Project M Social Thread Gold

[DethM]

God?

You never know.

 

[CORY]

I caught myself shipping two girls from my school together in the middle of class, I think I need professional help.

My girlfriend's done this, but with me and boylesque dancers.

I told her she had a problem and needed professional help...

 

[~Dad~]

psychoghost being annoying, etc

^^^ this is an EXCELLENT comment!! xD thank you so MUCH for saying this!! ^^^

 

[Soft Serve]

My girlfriend's done this, but with me and boylesque dancers.

I told her she had a problem and needed professional help...

Maybe she's trying to hint at something

 

[Player -0]

I don't see USA flags hung out in people's houses. I see a small bit of colleges, prob football. There's one guy with a confederate flag in his garage that's hung up. There's a ton of stiff in the garage though, looks like a hidey hole. That moment when you're running through the neighborhood and you see a confederate flag chilling. I mean, the design is pretty cool I guess?


Simultaneously freaking out about exams but pissed at my Mom so I can't study. I just want to kick something.

My Mom happens to be around me a lot (because she's bugging me). She's going to be verrrrryyyyy convenient to kick when I snap.

Spoiler: Unnecessary Info

I kick hard.

Edit - Look at these beastly feet.

Edit 2 - Can't attach stuff in edits. RIP.

 

[PMS | LEVEL 100 MAGIKARP]

I hate the falcon circlejerk.

I play a game with myself to see how many points I can lose by calling falcon a gimmicky read-based character

and that bait-based characters aren't manly at all because their main strategy involves running away

also the ganonjerk is almost as bad if not worse now except ganon is an even worse character

there's also the bidoofjerk which involves people thinking that bidoof is the greatest player ever because flashy netplay clips = skill

 

[Soft Serve]

I play a game with myself to see how many points I can lose by calling falcon a gimmicky read-based character

and that bait-based characters aren't manly at all because their main strategy involves running away

also the ganonjerk is almost as bad if not worse now except ganon is an even worse character

there's also the bidoofjerk which involves people thinking that bidoof is the greatest player ever because flashy netplay clips = skill

but he's not
Falcon is a stupid character that can reaction tech chase to free zero to death combo off a grab the whole cast. argggghhhh falcon is bull****

 

[Mansta]

Edit 2 - Can't attach stuff in edits. RIP.

Ya you can, I'll prove it eventually.
Edit:

Spoiler

rekt

 

[PMS | LEVEL 100 MAGIKARP]

but he's not
Falcon is a stupid character that can reaction tech chase to free zero to death combo off a grab the whole cast. argggghhhh falcon is bull****

I mainly call him gimmicky because he dash-dances > dashdance > dashdance > dashdance > lol u fell for it > techchase to regrab to dthrow to guaranteed knee on half the cast

"omg so skilled so stylish so manly" "I don't play falcon to win I play him to have fun" "hax is a sellout"

also I realized today that with luigi I can drop through a platform in the middle of a waveland which conserves momentum
ie on certain stages like warioware, distant planet, and lylat I can get an easier-to-execute vududash that covers the diagonal area roughly on a 45 degree angle line from the edge which I normally couldn't do with a vududash or waveland to dropzone thing as quickly

also if I'm in the dropzone animation while I'm sliding off of the ledge, it immediately cancels my animation and gives me a trajectory very similar to a vududash (it's only a little bit lower) AND (THIS IS THE KEY PART) I can act immediately afterwords ie no vududash lag due to the fireball ie I can extend horizontally offstage aerials that I couldn't before

 

[Helsong]

The falcon circlejerk isn't even that bad on r/ssbpm.

No, you want to see character circlejerks, check out the main r/smashbros. jesus. Falcon, Ganon, anti-diddy, etc.
Or check out r/ssbm if you want unironic circlejerking over an entire game with a dash of smug superiority.

 

[Comeback Kid]

Look the Attack on Titan live action trailer is out.

That is one fine and accurate to the character Mikasa.

Before anyone says this looks cheesy as hell, remember we are talking about one of the cheesiest animes of this decade.

 

[PMS | LEVEL 100 MAGIKARP]

okay so what I've learned:

• If you drop through a platform you'll conserve your momentum.
• On stages like warioware, lylat, distant planet, and ps2 this allows you to get close to the speed of vududashes but in places where vududashes normally wouldn't cover
• You can act immediately out of it
• You can do it facing either direction, unlike simply wavedashing off of a ledge
• ie as luigi I can do a boosted fair offstage on warioware, which I couldn't do before

@ Frost | Odds you probably know about this it's kinda similar to oddklawing but you can do it into anything

I'm sure this isn't a new tech but it's fun to figure things out for myself

 

[TRJV]

When you you log on to Smashboards but don't have any alerts

 

[Motobug]

Falcon sucks

*looks at mains*
please don't kill me
(maybe being a Falcon/Sonic main wasn't the best idea?)

 

[Draco_The]

Still better AI than the console version though.

 

[Player -0]

Ya you can, I'll prove it eventually.
Edit:

Spoiler

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rekt

Try to copy paste a snipping tool.

Here's my pro thing from earlier: [redacted]. I accidentally copied something else instead.

Here's Junebug on netplay. He said, "I need to go Ike. Ike is good." after playing Olimar. Mwauhahaha

 

[PMS | LEVEL 100 MAGIKARP]

okay so what I've learned:

• If you drop through a platform you'll conserve your momentum.
• On stages like warioware, lylat, distant planet, and ps2 this allows you to get close to the speed of vududashes but in places where vududashes normally wouldn't cover
• You can act immediately out of it
• You can do it facing either direction, unlike simply wavedashing off of a ledge
• ie as luigi I can do a boosted fair offstage on warioware, which I couldn't do before

@ Frost | Odds you probably know about this it's kinda similar to oddklawing but you can do it into anything

I'm sure this isn't a new tech but it's fun to figure things out for myself

after a little bit of ******* around with bowser on warioware (I don't play bowser lmao) you can waveland to platform drop on the lower plats which then gives you the ability to do a uair that covers the ledge and you can make it back to stage relatively easily

probably not most efficient tech for bowser lmao but it's fun

also why am I trying to tell odds things he knows more than I'll ever know about bowser techs

 

[DethM]

after a little bit of ****ing around with bowser on warioware (I don't play bowser lmao) you can waveland to platform drop on the lower plats which then gives you the ability to do a uair that covers the ledge and you can make it back to stage relatively easily

probably not most efficient tech for bowser lmao but it's fun

also why am I trying to tell odds things he knows more than I'll ever know about bowser techs

Odds is just a Bowser tech.

 

[ociplaC]

When you you log on to Smashboards but don't have any alerts

Here, I'll give you two alerts

 

[FPSWalrus]

girlfriend: hey i should make you a scarf and have you wear it around
me:oh thats co- *has flashbacks to ZeRos fashion choices"
HEY YOU DONT HAVE TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO DO THAT TRUST ME ITS FINE DONT DO THAT PLEASE DONT DO THAT

 

[PMS | Tink-er]

Your girlfriend might be fantasizing about you being gay. You should offer to do a threesome with a hot guy.

 

[Blazing Ambition]

Fox and falco aren't on my "REPENT SINNER DIE DIE" list so I'm happy to do them.

Falcon/Ness/Yoshi tho can go die.

Falcon/Ness/Yoshi tho can go die.

Falcon

Fight me

Edit: ok ok ok falcon is dumb
but he looks so cool
maybe if shiek's fair had lightning or people would like her

 

[Bleck]

it's not that zero wears a scarf that's the problem, it's that it's somehow overbearingly apparent that it's a scarf that his mom made for him

 

[Motobug]

Getting past school laptop restrictions is fun :D

Spoiler

 

[KuroganeHammer]

When you you log on to Smashboards but don't have any alerts

I wouldn't know this feeling.

 

[Player -0]

girlfriend: hey i should make you a scarf and have you wear it around
me:oh thats co- *has flashbacks to ZeRos fashion choices"
HEY YOU DONT HAVE TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO DO THAT TRUST ME ITS FINE DONT DO THAT PLEASE DONT DO THAT

ask her for a baller scarf that is twice your body length. If anyone asks start choking them with it.

 

[ElGoombaswag]

When you you log on to Smashboards but don't have any alerts

That describes me in a nutshell.

 

[Mansta]

When you you log on to Smashboards but don't have any alerts

If you follow threads you get an alert every few seconds, it's not like it diminishes the value of an alert or anything.
It's great.

 

[FPSWalrus]

ask her for a baller scarf that is twice your body length. If anyone asks start choking them with it.

I DID
CANT WAIT FOR THE HYPEST RED/BLACK SCARF EVER

 

[DrinkingFood]

Gonna focus on mewtwo or maybe ivysaur the next couple tournaments. M2 at least is hilariously underdeveloped, and does ok in pretty much every MU, including the ones where Bowser is seriously awful.

Bruh M2 is still amazing and also super fun to play with hover canceling and teleport
You made a good choice
I have a secondary M2 and sometimes I prefer to play him over ROB just because of how fun he is

 

[Comeback Kid]

Scarfing hipsters.

It's grandma chic.

 

[Frost | Odds]

okay so what I've learned:

• If you drop through a platform you'll conserve your momentum.
• On stages like warioware, lylat, distant planet, and ps2 this allows you to get close to the speed of vududashes but in places where vududashes normally wouldn't cover
• You can act immediately out of it
• You can do it facing either direction, unlike simply wavedashing off of a ledge
• ie as luigi I can do a boosted fair offstage on warioware, which I couldn't do before

@ Frost | Odds you probably know about this it's kinda similar to oddklawing but you can do it into anything

I'm sure this isn't a new tech but it's fun to figure things out for myself

Yeah, knew about this but it's cool that other people are finding it independently. As Bowser if I do this perfectly I can perfect waveland across one BF platform, drop through, instantly down b, and have that down b carried all the way to the edge of the other platform. :D

A couple times i've gotten the down b to shift all the way from a PS2 plat to the ledge.

 

[CORY]

Look the Attack on Titan live action trailer is out.

That is one fine and accurate to the character Mikasa.

Before anyone says this looks cheesy as hell, remember we are talking about one of the cheesiest animes of this decade.

All that matters is that glorious hange footage.

That, and the ****s of the harnesses, so I can get closer to finishing my references for the movie version.

 

[PMS | LEVEL 100 MAGIKARP]

Yeah, knew about this but it's cool that other people are finding it independently. As Bowser if I do this perfectly I can perfect waveland across one BF platform, drop through, instantly down b, and have that down b carried all the way to the edge of the other platform. :D

A couple times i've gotten the down b to shift all the way from a PS2 plat to the ledge.

aww yay senpai noticed me

it probably has a few more practical applications for luigi than for bowser tho lmao

also I can use this on yoshi's story as if luigi needs another reason to choose that stage

 

[Gamegenie222]

RIP Ouya.

 

[PlateProp]

If I had a gf who would make me a scarf I would wear it everywhere and have it flutte rin the wind

 

[Mansta]

>real gf

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

;_;

 

[MechWarriorNY]

@ Mansta Remember to try not to be in any hurry; you can be patient until someone who likes you for you shows up/invoke 'single guy/girl/etc. seeks good guy/girl/etc.', and if/when that occurs,

ilu
Also, New Official Unofficial Project M Theme is this

I operate on a different level, so you already know I've got

What's an optimism

Knowing how to

 

[Frost | Odds]

I can't believe I'm reading this from the guy who used to constantly complain about Ivysaur in the tier list thread.

I guess I deserve that.

I still want to minimize the game's imbalance/polarization as much as possible. As tough as it probably is to believe, my huge list of Bowser changes is predominantly nerfs. The Ivy changes were maybe a bit much, but she seems to be in a pretty good spot right now, and dealing with her as other characters actually feels reasonable/doable now. You know, what with having exploitable weaknesses and all

 

[PMS | Tink-er]

Since when did screw attack have the budget for such great production quality?