pokemon has crazy mindgames!
so im all hmm i need a ground type for my team?
sandslash? HAHA jusk kidding he sucks ****
donphan? hmmm... he seems pretty ****. an elephant that turns into a tire? **** YEAH I SAW pokemon the first movie. that guys gotta be fast as ****!
Speed: 50
O_O
ITS LIKE HIS WORST STAT! NO WAIT! IT IS!!!
and then this other time.
ad been ******* around this thing forever. until finally. Squirtlebottle obtain.
you and me funny looking tree. 1 on 1. mano e mano.
blum blum blum blum blum blum blum blum doop doo doo
SUDOWOODO APPEARS
its go time! get ****ed! Quilava go!
O_O
ITS ROCK TYPE>!>!>!>?????
needles to say i caught that *****. i got over our past differences and offered him a salary he couldnt refuse. lealth benefits too. we took eath other all the way, best friends. 8 gyms, elite 4. 8 more gyms.
the final battle
Red wants to fight
"..."
Pikachu! level 81.
go Sudowoodo!
ive got this in the bag. inside information told me his entire team layout and ive got him counter picked.
Pikachu used Thunder.
Sudowoodo died.
O_O
WHADDYA MEAN ROCK ISNT RESISTANT TO ELECTRIC
i wont tell you what i did to him that day. put let me put it this way. hes dead.
and then this other time
diamond version
MOTHER ****S!!
this is the coolest adventure ever!
A Sudowoodo...
*teleport into my subconscious with me*
i know theres something to remember about him. some little tidbit of information. but it doesnt matter. im a higher level, i can own this scrubby grass pokemon
O_O
MINDGAMED BY THE SAME POKEMON TWICE???
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