Riverside Brawl Tournament, The First and (maybe) the Last

[JTB]

Probably as low as me T_T

 

[mikeHAZE]

pretty sure i won one, so good argument.

way to dodge the question btw. :]

 

[UltimaXtreme]

rofl u were there?

 

[3Years]

hahahaha mike Haze gets pooped on AGAIN BY CV????
i believe soo

 

[mikeHAZE]

no, i went to a closer tournament.


so really, how did you do?

 

[Gimpyfish62]

because post count = pp size

*flex*

*pose*

*alternate pose*

 

[mikeHAZE]

half...way...there.


anyway, point proven. night guys.

 

[UltimaXtreme]

i entered with the tag KEN

i would have been higher in i didn't get WTFGANKED by"random guy black lucas" because i was half asleep wwwwwwwww


edit: oh, if you lost to olimar /w marth, you have no chance in hell of beating a snake.

 

[HugS]

LoL, my bad Mike, But I honestly have never seen noobs **** a "pro" SOOOO many times outside of smash, except for you. You gotta learn how to handle yourself.

 

[mikeHAZE]

lol, pretty sure i placed higher than your friend that day, not that it matters, since i don't care about brawl too much, but lol, i dont get why people insist on bringing up a random guy beating me, it's not like im good at this game.

 

[3Years]

Seriously people need to calm down....
brawl is a whole new game ...
and melee pros will just never be better than CVBrawlers... its a known fact...
cept good warios

 

[JTB]

Haha, Aero is pretty good with Dedede.

I could learn a thing or two from him

I need to learn matchups

 

[3Years]

Aero just smiled....
hahahahah
dude u and gimp should come out here and we wil host a tourny...

and everyone else that wants to come :D

 

[HugS]

Did blitz decide not to be a *** at this tournament? Or did people figure out how to read and beat his pop up book of a style?

This game sucks

 

[JTB]

Calmmmmmmmmm down Hugo

 

[mikeHAZE]

guys blitz is good he went to oc1

 

[3Years]

RIPN: i played blitz and it made me want to quit brawl.... seriously in doubles i would tear his ROB up and then in singles he goes metaknight cuz "the game takes no skill" and played insanely gay ... no fun
Blitz.. i thought u were fun

 

[UltimaXtreme]

but lol, i dont get why people insist on bringing up a random guy beating me.

CV Smasher 1: so leik, theres this match with MIKE HAAAZE rite.
CV Smasher 2: rite
CV Smasher 1: it was the end of the game, and his marth was on the ledge, and the olimar was like, on the side with no jumps left rite.
CV Smasher 2: rite
CV Smasher 1: and leik, THIS ***** PULLS OUT A FUKEN PURPLE PIKMIN, AND FUKEN THROWS IT AS MIKE HAAAAZE.
CV Smasher 2: o shi... what happn?
CV Smasher 1: IT HITS HIM OFF THE LEDGE, AND THEN THE OLIMAR UP+B's INTO MIKE HAZES *** HOLE, AND STAGE SPIKES HIM AND HE LOSES.
CV Smasher 2: OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
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CV Smasher 3: OH **** DOOD, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM TAKING A FAT **** WHEN THAT HAPPENED, PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING LIKE OMG. SO I LIEK STOOD UP, PULLED UP MY PANTS WITHOUT WIPING MY *** AND RAN OUT, WITH **** STILL ON MY ***-HOLE.
CV Smasher 3: IT WAS FUKING INTENSE.

 

[Samus-T]

when are the videos of this tourney gonna be posted?

 

[mikeHAZE]

yayuhzzz brawl fanboys <3

 

[JTB]

People in this thread need to CALM DOWN

Let's talk about how awesome Ryan is

 

[Samus-T]

ryan is awesome for hosting a tourney and giving out free soda ^__^

 

[UltimaXtreme]

your awesome, gimpys kinda fat, but hes awesome too.

 

[JTB]

Wait, I wasn't talking about me, I meant the other Ryan LOL

Futile is ****

 

[SENG]

you are also very good at mario kart wii, the cpus would destroy me while u always got like 1st place -__-

 

[Lovage 805]

what the **** is going on in this thread


this wouldnt happen in melee


p.s. lol at random guy with sleep johns
like mango said we dont sleep before melee tournys

 

[3Years]

i play just because i have nuthin else 2 do but other then that i dont like it except dubbles...dubbles r pretty cool

 

[UltimaXtreme]

what the **** is going on in this thread

1. host got robbed
2. mike haze is a RACIST
3. im awesome
4. aero > futile


/endthread


edit:

5. post count = pp size

 

[Johnny Blitz]

i was super hung over n i had a massive headache so i didnt care for singles after getting 2nd in teams n i play gay to show how gay brawl can bee

edit: hugo suck. my. brawls. and i dont give a funk if u think playing me is fun or not.

 

[Lovage 805]

blitz i love you but your mk sucks my brawls

 

[Johnny Blitz]

blitz i love you but your mk sucks my brawls

<3 lovage (10 char)

 

[NeighborhoodP]

your awesome, gimpys kinda fat, but hes awesome too.

^ roflllll

 

[3Years]

this thread is intense haha

oh and btw Aero>Futile

edit: kenny your post are epic haha ^_^

edit 2:

i was super hung over n i had a massive headache

i was wondering y you looked out of it...i thought you were high or sumthin jk haha nah but you really did look out of it

 

[kouryuuXfighter]

1. Brawl noobs are so ****in gay!

2. Brawl noobs have no logic.

3. Brawl noobs steal ipods cuz they're ****in broke.

4. Blitz's alcohol mixes are too good. His MK is gay lol. I ***** him in Melee MM's <3

5. Hugo is too good <3

6. Brawl noobs are so f*ckin Gay!!!

7. Selecting characters in Melee takes more tech skill than Brawl <3

8. Futile >>> Aero (but Aero is good lol)

9. You can do stuff in Melee.

10. Girls dig guys with fast fingers (i.e. Melee smashers) <<< Soooo TRUE LOL.

11. UltimaXtreme... ur dumb. You shake hands like a p*ssy. Get the **** off this thread.

12. Melee matches with Gimpy were too good.

13. Brawl noobs suck BAWLS in Melee. Love comboing them... with Peach lol.

14. Haze is too good.

15. Mango! <3

16. Brawl Link is too fun... though he sucks :/

 

[Lovage 805]

kouryuu im confused you're all about melee again?

 

[kouryuuXfighter]

Naw, I just hate Brawl noobs.

And for the final time, I love Melee. Never said I didn't.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

hmm, I wish I went, I wanna play melee and see how bad I am xD

 

[UltimaXtreme]

11. UltimaXtreme... ur dumb. You shake hands like a p*ssy. Get the **** off this thread.

1) You look like this

2) i did not want make contact with your disgusting troll hands

3) you ranked 25...

4)... out of 25

5) go back to your home cave

 

[Gimpyfish62]

who are you lol i seriously dont know

 

[ConnorTheKid]

I think he's a CV smasher/troll.