This thread was the most entertaining twenty minutes I've had in HOURS. It somehow seems appropriate that all the drama happen on the Peach board. It's like Desperate Housewives in here (what with frying pans and turnips and mushrooms).
Uhh...anyway, I think this thread really hit a nerve with you, Cort. You're more concerned with winning the game than most of the Smash community, and you also happen to be part of a subset that has a lot of talent in it (not that you haven't worked really hard, mind you). I'm actually astonished (and impressed) you put in the effort of trying to use logic on some of the people who've posted in this thread. This may have been a long time coming...
So someone in the know please enlighten me--is any current peach (aside from someone who never plays her, a la M2K) as good as Cort's? I thought Mikael was really excellent because of his economy, brains, and ability to read people, but I'm not really good enough to be able to compare him. The gist of what I'm getting is that he's not even in the same league as Cort?
What about Kei?
What about Armada?
Is there ANYONE who can really compare? Or is Mr. Cort simply the Ken of Peach?
(I know you're excellent at other characters, Cort, but that doesn't mean your Peach isn't particularly praiseworthy.)