Out do the person above you

[The Fail Tracer]

I'm dull.

Spoiler

Disregard this spoiler.

 

[smashfan666]

i'm going to somehow get rid of everything driving you all away from posting... i don't weant this to be a repeat of everyone leaving king_ed's forum galore... where i go insane when i realized everyone is leaving...

 

[Lythium]

I'll go insane first.

 

[smashfan666]

my avatar kick backside.

 

[Jonkku]

I kicked your avatar's "backside" butt in Mother 3.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I kicked yours in kirby superstar

 

[Yaya]

I am skilled at a game for 4 year olds.

 

[MPH Deku]

I beat The Legendary Starfy in two days.

 

[Yaya]

I don't go to High School Reunions.

 

[MPH Deku]

I'm not even THROUGH high school!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I'm not in school.

 

[UberMario]

You didn't graduate yet and are playing hooky.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I play hockey.

 

[MPH Deku]

I play Kirby.

 

[UberMario]

Kirby plays you.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I've been to Soviet Russia.

 

[MPH Deku]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPagWh3O5Zs

 

[UberMario]

Yoshi's theme is the Soviet anthem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaAS4xHPiR0

Edit: NINJA'd by someone that was NINJA'd LOL.

Mario plays the lotto.

(Take your pick)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I won the lotto.

 

[UberMario]

That's your motto.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Go back to the grotto!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I stole your bike.

 

[UberMario]

You stole yourself.

 

[MPH Deku]

ORANGE. Rhyme it.

 

[UberMario]

Deranged. Time spit.

 

[MPH Deku]

Fail. Deranged doesn't rhyme.

But LOZENGE does.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Door hinge

 

[MPH Deku]

Syringe...

 

[UberMario]

A binge . .

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I drink Root Beer; an adequate substitute to alcohol.

 

[MPH Deku]

I can rip a phone book in half.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I can beat you to death with one

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I beat death with a phone book.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I c wat u did thar

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I stare into your soul.

 

[justaway12]

I gaze into the deep recesses of your mind.

 

[Elucifur]

I probe your subconsciousness.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Open up your mind and let me step inside.[/queen]

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I am your alternate account.

 

[MPH Deku]

All of you are actually my alternate accounts.