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I'm gonna play online and just see how many taunts I can get off in a match.That's because that's how the Devs designed it! If you kill yourself, you having fun! If you play competitively you're not having fun! They just want you to have fun, not to get good at the game or anything.!
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Tell me why we can't have one on one matches in with anyone. Tell me why we can't pick items, or the stage. Tell me why we have to play time matches. Why is recovery auto sweet spoted, why are items easier to catch. Wake up and smell the java. Thank god the 60,000 of us will find some new ATs and become the new smash lords.I call fake.
You cannot prove that. And by the way; WD was kept in by the dev team when it was found, they could have taken it out but they did not. Mistake? I think not.
Who said playing competitively wasn't fun? Who are you to say that competitors don't get a thrill out of playing against high-level people. What you would consider fun and what someone ELSE would consider fun is up to them....NOT YOUThat's because that's how the Devs designed it! If you kill yourself, you having fun! If you play competitively you're not having fun! They just want you to have fun, not to get good at the game or anything.!
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I think your sacasm-ometer is broken.Who said playing competitively wasn't fun? Who are you to say that competitors don't get a thrill out of playing against high-level people. What you would consider fun and what someone ELSE would consider fun is up to them....NOT YOU
You said the reason youself. So it would be "fair" to all four brawlers. Why can't you do a one on one match? And why the hell isn't there a ranking system? Don't lie to youselves people. Sakurai doesn't want people getting "owned" online. Which is sad because we make up less than half of a percent of the smash population. Not to mention rooms would make EVERYONE happy. If the devlopers and Nintendo ENCOURAGED competiive play there would be a ranking system, and you'd be able to actually pick your rules. I don't see why I can't have a match with four people with my rules, and people who agree with my rules are my 3 opponenets. And I doubt Sakurai knows crap about balancing characters (at least to our standards). Mewtwo and Fox were not balanced. I bet Sakurai thought Link was good (hyperbole?).Hypnotist, why in the world would those issues say that the developers don't encourage competitive play? They give us customization for a reason. They still make neutral stages like Battlefield and Sakurai said himself that balancing the characters is a major issue. And the way the physics currently work, I think the game is going to be very balanced.
Also, the reason online play works like that is so that it is fair to all four brawlers, despite how unfair the scenarios will be.
This kills me. Sorry, but Brawl's crappy online interface isn't an isolated incident. Go play basically any other online Nintendo game and you'll run into the same problems and limitations. If you really think it has anything to do specifically with Brawl, you're crazy. It is the way it is because of Nintendo's archaic online philosophy, and has nothing to do with the company's stance on the competitive Super Smash Bros. scene.Why can't you do a one on one match? And why the hell isn't there a ranking system? Don't lie to youselves people. Sakurai doesn't want people getting "owned" online. Which is sad because we make up less than half of a percent of the smash population. Not to mention rooms would make EVERYONE happy. If the devlopers and Nintendo ENCOURAGED competiive play there would be a ranking system, and you'd be able to actually pick your rules. I don't see why I can't have a match with four people with my rules, and people who agree with my rules are my 3 opponenets.
I want to join that clan.I'm gonna start a play2lose clan.
Strikers has a ranking system. And Sakurai is the one giving out pity final smashes and making spectator mode garbage. I seriously doubt Nintendo said "Sorry Sakurai but they can't even choose the stage they are watching the match on".This kills me. Sorry, but Brawl's crappy online interface isn't an isolated incident. Go play basically any other online Nintendo game and you'll run into the same problems and limitations. If you really think it has anything to do specifically with Brawl, you're crazy. It is the way it is because of Nintendo's archaic online philosophy, and has nothing to do with the company's stance on the competitive Super Smash Bros. scene.![]()
It is a demo. You cannot jump to conclusions. They probably auto'd it so it looks smoother at the demo.More over, Nintendo didn't tell Sakurai to make items easier to catch, make auto swee spotting, etc.
Probably? WTF? Yeah it's a demo, but we have to speculate. Quit being fan boys. The online sucks, and ikt can't all be Nintendos fault. Not being able to choose what characters I can watch in Spectator mode is Sakurai's fault. And remeber guys, Stikers has a ranking system, We better get rooms.It is a demo. You cannot jump to conclusions. They probably auto'd it so it looks smoother at the demo.
How am I being a fan boy? It's truth.Probably? WTF? Yeah it's a demo, but we have to speculate. Quit being fan boys. The online sucks, and ikt can't all be Nintendos fault. Not being able to choose what characters I can watch in Spectator mode is Sakurai's fault. And remeber guys, Stikers has a ranking system, We better get rooms.
Exactly. Most of the people you'll want to play one on one are on smashboards. If you just have random 1v1's you'll just kill noobs one at a time. Also, there are other people who will want no items, there's a large chance that more than one person will want no times.Oh and you can do one on ones.
All you need is their FC/Wii #.
Check the stickies in the Melee general forum, they explain everything.By the way is there anywhere I can find out about these wavedashing and special techniques?
And I thought I was bad at finding written sarcasm.Who said playing competitively wasn't fun? Who are you to say that competitors don't get a thrill out of playing against high-level people. What you would consider fun and what someone ELSE would consider fun is up to them....NOT YOU
You seem to be full of anger and hatred. Not just towards competitives who have never done anything to hurt you but just in general. And why did you call Alpha Zealot and Gimpyfish ****ers? They have never done anything wrong or injust to you ever. Also, competitives hardly ever complain about the lack of wavedashing. Most have gotten over it. If anyone complains about it, it's usually me. No-one has ever said speculating is dumb or wrong. Just over-speculation. If you could find an example of competitives hating on casuals for speculating, then please show me where. Get over your arrogance, pride and your elitist casual attitude....and this thread is still open...oh well, on to the topics...
Wave-dashing:
Note to the pathetic casuals:
If someone find a way to beat you, how pathetic is it to look for excuses? Trying to nix out a tactic just because it wasn't in the manual...I guess that makes short-hopping "cheap" as well. Find a way to win of just shut up and stop complaining. Unlss they are manipulating the entire game in some way to hinder your ability to play, you basically aren't that good and should try to get better...DEAL WITH IT! Besides, just because wavedashing is the most recognized advanced tech, does NOT means it's the most useful.
Note to the pathetic competitives:
Are you THAT insecure about your own video game skills that you take offense to the word "glitch"? Personally, I think the word "exploit" sounds more offensive, but still, the constant b1tching over semantics is about as pointless and the constant citing of stupid definitions that can easily be interpreted differently by various readers. We all already know it wasn't intended to be the move that competitive smashers had evolved it into. The fact that some of you whine about it being taken out of Brawl and that the casuals all "got their way" is even more sickening. Apparently you must be insecure about your skills again because one measly technique is gone. If you really are as "skilled" as you think you are, you'll find a way to excel at Brawl anyways.
Sliq's Ignorant Generalizations:
NO...NOT all casuals complain about EVERYTHING. Stop being a dicktard. You like to go on about your stupidass "Sliq Challenge"? Take my Money Challenge....find me ONE post of mine in which I complained about a competitive aspect/implementation of melee playing. I know I have over 2,000 posts so I'll sweeten the incentive a little more. I send you a bank-certified check for $1000 (or PayPal if you have one) IF you can find me ONE post in which I, a CASUAL SMASHER, pissed and moaned about a competitive aspect/implementation of melee playing (item usage, wavedashing, camping, etc). The one catch is that you can't cheat by getting one of your casual-hating mod buddies like friggin Zealot or Gimpy to edit ANY of my posts in your favor.
Believe it or not, most casuals on THIS site are like me. They play the game and understand the advanced techs. They DON'T claim to be experts at the game like you, Buzz, Hypnotist, and several others keep ignorantly repeating. Only difference between them and me is that I dislike item usage for the same reason items are banned from tournies...in fact I've disliked items LONG before I knew of the competitive smash scene.
I also hate playing on stages that can be as random and distracting as the items themselves (i.e. tourney-banned stages). So the only thing keeping me from being a competitive smasher is that I don't really have too much time or desire for tournies. I've got nothing to prove to the world by investing so much into playing a video game.
And lastly, you were blabbing on about casuals smashers are delusional and need to "man-up" if they think they could ever beat a competitive smasher. There are SEVERAL competitive smashers that by a PRO-PLAYER'S EVALUTION would probably be considered sucky. In fact, there are competitives that consistently place low in legit tournies all the time.
You honestly want to tell me that no casual--or better yet, no casual like me (in which the only thing keep me from being labeled "competitive" is my lack of tourney experience) can beat a tourney-regular who consistently places low. You're a total bigot (and a ****ing ignorant one too) if you really think that just because someone regularly attends tournies, they're automatically "good" at smash. Hell, I'm willing to bet there's more low-placing competitives on this site than there are highly-placing ones...they just don't have the testicular fortitude to ****ing admit it. They'd rather hide behind the veil of being a tourney regular or basically just suck the ***** of all the well-respected smashers on this site (though it's pretty sad if internet reputation holds that much value in your life).
Bashing the Brawl Boards...Just Because They're Casuals
I like how a lot of you look down on the Brawl boards...as if anticipation over a new smash game is a terrible thing. It really shows how full of yourselves you really are. People want to look forward to a NEW addition to the franchise instead of discussing melee and tournies and knowing the names of all the pros by heart and religiously studying all their matches and YouTube videos like some starstruck teenie-bopper...and then you like to play the "serious business" card when a flame war breaks out in the character threads...but when a flame war breaks out in the melee threads then it's "justified. Stop being ****ing hypocrites. Apart from some Brawl board users getting absurdly worked up over speculating the roster (which they have NO control over whatsoever) that they start baselessly overspeculating/trolling and the occasional anti-advanced techs person, they are guilty of nothing other than harmless discussion.
So basically, competitives and casuals need to stop being douches. Both are guilty of it. Only reasons I'm attacking the competitives more is because this stupidass thread makes it seem like competitives are the victims on this site...which is horse****, considering that majority of the moderating team for this site are competitive smashers and because this thread itself as all been "let's rant about how much we hate casual smashers and make sarcastic remarks and posting unfunny images to try and look cool". I can't to see what responses I get to this...*cracks open a Sam Adams*
That would be a contradiction, because as soon as the 'casual' players take over the scene, they'd be 'competitive'!Brawl is shaping itself for the casual gamer, but still fits the needs of competitive ones.
The mechanics are changed and everything is a little bit easier.
Do you think that the casual gamer can take over the competitive scene, or is that literally a contridiction?
Yes, I do mean that.That would be a contradiction, because as soon as the 'casual' players take over the scene, they'd be 'competitive'!
But if by 'casual', you mean 'I have no idea what competitive rules are or why they exist WHAT NO ITEMS? must flame', then no. By 'casual', I hope you mean 'I don't go to tournaments often/at all but I'm interested in reaching that level of play for Brawl', then we'll see.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA...wow that's funny....funny that you probably ignored like 90% of my post and only picked out something that offends you. Go back and read the bull**** generalizations in this thread....automatically lumping me into an item-using, wavedash-hating, self-praising smasher. I do NONE of those things, but apparently all the competitives in this ****ing thread know me better than I know myself...ya know, since I don't go to tournies and such...You seem to be full of anger and hatred. Not just towards competitives who have never done anything to hurt you but just in general.
Remind me again when I said that?And why did you call Alpha Zealot and Gimpyfish ****ers? They have never done anything wrong or injust to you ever.
That's a lie. Otherwise there wouldn't still be ******** anti-casual posts like..."der dem stoopid cashooals r haveeng a feeld day beecuz thairs no wayvedasheeng in teh brawlzorz...and dey theenk dat da playeeng feeld wil now be eeven and dey mite bee ayble to win beecuz of dat but dey cant beet us cuz dey iz stoopid cashooal noobzorz".Also, competitives hardly ever complain about the lack of wavedashing. Most have gotten over it.
"Show Me Your News" podcast says "howdy friggin doody"...If you could find an example of competitives hating on casuals for speculating, then please show me where.
ELITIST CASUAL ATTITUDE HAHAHAHA...thats a good one. Because I claim to be good at Melee, right? Because I accuse everyone in the Brawl boards of being noobs, right? Because I look down on someone for their lack of skill in a friggin video game, right? Because I have a forum signature to show off how good I think I am at who I main, right? WRONG. If I suck at a game, I admit it. If I'm good at a game, I'm humble about it. There's nothing for me to gain for lying to myself and making excuses for why I lose just as there's nothing for me to gain by winning and announcing it to everyone on da interwebz for "eRespect". If I suck, then I suck, but I DON'T need some asshat competitive player telling me I suck without any ****ing proof except for these stupid imaginary guidelines for being a respected smasher of SWF that you guys have pulled out of the blue. It's like if you have a low post count, if you're not a tourney regular, or if you frequent the Brawl section, then you're automatically one of the forum b!tches. It's like competitive players on this site get erect every time they talk down to casual players.Get over your arrogance, pride and your elitist casual attitude.
I fail to see how that's calling him a "****er". If you really want me to call him one, all you gotta do is ask...you called Alpha Zealot a ****er quote "The one catch is that you can't cheat by getting one of your casual-hating mod buddies like friggin Zealot or Gimpy to edit ANY of my posts in your favor."
Read the first 60 pages of this thread first before you tell me I'm a liar.You claim that my response was a lie while everything you have said is a lie.
HAHAHAHAHHA...I might have to sig this...You are full of hate, anger, spite and more. I can clearly see it in your posts.
I really don't know where you're drawing that conclusion from.You don't have any place in this thread and stop acting like you own and run SWF.
Funny, I never said anything about "way of playing". Why are you assuming ALL casuals have a way of playing that is different than competitive players. If really you read my post you would know that I specifically said the only thing keeping me from being labeled as "competitive" is my lack of tourney participation. And that there are SEVERAL casuals that fit my description as well so it's not like I'm an anomaly. It's things like that which made me think you really weren't paying attention at all, but I'll take your word for it...anything to get you off my case about me having anger issues, dear Lord. Anyways, It's good to know you are not full of "hate, anger, spite, and more" towards casuals. If only you could speak for the others in this thread...I don't hate casuals at all nor do I think their way of playing is wrong.
Why am I being brought into this? I don't inappropriately edit peoples posts and I don't hate casual players.friggin Zealot
See, the fact that it even has online is the only thing I care about. I play Xbox LIVE a lot, and Brawl's online seems fine to me. I guess I'm just tolerant. Not to say the online is great, but It does its job. If it is laggy, well, that's a problem for later, but right now we don't have any info saying whether it's laggy or not.Look, the online, it's mainly Nintendo's fault. But you'd be lying to youself (or you don't play games online much) if you really liked the online in Brawl.