Out do the person above you

[StinkomanFan]

Luke, I am your father

 

[jigglyppuff8]

My father was a virgin. Was.

 

[UberMario]

It was yesterday sometime ago.

 

[MPH Deku]

Boston, 1988. I'm a cop.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'm a criminal.

 

[UberMario]

Angels aren't criminals.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I don't imagine people as their avatars.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I imagine them as their post rank

 

[UberMario]

I actually view them as their Main. [not really]

 

[MPH Deku]

I really DO view them as their mains!

 

[UberMario]

Some people live in Maine.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Pennsylvania has a larger population.

 

[UberMario]

Pocono Raceway is a triangle.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Triangles are no match for squares like me.

 

[UberMario]

Square dancing is for foxes.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I once witnessed a fox's wedding.

 

[UberMario]

I once witnessed a concert, because I was in it.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I am the concert

 

[UberMario]

You are conceited

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I outdo the person above me.

 

[Elucifur]

jigglyppuff8 is outdone by me.

 

[MPH Deku]

Elucifur is done....um, OUTdone by me.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I USE CAPS LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL. steering

 

[MPH Deku]

l KNOW HOW TO STEER IN CAPS LOCK.

 

[Elucifur]

I do wish you'd spell my username right.
I GOT MY DRIVING PERMIT TODAY.

 

[UberMario]

I wish to turn to the left.
SO I CAN GET TACOS TODAY.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Taco Mac.

Pwned.

 

[UberMario]

Maxed out on TEH PWNAGE

 

[The Dinkoman]

over 9000.

 

[UberMario]

You have just won OVER 9000 dollars!

 

[MPH Deku]

I have money.

 

[UberMario]

I have a bank.

 

[MPH Deku]

I am a tree.

 

[UberMario]

I am a forest.

 

[MPH Deku]

I'm Forrest Gump.

 

[UberMario]

I'm the guy that let him invest in Apple.

 

[Tacel]

iInvest

Spoiler

(Evil 10 char rule!)

 

[StinkomanFan]

I destroyed Apple

 

[UberMario]

I destroy apples.

 

[Tacel]

Allergy problems?