Out do the person above you

[OutlawStar]

I am a puppet of Ganon.

 

[Dogysamich]

I'm a Muppet!

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'm Jim Henson!

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

I'm Elmo and I've got a gun

 

[MPH Deku]

I'm Kermit the Frog and I've got two RPGs!

 

[FTWin]

Im Oscar the Grouch and i have a bombshelter

 

[L__]

I'm the Cookie Monster. Om nom nom.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

I'm big bird and I'm showing you the bird

 

[MPH Deku]

I'm Barney and I'm showing you my love.

 

[FTWin]

Im Captain Falcon and im showing you my moves.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

I'm Cooking Mama and I'm showing you how to make Falcon soup

 

[Kinzer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpRxdHlOcO8

Shown ya Kitchen and get me a Falcon Punch.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

lmao that was hilarious Get back in the kitchen!

Anyways CF died it's still unknown. though some think it's because of food poisoning

 

[OutlawStar]

A day later, Captain Falcon is now deceased from eating a poison mushroom.

 

[ranmaru]

I'm doctor mario, giving you mushrooms to make you feel better.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

DR.Mario smoked shooms and smothered himself with BBQ sause. then hopped a fence to the neighbors yard who had a pitbull, guess what happens next

 

[ranmaru]

Doc was plastered and met a vicious pitbull happy to embrace his BBq sauce.

 

[OutlawStar]

He never made it to Brawl.

 

[MojoMan]

he probably wouldn't have made it into ff 8

 

[MPH Deku]

..because he has too much personality.

 

[L__]

Because he's on Prozac

 

[ranmaru]

Capcom...........

 

[The Dinkoman]

Cereal.........

 

[Mewtario]

The Tunguska Event...?

 

[Dogysamich]

The 51st Event!

 

[FTWin]

I beat the 51st event without actually playing it.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

I unlocked the secret 52 event by beating the others all under a second

 

[L__]

Master Hand

 

[MPH Deku]

T...that was supposed to be a secret between your mother and I...

 

[Waza]

......really?.....fine.....

YOUR MOM.

 

[MPH Deku]

Least I have one. How are your dads doing, by the way?

 

[ranmaru]

Some kid got called gay

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

and he hanged himself in the shame

 

[Dogysamich]

He was black.

 

[Kinzer]

Yet he still more successful than some other people.

 

[Refresh McFly]

With several Cars

 

[L__]

That he stole?

 

[PiSToLZ]

and were painted purple with yellow pokadots

 

[Kinzer]

What a shame that they got repossessed though, huh?

 

[M.K]

Not before the repo men ran over your parents on his way back to the shop.