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VietGeek

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Jealousy Tier List here (updated June 12th, 2009).

We all know Steel2nd's video thread features the best Marths. Albeit if you want to see how to play Marth right, that's your best place to go.

But what about the hundreds of other Marth users, that just plain suck? Those that may never be able to -

1. Space
2. Not spam punishable moves
3. Play safe
4. Look sexy playing as Marth
5. Think

What about those people? Is it right to exclude them from the stardom of featuring themselves in a semi-important thread?

Or better yet, should people not be allowed to see how to NOT play Marth correctly? If one is to see both extremes, one would be better suited to self-critique his/her playstyle more accurately.

I would say that, if you have a bad Marth (and I mean a BAD Marth), perhaps posting here wouldn't be such a...bad idea?

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VietGeek

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May 16th, 2009

versus Marth (Player-3) (1)
versus Marth (Player-3) (2)
versus Marth (Player-3) (3)
versus Marth (Player-3) (4)

March 14th, 2009
versus Sheik (Billy) (1)
versus Sheik (Billy) (2)
versus Sheik (Billy) (3)

Older
versus Sheik (Billy) (best one, RLY)
versus Pikachu (Billy)

The remedy -

you really need to work on proper zoning, better usage of dtilt, better overall decision making, better spacing, better sword placement, better body placement.
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???

Anonymous is everywhere and doesn't afraid of anything.

versus Lucario (Emmy)
versus Lucario (Emmy)

The remedy -

Will someone try to heal 4chan?
 

VietGeek

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<_< I'm not Ryoko.

Anyway, this Billy person did not upload the other Sheik matches where Ryoko won and sh*t. It's sad that such biased tournament coverage exists. =(

Only TES does it right.
 

Nibbity

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Would you search for people on youtube who suck, or would people who think they suck give you their videos/replays? I assume both would be hard to do.
 

VietGeek

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The former is unpossible, but the latter is definitely possible. People simply have to man up and admit they are bad. Denial won't get you anywhere.

This thread can totally work. Ryoko and I have already got vids ready.
 

Steel

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[T_T] VietGeek says: (7:59:34 PM)
Btw Ryoko is actually me lol, but Billy uploaded the matches where I did badly/didn't bother to think/did friendly BS (
[T_T] VietGeek says: (7:59:46 PM)
(he needs to upload all teh matches)
[T_T] VietGeek says: (7:59:59 PM)
But yeah, my Marth still fails
Steel says: (8:00:23 PM)
oh
Steel says: (8:00:27 PM)
i thought it was u at first
Steel says: (8:00:29 PM)
but then i was like
Steel says: (8:00:30 PM)
uh
Steel says: (8:00:31 PM)
this marth sucks
Steel says: (8:00:33 PM)
cnat be him
Steel says: (8:00:34 PM)
LOL
[T_T] VietGeek says: (8:00:35 PM)
XD
[T_T] VietGeek says: (8:00:36 PM)
XD
[T_T] VietGeek says: (8:00:37 PM)
XD
[T_T] VietGeek says: (8:00:39 PM)
lol
[T_T] VietGeek says: (8:00:39 PM)
lol
[T_T] VietGeek says: (8:00:41 PM)
& lol
Steel says: (8:00:42 PM)
yeah
[T_T] VietGeek says: (8:00:56 PM)
You put too much faith into me <_<
 

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Viet I would like to say that I helped train Albino and his d3. Please dont kill me....

Oh and your Marth doesnt belong here Viet...don't even think about it.
 

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Steel

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viet i know you said you didnt play well in these matches but there were some glaringly stupid mistakes anyway, i shall critique.

first match

:19, you keep fairing around letting sheik easily roll underneath you. after the first two fairs you should ahve DTILTED. dtilt ***** sheik and keeps her from using any of her dash approaches

:29, wasn't safe recovering high like that, should have just grabbed the ledge

:34, he was ready for that get up, so was i. dont be so hasty to get back up from the ledge. think

:41, what happened to the platform shenanigans i taught you? dropped up air look like it would have hit perfectly here if u did it right

1:09, i like landing right on top of my opponents too

1:12, complete whiff, put yourself right into a position where a sheik would want u, u get tippered

1:19, just overall bad zoning effort

1:22, approached sheik backwards with an up air that comes out in front of you >_>

1:25, did you really just let sheik's hand hit you in the air when you have a sword? watch your opponent's positioning, you aren't thinking.

1:30, dsmash wasn't safe at all, i would have dtilted to zone, but hey u got lucky

1:38, leaned in after your fair and u get hit

1:45, ur just running away now. ATTACK YOUR OPPONENT RELATIVE TO THEIR POSITION, dont HOPE they run into your sword. sheik cant do ANYTHINGGGG if u just attack, especially dtilt. ya **** wit dat dtilt

1:47, still running, if sheik knew what to do in this situation you would be getting ***** much harder

1:57, not good. dont be so quick

2:03, you fair a foot in front of her face and run away to the middle of the stage? sheik says ok thanks for the red carpet, im gonna throw needles at you now. where you COULD have landed at tipper range and just dtilted her off the stage

2:19, slow reaction time to her up b recovery

2:26, again

2:28, why did you jump >_>

2:34, stop hitting with the hilt of your sword, grabbed again

2:39, again. you're not thinking and sheik is putting you into traps that you arent letting yourself get out of. i can tell ur frustrated by just watching you

2:57, sheik just messing with you now letting you live >_>

3:02, so risky, death


you really need to work on proper zoning, better usage of dtilt, better overall decision making, better spacing, better sword placement, better body placement.
 

Rapid_Assassin

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I don't know, this one is the worst I've ever seen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgxKSPQ-K7E

This one is bad too, but not nearly as bad as the previous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uG9J3FClrQ

Reasons why they are bad:

1. They are playing Marth and losing to me. Not just losing to me, but getting 3 stocked, and I'm not even playing as MK in these.
2. This is what happens when people watch my Youtube channel, see me get mind****ed to oblivion by a Marth, and think they can imitate it (without actually being any good at the game first).
 

Zankoku

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Is this Wifi?

EDIT: Yep, this is Wifi.
3. This is what happens when people try to use Marth on Wifi without prior experience to using Marth on Wifi.
 

VietGeek

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Updated to be more official and less personal. Thanks to all who contributed.

I've created a "remedy" section for any who care about improving to be given a summary of a critique and of course you can always click the blue button to the side to see the whole thing.
 

SSD

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Maybe people need to stop playing Wi-Fi. Honestly.
Yes. I'll have offline matches soon, to show off my true lack of common sense. Yet the general idea stands - videos of marth being played so badly it's insulting to watch, even for the one who played the match.
 

VietGeek

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Looks like the 2 I fought were bad enough for you, huh? :p
So is the Marth...you? Because the description....

???

Anonymous is everywhere and doesn't afraid of anything.

versus Lucario (Emmy)
versus Lucario (Emmy)

The remedy -

Will someone try to heal 4chan
Edit -

Btw:

Steel says:
but i mean
come on
look at all the times i ***** your dreams
im living yours
i own the marth boards
im good at the game
i was successful *in emblem lords eyes
when he told YOU you had potential
which got flushed down the drain
i got a cyan name
you dont
now
im going to get some other title
eventually a moderator
where are you?
in georgia
 

Rapid_Assassin

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So is the Marth...you? Because the description....
No it is not. There are 2 different players there. Both of whom were people who tried to copy what they've seen people do to me on Youtube. :p I'm the Lucario in both of them.

I have one of my Marth 2 stocking the same player as the first Marth in those links. My Marth is awful, but I was just ****ing around. :p
 

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So is the Marth...you? Because the description....



Edit -

Btw:

Steel says:
but i mean
come on
look at all the times i ***** your dreams
im living yours
i own the marth boards
im good at the game
i was successful *in emblem lords eyes
when he told YOU you had potential
which got flushed down the drain
i got a cyan name
you dont
now
im going to get some other title
eventually a moderator
where are you?
in georgia
wow, harsh. i still think your the cats pajamas viet
 

Steel

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ROFL

i honestly didnt mean any of that (i dont ever talk about my skill as a player), i just harass viet constantly to see his reaction. it's my daily entertainment

edit: and of course he edited out the "jk" messages after i said it XD viet u tricky dog u
 

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I will say at BIO II ToiletHumor was supposed to get 2nd but his mom picked him up before he could play out loser's finals so he officially got 3rd even though 2nd was someone he beat to play winner's finals vs. DSF.

He only plays wifi. He had only been to ~2 tournaments before BIO II.

So there's hope.
 
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