WALUIGI
Chance: 7.5%
Let's talk. I really don't want to have to give this character any more than a zero... not because I don't like Waluigi, but because by all means he should be completely out of the picture. But Waluigi is a very special case, the backlash from his disconfirmation is unlike any that I've seen prior, arguably trumping even Ridley in terms of sheer outcry from a movement that seemingly formed overnight. As we all know, Waluigi is an Assist Trophy right now, so we can assume that means he wouldn't be playable... right?
Well I might be a bit of an extremist regarding this kind of thing, but hear me out. DLC has been going longer than we have before and we know that nobody is thinking about a "next time" at the moment. Lots of people say "Waluigi is a lock for next Smash", which I would generally agree with, but I don't think that's on the forefront of anyone's mind right now. What I'm getting at is I think that the decisions made for the base game are largely separate from what can happen moving forward.
One thing that always stands out to me is Chrom still appearing in Robin's Final Smash. People try and make excuses about this and say it doesn't matter, but you have to consider - if Robin's FS was shown off prior to Chrom's reveal with Chrom in it, everyone would assume he was straight up disconfirmed. If this mattered that much to Sakurai and Co, Chrom probably would have been excluded from the game since it was clearly too much effort and not enough time to create a brand new FS and victory poses for Robin. But making fans of the character happy took precedent over what technically "makes sense". While we don't get to see this happen too often, it tells me that a character's pre-established role is something that feasibly could be fallen back on in the right circumstance.
So how does this work for an Assist Trophy? Pretty easy, you just prevent them from appearing while they're in a match. Alucard doesn't show up in Wii Fit Studio for example, because of the mirrors. Clearly this kind of programming / toggling wouldn't be that complicated. So now that we've addressed that this is possible, what exactly does this mean for Waluigi?
If an Assist Trophy gets promoted to a playable character, it will be Waluigi. There is no contest. He's far and away the most popular of them all, and Nintendo is well aware that if they promoted anyone else a new wave of Waluigi backlash would follow. Nintendo themselves has addressed Waluigi's popularity on several occasions, and that's the big thing worth acknowledging for me. Bottom line, since Nintendo is giving Sakurai the characters to develop, Waluigi seems like someone who would come up in conversation once or twice. Would Sakurai veto Waluigi saying he's already an AT? Maybe, but the cases I brought up tell me that may not be that much of a problem.
So I have quite a bit to say about this, do I think Waluigi is going to be in the game? Not really. He doesn't really fit the current direction of DLC, it's hard to imagine Waluigi filling a complete fighter's pass. Sure, Waluigi Pinball is an easy stage pick, but adding new music and spirits... you could, it's Mario there's more than enough to work with. But the focus definitely seems to be on "new game worlds" and how to make Smash a bigger crossover than it already is. Bringing in another main series Mario character... that doesn't quite do the trick.
I just wanted to have some fun assessing this because while I don't think Waluigi will be playable in Smash Ultimate, I do think people are a bit too confident in their criteria of who's out of the picture. We're at the point where it's at least possible for them to change their minds a couple times.
Want: 55%
I like Waluigi, I think he'd be super fun in Smash and I'd probably play him a lot. I've always had an affinity for the character and although the stale memes have sort of warped my perspective on him, deep down I still can't help but root for the guy. Out of everyone who could be DLC though... Waluigi isn't someone I particularly want to happen right now. I would be happy with it in the long run, but eh... I'd rather them try something different. No doubt the reaction would be legendary to witness though, so that alone makes me open to the idea.
ISAAC
Chance: 0.1%
Now here is a character who I can say with relative confidence is not on the table right now. People have gotten this idea about Golden Sun remakes somehow, but from what I've heard this doesn't go beyond a few fake leaks and speculation... but mostly just being hopeful. I think it's possible we could see the series revitalized at some point in the future, but with nothing to show at the moment I'll be judging this on the current situation and not what-ifs. If Golden Sun sees a resurgence then we can reassess Isaac's chances.
Isaac is certainly one of the more popular ATs to have been shot down this game, but I still stand by what I said before. If an Assist Trophy gets promoted to a playable character, it will be Waluigi. Sure, they could both get promoted in the next game or something, but as of now I don't see one promotion, let alone two, and Waluigi would get precedent over any of them. Sorry to say, but Isaac is going to have to wait his turn.
...and I'm all for being open-minded about this, but multiple people giving Isaac over 70%??? What the hell???
Want: 45%
Isaac is fine. He's not a character who I've ever been completely enamored by, but it would be cool to see Golden Sun see its grand return and I'm sure he would be fun. Personally it would leave a bad taste in my mouth for Isaac to get in over a Rhythm Heaven character, considering the latter is a bigger series and almost received a character in Smash 4. Like, it'd be fine but I would be a little bit petty about it. Separate from that Isaac is ok but again I would rather just wait until next game instead of seeing him promoted as DLC.
PREDICTIONS:
Dixie Kong - 8.75%
Bandana Dee - 12.75%
NOMINATIONS - TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN x 15