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Gypsy Lee

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Thanks for everyone's support for the contest. Speaking of which, all submissions stop this evening at 6:00 eastern time. That's 5:00 for you corntopians and 4:00 pacific time. Oh, and whatever the hell time it is for those of you in Hawaii (Onyxvulpine). I also know we have some people from Germany, Canada, Mexico, and England, so you guys are going to do the math, as I am far too lazy and stupid to do so myself. After I do a quick run through all of them, I'll post the list and voting may begin. I will probably post the rules for voting, too, because I have a feeling that no one will go back and check for themselves. Voting will stop exactly a day later. The votes will be tallied, and the list will be put into order of popularity. From there, the top three winners will be declared, and they will be awarded some sort of prize or recognition. And since you were all so eager to finish this up, I promise you that everything will be finished on Friday morning; leaving you with an entire four days with nothing to do. Caael doesn't get back until Tuesday or Wednesday. So, you'll have some breathing room until you start yet another contest.

Here's our current list.

{THE LIST}

  • Ridley can't die. At least, can't stay dead. -O D I N
  • He is the supreme villain in one of Nintendo's biggest franchises. -Falcolegend
  • The real cause of global warming is Ridley's morning breath. -the grim lizard
  • If Chuck Norris were a Dragon he'd be Ridley. -JesterBox
  • Ridley is a purple dinosaur... yet is still badass.-JesterBox
  • What would happen if Chuck Norris attacked Ridley? It doesn't matter because Ridley already killed Chuck Norris. -JesterBox
  • Ridley and Chuck Norris were going have a fighting match, but Ridley TKOed Chuck before either of them even arrived. -the grim lizard
  • There is a great deal of Ridley and a fine sentiment in his awesomeness. -silver777
  • Ridley's awesomeness doesn't need explanation! - Gindor
  • Waluigi deserves a spot more than Ridley in Brawl. Why? Because he was the villain of a dance game that was 100,000 times better than Metroid! -Legolastrom
  • I am Ridley... respect it b!tches. -Cenedar
  • Gandalf would have let Ridley pass. -Wiseguy
  • Ridley Kicks ***. -f4lc0_m0nk3y
  • Ridley treats the speed of light like a 15 mph speed limit on the highway. -Ekul
  • It would take Jack Bauer 25 hours to take down Ridley. -Wiseguy
  • It wasn't terrorists.... IT WAS RIDLEY'S FART!!! -Legolastrom
  • There are common folk, there are kings, and there is God.... then there is Ridley. -colbusman
  • Bad news travels fast. Ridley travels faster than that. -the grim lizard
  • You don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun your slowest friend. You don't have to outrun Ridley because he will kill you. -the grim lizard
  • What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Ridley. -the grim lizard
  • Ridley is too big for Braw-*Munch* BUY NOOB FLAKES NOW THEY ARE ALPHA-LICIOUS! (Given the Ridley seal of quality) -Legolastrom
  • Who let the dogs out? Ridley did. -the grim lizard
  • Authorities have recently defined a new type of murder; it's called "Ridley-degree" murder. It's where people die just because you're so awesome. -the grim lizardd
  • Ridley doesn't destroy planets, he merely looks at them and they explode on their own out of fear. -O D I N
  • Ridley just Mindgame'd you. -O D I N
  • Ridley has gotcha all in check. -ClarkJables
  • All your base are belonging to Ridley -colbusman
  • Ridley stole Chuck Norris' lunch money.-ClarkJables
  • Fox!! What does the scouter say about Ridley's power level?!?! IT IS OVER NINE THOOOOUUUSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND -silver777
  • Ridley killed Robert Deniro and replaced him with a robot in order to take over Hollywood. -ClarkJables
  • Sliced bread is the greatest thing since Ridley. -Oasis_S
  • Dragons are hawt. -kaid
  • A creature remade is a creature of power. -Ridley FTB!!!

  • Over the years many have fallen... into Ridley's stomach. -Ridley FTB!!!
  • Mushrooms? Pfft, I prefer big balls of fire. -Ridley FTB!!!
  • Even the apocalypse vanished as it approached Ridley. Ridley FTB!!!
  • Do to an error, Ridley is now the boss of the Space Pirates. -Ridley FTB!!!
  • Ridley + Samus= WTF!?!? -Ridley FTB!!!
  • Ridey is the space Hitler. -Ridley FTB!!!
  • What do Adolf Hitler, Chairman Mao, Fidel Castro, and Joesph Stalin all have in common? They all have nightmares about Ridley.. -ClarkJables
  • If Ridley attacked Russia, well, let's just say the capital would be Ridleygrad. -Ekul
  • Ridley: My anti Samus. -O D I N
  • I'm Ridley James *****!!! *CHOMP* *SCREECH* -O D I N
  • If Ridley joined SSBB, Samus would retire in fear. -flicker
  • Kratos would not win the Ridley boss fight. Not even the gods could help him. -TDub301
  • Ridley got so pissed at having his purple reptile rep being ruined that he is now killing anyone who watches Barney in 7 days. -samusrules93
  • They once tried to make Ridley more kid friendly, but it failed after he started eating the children and throwing his molten feces at the producers. -ClarkJables
  • Ridley for governor of California! Arnold did it! -PIMPSLAP
  • If Ridley made it into Brawl, they would have to change the name to "Super Smash Brothers Ridley." -ClarkJables
  • In the world of Smash, there's two kinds of people: those who support Ridley and those who get eaten. -the grim lizard
  • Ridley: The Alpha and the Omega. -Smooth Criminal
  • Yoko Ono didn't break up the Beatles, Ridley did. -ClarkJables
  • David Berkowitz's dog was named Ridley. -ClarkJables
  • Whenever Ridley comes from a Plasma Donation Center, he always leaves it smoldering. -the grim lizard
  • The only person to ever stand in Ridley's way was Arnold. He wasn't standing for long. -O D I N
  • It's rumored that Ridley had four sons; their names were Conquest, War, Famine, and Death. -ClarkJables
  • Ancient Etymology: RID (v)- To act like Ridley, to destroy, to do away with -Ekul
  • Ridley was squeduled to be revealed in the E3 Brawl Trailer, but was removed because his sheer awesomeness caused test audiences to go blind. -Wiseguy
  • Ridley for President. -O D I N
  • You are half the man Ridley was... you are a god. -Legolastrom
  • Ridley is not cool, awesome, or badass. Ridley is in his own caliber. -DonkeySmasher
  • Four out of five dentists agreed that Ridley owns. (Ironically, dental records were needed to identify the charred remains of the fifth dentist.) -Wiseguy
  • If you want to be cool, just be yourself. If you want to be really cool, just be Ridley. -Oasis_S
  • Chuck Norris learned how to be Chuck Norris from Ridley. -Oasis_S
  • Ridley was the youngest of 8 children. His 7 brothers and sisters were named Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride. -ClarkJables
  • Ridley can't be in Brawl because he is so overpowered and he would be banned from all tournaments. However, he can't not be in Brawl because the lack of Ridley will create a black hole just large enough to suck up every copy of SSBB in existence. -ClarkJables
  • There is only one man ever in recorded history to defeat Ridley. Ridley however, went back in time and killed that man's parents, so in reality, it never happened... -ClarkJables
  • Pokemon- Ridley caught 'em all. -the grim lizard
  • When Ridley wave dashes the impact is so great all of his opponents' shields break. Then they all die. -Phyvo
  • Ridley once had a pet gecko, but he sneezed on it, and assuming it was dead, he flushed it. Half a year later, Godzilla emerged off the coast of Japan. -samusrules93
  • Ridley sold his soul to the devil to get his awesome powers, but the Devil got pissed when he realized Ridley never had a soul. But then agreed that he should have seen it coming. Now he plays cards with Ridley every Saturday night. -samusrules93
  • Ridley is so tough, he could force 300 Spartan Warriors to wear shirts. -Wiseguy
  • One Ridley to rule them all, one Ridley to find them, one Ridley to bring them and in the darkness bind them.
    -colbusman
  • You remember that movie Alien vs. Predator? Well I'll tell you the outcome: Ridley won. -colbusman
  • Ridley can see why kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch and not get killed by the resulting demon children. -FrozenRoy
  • Ridley, Chuck Norris and Mr. T once all walked into a bar. Only Ridley left.
    -FrozenRoy
  • The Wizard Who Did It made the universe. Ridley made The Wizard Who Did It and made him do it. -FrozenRoy
  • The Trix kids would have shared with Ridley. -the grim lizard
  • Satan has a superior: Ridley. -Legolastrom
  • Ridley: half dragon, half legend, all man! -Legolastrom
  • Every time someone thinks of Ridley, God kills a puppy. -samusrules93
  • Chuck and Ridley were brothers, but then Chuck got sick of being a purple dragon. He got a name and species change and proclaimed he wasn't Ridley's younger brother anymore, then Ridley reconfirmed it by giving him a wedgie. -Gindor
  • It's because of Ridley that we have words like "awesome" or "PWNAGE." -colbusman
  • Ridley, the new burninator! -Gindor
  • Ridley hates you. -O D I N
  • You aren't man enough to main Ridley. -Fawriel
  • In Smash Bros. Brawl, Ridley mains YOU - with noobs for dessert. -Fawriel
  • There was a guy who thought that Ridley was stupid. It's the last thing he thought, too. -Fawriel
  • If Trogdor is "The Burninator", then Ridley must be "The Terminator." -colbusman
  • Ridley didn't appear in Melee for our sins. But it is told that he will one day come to us on December 3rd 2007. -Oasis_S
  • Ridley: the original burninator. -Gindor
  • Ridley: almost as manly as T-Rex -Fawriel
  • Samus got a power boost in Melee because she thought Ridley was in. -MysticKenji
 

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.::PHASE TWO::.

On the day of the deadline, all of the submissions will be gathered and listed into chronological order of the date of the entry. From there, voting shall begin. Anyone can vote at any time. You may vote on up to three reasons, and please try to include them all in a single post. Also, bold them please, as it will make life easier for me.

YOU MAY NOT VOTE ON YOUR OWN SUBMISSION. IF YOU DO SO, IT WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED, AND IT WILL STILL COUNT AS ONE OF YOUR THREE VOTES.

You may comment on why you chose the reason the you voted on, as long as it is positive. No derogatory comments on other's submissions please. It isn't that you are going to hurt anyone's feelings, but it is just common courtesy. All votes will be finalized and tallied two days after voting begins (August 10).

VOTING STARTS NOW!!!
 

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What would happen if Chuck Norris attacked Ridley? It doesn't matter because Ridley already killed Chuck Norris. -JesterBox

In the world of Smash, there's two kinds of people: those who support Ridley and those who get eaten. -the grim lizard

All your base are belonging to Ridley -colbusman


Mine was from Star Wars too... :(
 

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They once tried to make Ridley more kid friendly, but it failed after he started eating the children and throwing his molten feces at the producers. -ClarkJables

Ridley for President. -O D I N

Four out of five dentists agreed that Ridley owns. (Ironically, dental records were needed to identify the charred remains of the fifth dentist.) -Wiseguy


Ridley for brawl!
 

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* Gandalf would have let Ridley pass. -Wiseguy
* Ridley was squeduled to be revealed in the E3 Brawl Trailer, but was removed because his sheer awesomeness caused test audiences to go blind. -Wiseguy
* Ridley didn't appear in Melee for our sins. But it is told that he will one day come to us on December 3rd 2007. -Oasis_S


I tried to choose the ones I thought were the most creative, but to chose all of them I'd need a few more votes. >.>
 

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okay i'm kinda lazy to look back but...what kind of game is this suppose to be with bold letters?
.::PHASE TWO::.

On the day of the deadline, all of the submissions will be gathered and listed into chronological order of the date of the entry. From there, voting shall begin. Anyone can vote at any time. You may vote on up to three reasons, and please try to include them all in a single post. Also, bold them please, as it will make life easier for me.

YOU MAY NOT VOTE ON YOUR OWN SUBMISSION. IF YOU DO SO, IT WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED, AND IT WILL STILL COUNT AS ONE OF YOUR THREE VOTES.

You may comment on why you chose the reason the you voted on, as long as it is positive. No derogatory comments on other's submissions please. It isn't that you are going to hurt anyone's feelings, but it is just common courtesy. All votes will be finalized and tallied two days after voting begins (August 10).

VOTING STARTS NOW!!!
There you go.

My votes: If Ridley attacked Russia, well, let's just say the capital would be Ridleygrad. -Ekul
Ridley is so tough, he could force 300 Spartan Warriors to wear shirts. -Wiseguy
In Smash Bros. Brawl, Ridley mains YOU -Fawriel
 

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There is only one man ever in recorded history to defeat Ridley. Ridley however, went back in time and killed that man's parents, so in reality, it never happened... -ClarkJables

Ridley is so tough, he could force 300 Spartan Warriors to wear shirts.
-Wiseguy

It's because of Ridley that we have words like "awesome" or "PWNAGE." -colbusman

These are made of win.
 

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Pokemon- Ridley caught 'em all. -the grim lizard

Ridley for President. -O D I N

Ridley didn't appear in Melee for our sins. But it is told that he will one day come to us on December 3rd 2007. -Oasis_S

and as always RIDLEY FOR BRAWL!!!
 

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Ah geez, there were atleast 7 that I really liked...

I vote for these 3 though:

Ridley is so tough, he could force 300 Spartan Warriors to wear shirts. -Wiseguy

Bad news travels fast. Ridley travels faster than that. -the grim lizard

Pokemon- Ridley caught 'em all. -the grim lizard

You had some good ones too ClarkJables and Fawriel!
 

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1)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Ridley. -the grim lizard

2) It's rumored that Ridley had four sons; their names were Conquest, War, Famine, and Death. –ClarkJables

3) There was a guy who thought that Ridley was stupid. It's the last thing he thought, too. -Fawriel






Man, this list is going to own. Almost as much as... Ridley!- Wiseguy

Oh wait. It's past deadline. Drat. ;)
 

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Ridley can't die. At least can't stay dead- O D I N

Sliced bread is the greatest thing since Ridley- Oasis_S

Ridley is so tough, he could force 300 Spartan Warriors to wear shirts- Wiseguy
 

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I'll throw one in there: Ridley is the guy who throws Mr.T helluva far.


In the beginning,there was nothing. That's because Ridley scared it of.

Ridley is the guy Satan repents his sins to.
 

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Four out of five dentists agreed that Ridley owns. (Ironically, dental records were needed to identify the charred remains of the fifth dentist.) -Wiseguy

Ridley is so tough, he could force 300 Spartan Warriors to wear shirts. -Wiseguy

There was a guy who thought that Ridley was stupid. It's the last thing he thought, too. -Fawriel
 

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i'm actually surprised people are picking mine. usually i come up with sucky stuff.

at least my base belonging to ridley was voted on. thanks odin!

ridley for brawl

EDIT: hey some noob made an anti-ridley thread. i personally won't give him the satisfaction of making me angry about it, but you guys are welcome to flame him
 

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i'm actually surprised people are picking mine. usually i come up with sucky stuff.

at least my base belonging to ridley was voted on. thanks odin!

ridley for brawl

EDIT: hey some noob made an anti-ridley thread. i personally won't give him the satisfaction of making me angry about it, but you guys are welcome to flame him

You might as well,guys. You can tell he's just BEGGING for it,so might as well make him careful for what he wishes for...
 

the grim lizard

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I don't have the ability to see threads like that...Because in my mind, they don't exist because no one can hate Ridley...and live.
 

the grim lizard

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No...what makes this guy so special? Alpha noob brought it here. He's so special he gets to make his own thread about it? Don't support it. If there is to be Ridley debates, we should be beefing up THIS thread...not his lame ripoff one.

edit: I reported it as spam. I advise you all to do the same so it gets closed ASAP. All Ridley debates belong HERE.
 
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