New North American Online Player Tier List

[NovaSmash]

lol thats pathetic, claiming u beat me however many times when the truth is i just beat u 3-0, and i beat u with falcon the whole time. Learn to do something besides dash grab with falcon and maybe someone will think ur good.

 

[Battlecow]

What's that? Nova's mad?

Not as mad as he'll be next time we play. Hey, bro, get your johns ready now, because I'm looking forward to having them plastered all over the thread right after a little post that says:

"battlecow beats nova 3-0 (again)."

Will it be controllers again? Perhaps I just camp? Maybe I grab too much? Or maybe you'll be high when it goes down?

 

[Surri-Sama]

AFT isn't as good as he used to be. He cannot deal with my pikachu at all any more.

hmmmm........

If this is not minor spam nothing is lol....

dexter beat surri twice in Battlecows tourney, 3-2 and 3-1

I also beat him right after that recent tourney loss most 3-1 (And i've bested him 2-0 in tourneys aside from battlecows)

Surri is not A tier, loses to too many B tier people

I feel I've been doing better recently though, my loss to dexter also came with two HUGE come backs (real ones ) that i had to adjust. Dexter while being decently skilled, doesn't play defensive at all...which is very different then most people. These past few weeks I've been working on my defensive game and how to deal with others as well, but i left my self foolishly open to him and got rushed to death

 

[Battlecow]

Like I said. No match for me at all.

 

[NovaSmash]

"battlecow beats nova 3-0 (again)."

u have never beat me 3-0 before in ur life so i dont know where ur getting the idea from that u dominate me. its pretty sad and it looks like ur in denial and trying to make urself look good.

 

[Froski]

Nova > Battlecow

gg


>_>

 

[Battlecow]

YAWN.

It's gonna happen, son. Sad thing is, you know it. Our skill levels aren't even close, and I think that you realize that every time we play. It's like kicking an especially ugly and mean-spirited puppy. It's like taking really sticky and unappealing candy from a baby that should have been aborted.

Yo, reborn, have we ever played? 'Cause I'm free to **** you up any time you want it.

 

[Froski]

YAWN.

It's gonna happen, son. Sad thing is, you know it. Our skill levels aren't even close, and I think that you realize that every time we play. It's like kicking an especially ugly and mean-spirited puppy. It's like taking really sticky and unappealing candy from a baby that should have been aborted.

Yo, reborn, have we ever played? 'Cause I'm free to **** you up any time you want it.

lol look at you getting so worked up...get real

 

[Surri-Sama]

yes both of yous stop seriously....save it for the matches sons.

 

[Battlecow]

I ain't even mad. Just statin' facts.

Surri, go mod a twilight fan forum or something. You're approaching 2010 levels of obnoxiousness again.

 

[NovaSmash]

I ain't even mad. Just statin' facts.

Surri, go mod a twilight fan forum or something. You're approaching 2010 levels of obnoxiousness again.

facts? ur just making up stuff while im stating real results, u should be embarrased.

 

[th3kuzinator]

I ain't even mad. Just statin' facts.

Surri, go mod a twilight fan forum or something. You're approaching 2010 levels of obnoxiousness again.

freaking. lol.

nova vs bcow pay per view

 

[Froski]

Nova >> battlecow

end of discussion

ill be on the server to have camp wars if you like

 

[Shablivion]

what zell said ....nova >>>> battlecow

 

[clubbadubba]

I'm gonna be hosting a new tourney soon.

I'll try to encourage all those in questionable b-tier positions to participate.

You should submit the tourney to Nintendude's rating system when you do. I think that'll be more reliable than this eloquent discussion of who pwns who all day ery day.

nova vs bcow pay per view

SSBL next week, its gonna be real. Somebody stream that ***t!

 

[Agent_21]

The hell is this? Where is everyone else?

 

[Battlecow]

facts? ur just making up stuff while im stating real results, u should be embarrased.

You know, I could go back and find the real results from all the times I've beaten you... has to be at least 5 or 6 in a row. But you know what? Let's focus on the future here. There's an SSBL match next week, I hear?

Warm up that Utilt, son. I've never been so not afraid in my life.

 

[NovaSmash]

You know, I could go back and find the real results from all the times I've beaten you... has to be at least 5 or 6 in a row. But you know what? Let's focus on the future here. There's an SSBL match next week, I hear?

Warm up that Utilt, son. I've never been so not afraid in my life.

what dont u get? we havnt even played since the SSBL, not even once, yet u keep going on about how u've beaten me 6 times in a row. Wat ur saying is fiction and never happened, please stop trolling and get some ssb skills.

 

[DMoogle]

Take it to PMs if you want to set up a match or trash talk. It adds NOTHING to the thread. It's straight up trolling.

Killer has always given me trouble, for some reason. I probably just suck.

 

[Battlecow]

what dont u get? we havnt even played since the SSBL, not even once, yet u keep going on about how u've beaten me 6 times in a row. Wat ur saying is fiction and never happened, please stop trolling and get some ssb skills.

We haven't played because you're scared to play me outside of tourney

I meant before the SSBL

Mods are gonna start being little ****ies again and handing out infractions so I guess we better stop. Jesus, do any of the moderators in this section have any idea about the actual meaning of "trolling"? Here's a hint: it's separate from "Talking ****." I don't see why ****-talking should be outlawed, but APPARENTLY A$ hates being left out of conversations so WHATEVER how 'bout that online player tier list?

And I'm still not mad. 0/10.

 

[The Star King]

Killer has always given me trouble, for some reason. I probably just suck.

Killer gives me trouble, too.

I also think Nova is better than Battlecow. Gotta admit Battlecow's trashtalk is hilarious, though.

 

[SheerMadness]

Gav and battle cattle seem pretty even to me.

Killer gives people trouble because he plays a gay kirby.

He is getting a lot better with other characters too though.

 

[Battlecow]

Everyone is hating on me. W/e just gotta start taking names again.

Just FYI guys nova just dropped out of the SSBL rather than face me and refuses to play outside of tournament. I'm ready for a pride match whenever he is, but if he doesn't even have the guts to play me, I think it's safe to say that he knows he has no chance.

SUCK ON THAT, StarTraitor!!!!1

 

[NovaSmash]

i really feel sorry for u if u actually believe that anyone is scared of u, i dropped out because im geting used to n64 controller and dont wanna play now. get a life

 

[Surri-Sama]

Everyone is hating on me. W/e just gotta start taking names again.

Just FYI guys nova just dropped out of the SSBL rather than face me and refuses to play outside of tournament. I'm ready for a pride match whenever he is, but if he doesn't even have the guts to play me, I think it's safe to say that he knows he has no chance.

SUCK ON THAT, StarTraitor!!!!1

You're getting too excited lol. Why do you worry so much about Nova anyways lol....

 

[The Star King]

SUCK ON THAT, StarTraitor!!!!1

Traitor? Ouch

 

[Zantetsu]

...And this is why I'm glad I'm not in this list yet.

 

[Battlecow]

Lol u guys

Is this like a meta-joke or do you really think I'm serious?

 

[The Star King]

I didn't think you were serious. I wasn't serious myself. IDK about BHLMRO

 

[Zantetsu]

I rarely take Battlecow seriously, so no, I wasn't serious.

What about you, Surri? You serious?

 

[kys]

WHY SO SERiOUS?

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

y so srs guiz?

 

[th3kuzinator]

i think boomfan should be in sss tier now because he won genesis 2

discuss

 

[The Star King]

I rarely take Battlecow seriously, so no, I wasn't serious.

What about you, Surri? You serious?

I have a feeling he was the only one who took Battlecow seriously :D

 

[Surri-Sama]

I don't take much seriously really lol.

I do give you guys infractions from time to time though, which some mistake for anger and rage, and possibly seriousness i suppose :o

 

[SilentSlayers]

Yeah, he even infracts me in the Backroom. Surri is just weird

 

[JaimeHR]

i think boomfan should be in sss tier now because he won genesis 2

discuss

That was on Console so it doesn't count for Online

 

[Battlecow]

For all you haters- I just beat Surri solidly and stole dat candy from nova so hard he ragequit halfway through game 3. Gimme my goddam dues.

 

[Surri-Sama]

I'll give yours when i get mine lol.

 

[Battlecow]

To be fair, you probably could have beaten me if your pride had allowed you to pick kirby.

Maybe not though, I've been practicing that MU (as my matches with Nova attested)