Sliq
Smash Master
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- Jan 13, 2006
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Nice unsupported opinion that is completely ********. No one cares.I don't think I'll ever go to a tournament, just because I feel video games like Smash were originally made for our entertainment, for fun, not to get worked up about your skills and winning tournaments. That's just how I feel anyway.
If you are such a delicate flower, I'd suggest not ever going on the internet. And if you want to win, you have to be good. You can't have your cake and eat it too (because you have diabetes).It also saddens me, because I'm afraid one day I'll fight someone on wifi, I'll lose and that person will tell me what a loser I am because I can't wavedash or do all those special techniques and it will ruin my fun because I won't be able to play it for fun anymore because I'll know I'm crap.
That's why I basically call them ********, that way they don't embarrass themselves, making them actually look like a ******. See. I'm not a mean guy. I'm doing it for their sake.Yeah this is true. It's to the point that their emotions completely take over too. They will read something thinking you have it out for them and take things completely and totally out of context and get upset over it. One time I started a paragraph with "From my vantage point" which obviously means from my perspective and what not, but some guy read it as me being really high up looking down on him. It's kinda hard to try and communicate to someone who gets so riled up that he can't even read something without assuming I'm looking down on them or think they are ********.
This sounds like the best idea I have ever heard.I'm gonna play online and just see how many taunts I can get off in a match.
No ****. I never claimed that. I claimed a majority of casuals that post on SWF don't think highly of competitives and AT's. And if I did claim ALL casuals do this, then it was an obvious hyperbole.Sliq's Ignorant Generalizations:
NO...NOT all casuals complain about EVERYTHING.
No.Stop being a dicktard.
First off, I don't have access to all of your posts (you apparently opted to post all 2000 of your posts within a 1 month span, so your oldest posts aren't there, and those were the only ones worth looking at).You like to go on about your stupidass "Sliq Challenge"? Take my Money Challenge....find me ONE post of mine in which I complained about a competitive aspect/implementation of melee playing.
Secondly, I'm not going to waste my time looking through all of your posts. I had hoped to read the last page of your oldest posts from 2006, but they aren't there, just some ******** blubbering about characters in Brawl. BAWWWW GENO BAWWW BOMBERMAN.
Lastly, I challenge you to read through my posts and find ONE racist statement. If you can't, you'll be forced to recognize that jerks can not be racist. Oh wait, that would be ********.
Are you high? Gimpyfish HATES me, and me and AlphaZealot aren't BFF. He modded me in the Pound 3 thread, which, besides proving that I am an asshat, also proves he is a very good mod without any sort of biases. **** you for insinuating AlphaZealot is a bad mod. I agree with your assessment of Gimpyfish though. What a butt, that guy (j/k, me and Gimpyfish are like Mary Kate and Ashley, except we didn't solve straight to VHS mysteries when we were younger).The one catch is that you can't cheat by getting one of your casual-hating mod buddies like friggin Zealot or Gimpy to edit ANY of my posts in your favor.
From my experience, you are vastly mistaken about the majority of casuals on this site.Believe it or not, most casuals on THIS site are like me. They play the game and understand the advanced techs. They DON'T claim to be experts at the game like you, Buzz, Hypnotist, and several others keep ignorantly repeating.
Also, I never claimed to be an expert.
Actually, the only difference I see is the fact that you opted to not be a ******* and come up with an origianl name for your SWF account, as opposed to Mariomaster99 or Hylian_Kinght_LOZ.Only difference between them and me is that I dislike item usage for the same reason items are banned from tournies...in fact I've disliked items LONG before I knew of the competitive smash scene.
Apparently you have something to prove by investing so much time making a wall o text on a public forum on the INTERNET. Time well spent. (It should be noted that I never said that I spend my time much more wisely than other people.)I also hate playing on stages that can be as random and distracting as the items themselves (i.e. tourney-banned stages). So the only thing keeping me from being a competitive smasher is that I don't really have too much time or desire for tournies. I've got nothing to prove to the world by investing so much into playing a video game.
No, there aren't. Almost any veteran competitive player will beat either a newer competitive player, or a casual. It's about experience, not about a label.And lastly, you were blabbing on about casuals smashers are delusional and need to "man-up" if they think they could ever beat a competitive smasher. There are SEVERAL competitive smashers that by a PRO-PLAYER'S EVALUTION would probably be considered sucky. In fact, there are competitives that consistently place low in legit tournies all the time.
That experience is what separates you from the seasoned competitive. No veteran competitive player that frequently attends tournaments consistently places low. The more they attend tournaments, the better they get. Just because they don't go from last place to winning money doesn't mean they aren't progressing. This progression is what separates you.You honestly want to tell me that no casual--or better yet, no casual like me (in which the only thing keep me from being labeled "competitive" is my lack of tourney experience) can beat a tourney-regular who consistently places low. You're a total bigot (and a ****ing ignorant one too) if you really think that just because someone regularly attends tournies, they're automatically "good" at smash.
Experience is what separates casuals from competitives. It wouldn't be that outrageous for a casual to beat someone new to the competitive scene. But a seasoned veteran will win, even if there placement at tournaments is mediocre when compared to those who are placing consistently and winning money.
This is probably the most ******** thing I've ever read. First off, you need to determine what is high placing and what isn't. For example, if the top 50% is high placing, and the bottom 50% is low placing, then THEY ARE EQUAL. Seriously, what a ****ing weak argument. Everyone's definition of high placing will be different.Hell, I'm willing to bet there's more low-placing competitives on this site than there are highly-placing ones...they just don't have the testicular fortitude to ****ing admit it. They'd rather hide behind the veil of being a tourney regular or basically just suck the ***** of all the well-respected smashers on this site (though it's pretty sad if internet reputation holds that much value in your life).
tl;drBashing the Brawl Boards...Just Because They're Casuals
I like how a lot of you look down on the Brawl boards...as if anticipation over a new smash game is a terrible thing. It really shows how full of yourselves you really are. People want to look forward to a NEW addition to the franchise instead of discussing melee and tournies and knowing the names of all the pros by heart and religiously studying all their matches and YouTube videos like some starstruck teenie-bopper...and then you like to play the "serious business" card when a flame war breaks out in the character threads...but when a flame war breaks out in the melee threads then it's "justified. Stop being ****ing hypocrites. Apart from some Brawl board users getting absurdly worked up over speculating the roster (which they have NO control over whatsoever) that they start baselessly overspeculating/trolling and the occasional anti-advanced techs person, they are guilty of nothing other than harmless discussion.
Jerk off bawwwws about people being mean in the Brawl boards on a message boards on the INTERNET.
tl;drSo basically, competitives and casuals need to stop being douches. Both are guilty of it. Only reasons I'm attacking the competitives more is because this stupidass thread makes it seem like competitives are the victims on this site...which is horse****, considering that majority of the moderating team for this site are competitive smashers and because this thread itself as all been "let's rant about how much we hate casual smashers and make sarcastic remarks and posting unfunny images to try and look cool". I can't to see what responses I get to this...*cracks open a Sam Adams*
More bawwwwing.