/
 

Today

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perezhilton.com is just a gay dude talking about celebs, it's nothing to be afraid of. I'm a sophomore too, but I'm far from little. XD
XD! Oh dear!!

And wow, you too? I'm a senior in high school so I feel a little old? :confused:
I'm 18..

@Denti, Gee golly! That's great! :'D
I'm glad I'm so many good days for you guys! >D
@Sky; XP Yeap! That'll happen..
I love the sound of birds chirping, though! I love Spring!! >.<

@Et, Why was yesterday terrible? O':

And d'aw! Good luck at school, guys! Goo learn things!
 

Noa.

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Days, you probably thinker I was older since Im so smart and mature. *selfgloating*

Yesterday I found a podcast with two guys talking about movies and Hollywood, and I love it!

Film is just so interesting for me.

Hello Taco and welcome to the boards. I hope you start to really enjoy this place. :)
 

Denti

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you know, some days i wont admit it and i'll just be a lazy *** jerk. but i love the oli boards ;);)

especial me, i love me.

@rust - isn't your profile picture from ff9? :D I would critique/watch your video but it's a wifi match. idk how slow or crippled both of you guy's gameplay was so i can't give you any advice or take it 100% seriously. sorry D:
 

Sky Pirate

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I love the avatar, Taco.
Kinda sad that I recognize the exact date of the strip that it's from, though (7/5/80).
Don't judge me.<<;
 

Denti

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I love the avatar, Taco.
Kinda sad that I recognize the exact date of the strip that it's from, though (7/5/80).
Don't judge me.<<;

isn't it the black watlz? not like the olimar player but the character who got super buff and tried to kill of his wimpy black mage emo clone in your party? then all the other wimpy clones without free will for some reason overcame it and took the hit for him? wait... SPOILER ALERT
 

Rust

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Actually, we weren't crippled at all. That's the only reason why I posted them.

And it's Black Waltz 2, yar
 

¤Vivi Orunitia¤

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Sorry for not being active, I have way too many things going on and I'm putting brawl on a hold until I can get things back in order. I'll try to be active though, but I'll probably lurk more if anything...
 
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