Ottawa Ontario Canada

[Dice]

It's funny how you guys actually think you'll get a chance to even play. Put me in first, i'll eat up ALL their stocks OM NOM NOM NOM Soooooooooooooooo tasty! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Vwins]

LISTEN UP OTTAWA.

I went ahead and challenged Toronto to an ontario crew battle. So it's time to GEAR UP. They're gonna respond in this thread whenever they can. Prepare yourseles accordingly, we go into battle together.

BYAHHHHH

omg the Ontario challenge this gonna be so boring

 

[Locke)]

This tourney's for Ontario pride. Your tourney in january is when the pwn will be broughten.

 

[Fogel]

It's funny how you guys actually think you'll get a chance to even play. Put me in first, i'll eat up ALL their stocks OM NOM NOM NOM Soooooooooooooooo tasty! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

It's true, Dice has a history of taking 12 stocks off

 

[KirbyKaze]

I'm gonna take 4 stocks from Toronto!!!!!

 

[TyrantWolf]

lol ottawa. with all their talk of mish and mosh. You guys are gonna lose :].

We got the best Peach down here, best Fox, Falco and even.. NESSS. XDDD Can't wait guiseee.

 

[Locke)]

We have Dice, and he eats up toronto like no other. What was it like 12 stock against your T.O crew? He's hungry for more.

 

[TyrantWolf]

Ottawa knows nothing of us. Trust mangz we're x100 compared to that time. It's like we've been training in the hyperbolic time chamber (I got one in my friends basement, trufax. + chicken bones). I hear all this shiiit about Pwn Party this and Locke) + Dice that. From what I see it, you guys are old farts, make way for the new gen sukkaz. Cuz we're plowin' you down like tha lawnmower.

 

[WarranThad]

We got the best Peach down here,


**** that ****

 

[Rimi]

If your honestly confident and not just talking trash for fun, make this Crew battle for money since you all have enough to throw around to lose to random people.

 

[TyrantWolf]

Honestly man, nobody takes me seriously with my talk. I would put money on it if I had some serious dough. Peach ditto 4 Japanese honor points? You too Dice you guys made me a sad panda when you guys decided not to show @ TCT.

LOL Dice, vs Falcon. Not Peach ditto XDDD.

 

[Rimi]

no thanks peach is gay, id rather spend my 8 minutes elsewhere

 

[TyrantWolf]

peach main no mo? :[

That's cool then, lol. Mitch?

 

[D.B]

I still want to have falcon ditto's with dice boy over there . If I can't make it I you guys better come to our next tournament so I can get to own you guys myself :]

 

[KirbyKaze]

why is there all this hate =(

 

[Rimi]

stfu you ***** kirby P.O.S <3

 

[TyrantWolf]

trash talking is trash talking. But more importantly trash talking is lulz.

 

[KirbyKaze]

stfu you ***** kirby P.O.S <3

 

[D.B]

How dare you offend the great Kirby like that! You guys are teh gainess. David will **** you for that.... and I don't mean in teh game

 

[TyrantWolf]

lol... gainess. wtf is that supposed to mean? XDDD Rimi you still main Peach?

 

[Locke)]

***** im gonna four stock you with one hand while doing my homework with the other one.

Yes he still mains peach but dittos are retardedly long and drawn out. Now take your trash talk to the tournament thread.

Idea: Losers buy mcdonalds?

 

[Dice]

Who the **** do you guys think you are? Coming into MY ottawa thread, trashtalking MY ottawa smahers. No I won't friendly match you, no i won't money match you, but yes, i will **** you all for free and laugh in your faces when it's over. Respect the Pwn Party *****es, we've been pwning before the smash scene's condom broke, resulting in the mistake known as toronto smash players. So say goodbye to your family's before you leave, cus the Pwn Party train is gonna run all over your ***. Choo choo

 

[D.B]

How about winners buy mcdonalds because eating mcdonalds is epic fail

 

[Dice]

How about winners buy mcdonalds because eating mcdonalds is epic fail

Those words are exactly why your falcon sucks.

 

[Locke)]

Mcdonalds is the key to pro smash, and I'd suggest you get into that groove cause its tourney tradition! Right after pools before brackets, its always the pwn party and team Gosu at mcdonalds. See a pattern? Jarc eats a full double cheeseburger in one bite, now that's ****ing pro.

 

[D.B]

Those words are exactly why your falcon sucks.

Ouch man, that really hurt
K I guess I really gotta **** you in the ditto then

 

[TyrantWolf]

lol @ this McD logic.

 

[Dice]

Ouch man, that really hurt
K I guess I really gotta **** you in the ditto then

I know you aren't coming to ToS4 anyways, cus you're scared. I don't blame you, I'd be scared of legends too.

 

[D.B]

I know you aren't coming to ToS4 anyways, cus you're scared. I don't blame you, I'd be scared of legends too.

Legend? LOL That actually gave me a good laugh, I'll show you real manliness when we face

 

[Dice]

You need to hit puberty before you become a man. You'll learn this next year, in grade 6 health class.

And since you talk so much ****, falcon ditto, $5 best of 5 or whatevs. You'll give up after first match anyways.

 

[D.B]

Haha, now I really hope I can make it, If i don't I'll remember this for the next tournament when I knock you out of brackets kay old man?

 

[Drolian]

Who the **** do you guys think you are? Coming into MY ottawa thread, trashtalking MY ottawa smahers. No I won't friendly match you, no i won't money match you, but yes, i will **** you all for free and laugh in your faces when it's over. Respect the Pwn Party *****es, we've been pwning before the smash scene's condom broke, resulting in the mistake known as toronto smash players. So say goodbye to your family's before you leave, cus the Pwn Party train is gonna run all over your ***. Choo choo

no friendlies?

by the way you're talking we should have angries!

:D

 

[D.B]

We all know that GTA is the new generation of smash, get ready to be feeling ****ty guys when we kick your ***

 

[Damax]

We all know that GTA is the new generation of smash, get ready to be feeling ****ty guys when we kick your ***

its amazing just how many lies can be together in a single sentence.

 

[Locke)]

D.B I'll be glad to beat you with your own main character. No money, just come find me at some point in the tournament and I'll be happy to stomp you into the ground. And then I'll laugh when you whip out any kind of johns.

If you beat my falcon then try my marth, and if you can beat him then I'll gladly crown you the new generation. But until then don't assume you know jack just cuz you can beat your friends or other toronto smashers.

Stop cluttering our local thread with your arrogant garbage. Take it all to the tournament thread.

 

[Wak]

Less trashtalk, more pwnage.

You need to hit puberty before you become a man. You'll learn this next year, in grade 6 health class.

I still need to underline this post that made my day, thanks Dice for the big laugh.

 

[Fogel]

Err trashtalk aside, smashfest is on this Friday so we can prepare for ToS4. We should do a lot of singles this time. KPP can you guys make it? We are bad at video games and need training

 

[Jarc]

This thread suddenly got a boost of coolness.

Also ;

We all know that GTA is the new generation of smash, get ready to be feeling ****ty guys when we kick your ***

:/

 

[Phrozn]

We all know that GTA is the new generation of smash, get ready to be feeling ****ty guys when we kick your ***

errr... you may not have heard of SAUS, Cbone or I... but WE'RE the NEW ones stepping it up. lolol

(rofl @ my above arrogance)

 

[Desh.]

lol D.B i'm willing to bet money D.B will own you all.. real money..not that monopoly crap you guys mm with >.>

cant wait to see how bad you guys get smashed by D.B's falcon...challenging him to a falcon ditto is >=
challenging chuck norris to a round house kick contest =/
trust me i know =[

edit: also i've seen barbie dolls more manly then wak. he knows why =] lil pansy.